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Title: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: SUPERDRUNK151 on September 22, 2010, 12:34:13 am
Yep.


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: Gnomez on September 22, 2010, 01:02:22 am
Hope it ain't that lite beer...


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: TortureQueen on September 22, 2010, 09:23:48 am
are you planning on sharing with the rest of us?


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: PrimusSucks on September 22, 2010, 10:13:00 am
*grabs beers out of cooler and tosses them to other people in this thread*


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: Gnomez on September 22, 2010, 05:28:59 pm
cheers!


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: stevenstrong on September 22, 2010, 09:35:36 pm
they hold theyz BEERS sum kinda funny ass way over there where GNOMEZY lives...or is that switzerland im thinkin of??!...HEROIN is actually legal in switzerland.

(books flight)


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: Gnomez on September 22, 2010, 10:00:17 pm
Not us
The Aussies put their beer in a stupid little coolie thing to keep it cold


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: AlpineValleyGirl on September 22, 2010, 10:10:00 pm
on my way to the bar in a few hours
last time we were there a fight broke out over the pool table

drinkin pitchers and doing shots of jack
then crackin a few more after we get home

do Aussies drink their beer so slowly
it gets a chance to get warm?
mine doesn't stay in the glass long enough to do that


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: Gnomez on September 22, 2010, 11:11:27 pm
Nah it gets pretty hot over there a times......
And yes they are big blouses too :)


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: SUPERDRUNK151 on September 23, 2010, 12:23:03 am
are you planning on sharing with the rest of us?

I got a nice roofie colada for you.


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: TortureQueen on September 23, 2010, 09:01:37 am
are you planning on sharing with the rest of us?

I got a nice roofie colada for you.
but i wanted a beer >:(


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: stevenstrong on September 23, 2010, 10:42:03 am
are you planning on sharing with the rest of us?

I got a nice roofie colada for you.

u know wut comez after THAT dood....storm cellar and ANY foreign object in site!!

(wranglez quarter horse)


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: Tiger479 on September 23, 2010, 04:25:13 pm
been gone for a few days.............coulda swore i heard the word beer, and there it was :P


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: SUPERDRUNK151 on September 23, 2010, 10:30:26 pm
are you planning on sharing with the rest of us?

I got a nice roofie colada for you.
but i wanted a beer >:(

But the colada comes with a free frozen yogurt.............The yogurt also has roofies in it.But you get your choice of toppings ;D


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: MsCeeAngel on September 23, 2010, 11:11:36 pm
Screw beer! I wanna real drink! ;p


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: Gnomez on September 23, 2010, 11:24:58 pm
I don't know if I'd like a roofie colada
I assume it has rum in it and I don't like rum
(unless it's white rum like Bacardi)
Could I have a roofie bourbon and coke instead?


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: TortureQueen on September 24, 2010, 09:25:21 am
are you planning on sharing with the rest of us?

I got a nice roofie colada for you.
but i wanted a beer >:(

But the colada comes with a free frozen yogurt.............The yogurt also has roofies in it.But you get your choice of toppings ;D
really? my choice of toppings, well in that case..... :P


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: MsCeeAngel on September 24, 2010, 11:42:21 pm
Pina Colada eh? ~ MsCeeAngel thinks...hmm... I do like Coladas with rum. But the other? Eh. Pass! Damn! Now I want a Colada! But I'm 2 lazy 2 make it. I have everything! Dammit! I wish I had a maid! I mean bartender! Hell, why not both! :)


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: Tiger479 on September 25, 2010, 09:18:38 am
Hadn't had a beer all week so I decided to catch up last night.......yep, I woke up late. ::)


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: DONUT_N_CABOOSE_TUCKER on September 26, 2010, 03:11:17 am
are you planning on sharing with the rest of us?

I got a nice roofie colada for you.
but i wanted a beer >:(

But the colada comes with a free frozen yogurt.............The yogurt also has roofies in it.But you get your choice of toppings ;D
really? my choice of toppings, well in that case..... :P
Sea Kelp, Sardines, Goat Cheese & To Top It Off....A Sea Cucumber!


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: SUPERDRUNK151 on September 26, 2010, 09:43:17 pm
are you planning on sharing with the rest of us?

