I wanna nominate myself for "THE MOST ANNOYING NooB WHO INSISTS ON POSTING INANE, POINTLESS, BORING AND HUMOURLESS COMMENTS ON THIS BOARD AWARD".
I just gotta win something

sexymetal said: got some chick preggers......................................the rest is history

So all I wanna know is who came first?  ::confused

Ghost_Theory said: wow, this thread went well ::looking

Note to self:  Don't start a thread called pics of me and my wife::animatedlaugh

I just had to ressurect this thread.Sorry no nudity but I've just seen two angels that updated their profiles.KloieLeigh and CookieMonster0021 are just lovely

Only 10 years?
Damn I don't cut the mustard then.
Plus I'm small and orange anyway so I guess that's a no go then huh?::animatedlaugh

Amy Winehouse is a dirty skank and just doesn't rate.
How about Annalynne McCord or Kelly Carlson (I did not say not Clarkson) from NIP/TUCK
They're yummy
And so is Katherine Heigel.

So he could be like 10??  (Joking!)

Over the weekend my neighbour dug this dirty big hole in his back yard.
So I go to bed last night and then I hear this big "woomph" and I look out the window and the neighbour has this massive fire burning in the middle of the night in his hole that he dug in the back yard.
How is that for weird?
(I geuss he used petrol or something to start it hence the noise)
Dear Aunt Agony, Is my neighbour trying to dispose of a body do you think?

I hope this thread never ends

rockniak said: my girl is 22 and i am 36= 14::sinister::animatedlaugh

Good skills!::animatedlaugh

A mate of mine is 46 and he has just married a 28 year old (lucky bastard).

What is the biggest age difference you have had or would you consider?

democrat said:

Leninrocks244 said:

democrat said: Yeah, this thread's prolly going to get deleted, but last night at the MSG gig (fucking awesome btw) the whole power system died in the middle of Powerslave, and no, Sharon wasn't in the audience ::animatedlaugh.

Btw, Kate Hudson (damn, she's hot in person) and Lance Armstrong (yeah, the cyclist) were at the soundboard, saw em there after I was leaving the show. Who's the metalhead in that family?

I don't remember the power system ever dying.

Wtf was Kate Hudson doing at an Iron Maiden concert? That's definetly out of place.

Yeah, that was weird- heard from others there they (her & Lance) were making out during the show. Wasn't he just w/ Sheryl Crow?

Are you saying Lance Armstrong is a (gasp) Man Whore!?
Kate Hudson...Sheryl Crow....Lauren Harris...that'd make a nice orgy

Leninrocks244 said:

Gnomeshoes said: What did you think of Lauren Harris opening for Maiden?  She's very tidy aye?

I'd fuck the shit out of the lead singer.

Yeah well that was Lauren Harris and I agree totally
Was she wearing spray on leather pants at the MSG concert?
The peroxide blond drummer wasn't really my cup of tea::animatedlaugh

I still think Eva Longoria is kinda hot

WTF?