You should have been flossing. Oral hygiene is very important and boys won't like you if you have halitosis (sp?)

Man you young chicks are into some kinky shit.
It was never like that back in my day (sob)::confused

Bleedfreek said:

Gnomeshoes said:
Yep that's a classic all right. But I think it was YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL....and there was also that other great line in the movie FUCK ME JESUS CHRIST FUCK ME (as she sat on the bed with her head rotating 360 degrees and using a crucifix as a dildo)

I like the TV edited version...  "Your Mother sews socks that smell!"   ::animatedlaugh

Ba ha ha. Don't tell me, instead of masturbating with a crucifix she was chrochet knitting a pair of booties and instead of vomitting bucketfuls of green gunk she was sipping long island iced tea or cool aid kindly made by the Rev Jim Jones? ::animatedlaugh

(sorry if this thread' been done but I've been away from the computer for three weeks...it was very traumatic).

Who's been to see Maiden on this tour?
I just saw them in Concord,C.A
What a fucking brilliant concert.
I was in the pit, 8 from the front (well I was 5 from the stage to start with but I sort of got squashed back).
But what an awesome performance.
I loved every minute of it.
As for Lauren Harris...I didn't enjoy her music that much but she is YUMMY

I just flew 10hrs/10,000km from NZ to San Fran to see Iron Maiden (but i was already going on holiday at the time so it's not like i specifically travelled that far just for the concert alone).
So how far have you DRIVEN or FLOWN just to see you favourite band?

Crazy_eyes said:

Hellotitty said: The Exorcist. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCK FOR A LIVING!!!!  Only phrase I remember from that movie.

Yep that's a classic all right. But I think it was YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL....and there was also that other great line in the movie FUCK ME JESUS CHRIST FUCK ME (as she sat on the bed with her head rotating 360 degrees and using a crucifix as a dildo)

What about SCAREY MOVIE with Carmen Electra in lingerie.....mmmmmmmmmm....oh sorry I digress

SEVEN (ok it's not your classic slice 'em and dice 'em horror but I still think it rates up there as a horror)

Exactly...it's all about inner beauty.....if it's in-her....BEAUTY!::animatedlaugh

Try having to FLY for 20 fucking hours to see Ozzfest.
Beat that!

When I was about 16-17 (do the math) a mate lent me a home made compilation tape (does anyone remember what a tape was).It had a lot of Heaven and Hell on it (Kneon Nights,Heaven and Hell etc), plus Green Manalishi, plus some ACDC (I can't remember what else). I thrashed the fuck outta that tape.Metallers weren't very common then (it certainly wasn't hip/cool/common to be one)....but I just thought "fuck u all".

Heaven and Hell...in my pants (especially after reading FHM, after a big night out, or after a dodgy curry)

ate

Speaking of T9WORD and predictive texting....my wife uses it. Friends were going on holiday to Fiji and she wanted to text them to say "Have a good holiday,I hope you have lots of cocktails" and as soon as she started to text the word "...cocktails" it came up with the word "...anal" instead (same key strokes). So we sent the text anyway and didn't finish the message "Have a good holiday, I hope you have lots of anal..." ::surprise

Yeah sorry it took me a while.I'm a little slow