I got a nice roofie colada for you.
but i wanted a beer >:(

But the colada comes with a free frozen yogurt.............The yogurt also has roofies in it.But you get your choice of toppings ;D
really? my choice of toppings, well in that case..... :P
Sea Kelp, Sardines, Goat Cheese & To Top It Off....A Sea Cucumber!


Sorry all out of sea cucumbers


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: AlpineValleyGirl on September 27, 2010, 02:59:57 am
Hadn't had a beer all week so I decided to catch up last night.......yep, I woke up late. ::)
I plan on doing that tomorrow (well, later . . .)


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: Tiger479 on September 27, 2010, 08:37:53 pm
My sisterinlaw tried her first Bloody Marry last night, she said it was good. I've yet to try one myself. :P


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: MsCeeAngel on September 30, 2010, 03:15:48 am
Marys are ok. Pina Colads... now that's a good drink! Next up... Zombieland! A Zombie is full of different liquors. There are other drinks that can plaster ya! But as 4 a decent drink... Try a colada!


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: SUPERDRUNK151 on October 03, 2010, 12:10:13 am
Long Island Iced Tea FTW


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: Tiger479 on October 04, 2010, 05:38:30 pm
Long Island Iced Tea FTW

Tried making my own one time, yeah they sucked. I need to get the secret recipe from the bars around here. 


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: Gnomez on October 04, 2010, 08:02:29 pm
I think that's why they call it a secret FOOL!


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: Tiger479 on October 05, 2010, 06:34:19 pm
I have my ways of making people talk....


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: TortureQueen on October 05, 2010, 06:38:43 pm
i just cracked open a beer...... AHHHH..... that's good stuff


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: Tiger479 on October 05, 2010, 06:49:05 pm
i just cracked open a beer...... AHHHH..... that's good stuff

Damn You, I'm still at work  >:(


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: TortureQueen on October 05, 2010, 08:15:43 pm
i just cracked open a beer...... AHHHH..... that's good stuff

Damn You, I'm still at work  >:(
well the beer is all gone now so on to the vodka


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: Gnomez on October 06, 2010, 12:07:35 am
Fancy a stiff one TQ?


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: Tiger479 on October 06, 2010, 08:15:56 am
Last time I had Vodka I woke up the next morning feeling spaced out for about half the day. No hangover, I just couldn't snap out of it for some reason. Then again I drank about 3/4 of the bottle......


Vodka, and Cranberry juice kicks-ass ;D :P


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: TortureQueen on October 06, 2010, 08:23:27 am
Last time I had Vodka I woke up the next morning feeling spaced out for about half the day. No hangover, I just couldn't snap out of it for some reason. Then again I drank about 3/4 of the bottle......


Vodka, and Cranberry juice kicks-ass ;D :P
yes it does kick ass!!!  and i know what u mean about the spaced out feeling.... its not a hangover but ur just not right either. lol


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: da_wizard on October 06, 2010, 09:41:20 pm
when not drinking beer......I will enjoy the beautiful nectar of the gods .....otherwise known as....  Jack Daniels ;)


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: AlpineValleyGirl on October 06, 2010, 09:46:17 pm
when not drinking beer......I will enjoy the beautiful nectar of the gods .....otherwise known as....  Jack Daniels ;)
I just about busted out crying last year
when they showed the river that supplied the distillery
had dried up from drought - just barely a trickle

last winter's snow and spring's heavy rains replenished it this year
all hail lem motlow


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: da_wizard on October 06, 2010, 09:52:59 pm
as long as there is a God....there will be Jack.......kinda of sounds like a t-shirt to me
[da_wizard scribbles down his t-shirt idea in his t-shirt idea spiral-bound notebook...]


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: TortureQueen on October 08, 2010, 12:21:43 pm
when not drinking beer......I will enjoy the beautiful nectar of the gods .....otherwise known as....  Jack Daniels ;)
just don't forget to pass that bottle around, i need some godly nectar too ;D


Title: Re: Cracks open a Beer
Post by: Tiger479 on October 08, 2010, 02:36:08 pm
Is it beer-thirdy yet >:( :P