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1996  Forum / Random Crap / Overall Hottest CHICKS on Ozzfest.com on: June 29, 2008, 02:14:34 am
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thisdistance said:
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Graveyardawaken said: wait wtf...thisdistance u posted nudes! and i didnt get to see...
go figure the week i leave ozzfest board for a bit

one of the only chicks worth it posts shit.

grr oh well i still get to have ur e-babies


ghaha aww well katie reposted it in general.
in the look i'm naked! or soemthing thread.::looking

ebaybehzre talkin about.
This Distance has a lovely pear.
She wins hands down!!!   Hoorah!
1997  Forum / Random Crap / Hairy or Hairless??? on: June 28, 2008, 11:47:25 pm
I was thinking of shaving my chest over the wekend as it's getting a bit grey ....and it got me to thinking...

Do chicks like hairy guys? (chest, beard, moustach, goatee)

Do guys like hairy girls? (shaven haven, landing strip or full blown beaver)

So?  What's the consensus?
(And for the record...I don't have a hairy back and I don't wax or shave my nads
::animatedlaugh)
1998  Forum / Random Crap / I wonder what happened to chickenfucker on: June 27, 2008, 05:31:05 pm
Has asked some CHICK to suck his COCK
She said it was FOWEL
And he couldn't get LAID
So he made a COCK of himself and crossed the road to see some other BIRD
...............It's nothing to CROW about you know
1999  Forum / Random Crap / Greatist Iron Maiden song? on: June 27, 2008, 05:28:32 pm
I love WOMEN IN UNIFORM
2000  Forum / General Discussions / Cavalera Conspiracy on: June 26, 2008, 03:29:33 am
Cavalera Conspiracy are coming to NZ for a one off show supporting Judas Priest in September.
I've never seen either of them live.
I'd be going but I have a work conference that same weekend that I can't avoid.
I hate it when work gets in the way of my social life
2001  Forum / General Discussions / What type of girl do you like??? on: June 26, 2008, 03:25:20 am
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Deathblooms said: average/slim

there's nothing sexier than a redhead



Redhead? Fuck I had a redhead once. Nice body...fucking nasty temper
2002  Forum / General Discussions / favorite metal lyrics on: June 26, 2008, 03:21:57 am
The world is full of Kings and Queens that steal your eyes and blind yor dreams, it's Heaven and Hell
2003  Forum / General Discussions / popularity contest on: June 25, 2008, 03:59:31 am
I wanna nominate myself for "THE MOST ANNOYING NooB WHO INSISTS ON POSTING INANE, POINTLESS, BORING AND HUMOURLESS COMMENTS ON THIS BOARD AWARD".
I just gotta win something
2004  Forum / Random Crap / I wonder what happened to chickenfucker on: June 25, 2008, 03:48:14 am
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sexymetal said: got some chick preggers......................................the rest is history


So all I wanna know is who came first?  ::confused
2005  Forum / Random Crap / OKay. Post picture of yourself and your boyfriends. on: June 22, 2008, 03:12:47 pm
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Ghost_Theory said: wow, this thread went well ::looking


Note to self:  Don't start a thread called pics of me and my wife::animatedlaugh
2006  Forum / Random Crap / Overall Hottest CHICKS on Ozzfest.com on: June 19, 2008, 02:20:46 pm
I just had to ressurect this thread.Sorry no nudity but I've just seen two angels that updated their profiles.KloieLeigh and CookieMonster0021 are just lovely Smiley
2007  Forum / Random Crap / How Big is too Big? on: June 19, 2008, 12:33:09 am
Only 10 years?
Damn I don't cut the mustard then.
Plus I'm small and orange anyway so I guess that's a no go then huh?::animatedlaugh
2008  Forum / General Discussions / Hottest Women Thread on: June 18, 2008, 04:29:38 pm
Amy Winehouse is a dirty skank and just doesn't rate.
How about Annalynne McCord or Kelly Carlson (I did not say not Clarkson) from NIP/TUCK
They're yummy
And so is Katherine Heigel.
2009  Forum / Random Crap / How Big is too Big? on: June 18, 2008, 04:23:31 pm
So he could be like 10?Huh?  (Joking!)
2010  Forum / General Discussions / i hate the neihbors dog on: June 18, 2008, 03:06:07 pm
Over the weekend my neighbour dug this dirty big hole in his back yard.
So I go to bed last night and then I hear this big "woomph" and I look out the window and the neighbour has this massive fire burning in the middle of the night in his hole that he dug in the back yard.
How is that for weird?
(I geuss he used petrol or something to start it hence the noise)
Dear Aunt Agony, Is my neighbour trying to dispose of a body do you think?
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