It would all be one massive general admission stage.

Ozzy band obviously, but with Gus G and Tony Iommi sharing guitar duties.
Megadeth
Slayer
Dream Theater
Testament
Iced Earth
Exodus
Melechesh
Revocation
The Absence
Holy Grail
After The Burial

MetalPyro876 said:

bluedragon said:

MetalPyro876 said: Something just occured to me, what if Tension Head really does play at ozzfest??::surprise

I'll be in the beer line when that happens.

Sadly, they would probably get a response from the crowd. People tend to love listening to crap these days.
I'll be eating when they play

I'd only stay if they were on second stage, I never give up a front row spot for anything.

This version looks slightly better than the oringinal, but that's not saying much.

bluedragon said: King Diamond
Metal Church
Iron Maiden
Iced Earth

I removed all the truly shitty bands from this list, and I am gonna ask why these Gods of Metal are even near this post!?!?

I forgot about Nile

The whole entire Metal Masters tour line up
Skeletonwitch
Belphegor
Ensiferum
Soilent Green
Toxic Holocaust
Iron Butterfly
Iron Maiden
Overkill
Into Eternity
Dream Theater
Paul Gilbert solo
Joe Satriani solo
Black Stone Cherry
3
All That Remains
High On Fire (But Matt Pike has to sing louder, turn up the vocal pa, or turn down his guitar, I could not hear a damn thing he sang for their whole set on the Opeth tour.)
Megadeth
Slayer

I am so there.

East Troy, Wisconsin

Wizard_of_Ozz said:

DYINGFETUS said: hey guys make this wiz fag work his ass off today!!!!
gas prices suck!
noone is driving there!

That is true. You can fly there for cheaper than driving most likely. www.expedia.com!

Some of us don't have money to throw around on plane tickets you fucking cunt! Some of us have things called bills and living expenses, and a shit load of the country are just scraping above the poverty line. How about you take that Ozzfest and cram it up your ass, be sure to pull your head out first!

Mastodon, but mostly because the first two times I heard them they were performing live, and my friends and I agree, they're more of a studio band. Than Queensryche, mostly because the first song I ever heard by them was off of Operation Mindcrime II, and that album kinda sucks.

Equilibrium

DEW said:

dethklok66623 said:

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I think the only reason people "like" Hellyeah is becaue of all the Dimebag sympathy. But I am gonig to be honest, Hellyeah sucks ass and Dime was not that great of a guitarist when compared to other deceased guitarists such as Chuck Shuldiner, Randy Rhoads, Frank Zappa or Stevie Ray Vaughn. Enough is enough already, I think we can let him go and admit to ourselves that his brother started a massively shitty band.

LoweDown_Dirty1 said: i'd go to waken before i would travel to dallas in the middle of summer for a shitty line up

Amen, if I had the money I'd go every to that instead of Ozzfest. But I go to Ozzfest because it's cheaper and within driving distance for me. If it is in Dallas this year, then all of my money is going towards Dethklok, Infliktour and Metal Masters.

Soundgarden said: dragonforce sucks

 sombody told me that they thought slipknot wasnt metal but they said dragonforce was.
its pretty much the other way around.::finger

Neither of those "bands" are metal, enough said.