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1  Forum / General Discussions / Re: WOW!!!!!! on: May 02, 2011, 01:26:11 am
There is one Brit who is still waiting for his invitation to tomorrow’s wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton.  Cronos (Conrad Lant), the bass player and singer from the band Venom, has checked his mailbox everyday patiently waiting for a message that may never come.  Why would the lead singer of a band that recorded songs like “Sons of Satan” expect an invite to one of the most sacred and important events in Britain this century?  Cronos is, in fact, Kate Middleton’s uncle.

As hard as this may be to believe for many metalheads, Cronos is the brother of Kate’s mom Mary Lant.  In an exclusive interview with The Tyranny of Tradition, Cronos revealed that he had a close relationship with Kate from the time she was a baby.  “We were on tour supporting the Welcome to Hell album when I got the call.   Little Katy was about to be born.  The band and I cancelled the show and rushed to the hospital.  I’ll never forget when I held her for the first time.  Abaddon and I broke down in tears.  It was beautiful,” recalled Cronos.

Cronos was always a big part of the future princesses life.  She grew up going to Venom concerts and was even in the studio when the band recorded their third album “At War With Satan”.  “Mantas had this great idea to have her voice mixed into the background of the song “Aaaaaarrghh” but it we were never able to get it to sound right.”

As Kate got older she got more involved with the band.  “She started playing drums at age 7 and even sat in with us a few times during concerts.  She played Buried Alive with us at a show in Coventry back during the reunion in 1995 and was amazing.  She reminded me a lot of Dave Lombardo.”

When the royal couple first started dating Kate promised Cronos that they might play at the wedding if the two ever decided to tie the knot.  “She had this whole idea about us playing Countess Bathory during the part of the service where she walked up to the altar.  I thought it was crazy, but she kept bringing the idea up. I’d have been honored to play her wedding.”

Cronos was in touch with Kate as recently as seven months ago, but since the wedding announcement she has not returned any of his phone calls.  “She used to call me her favorite uncle.  She loved singing songs with me when she was a little girl.  We used to sing the song “Black Metal” together.  She loved doing the growling part at the end.  Now she won’t even talk to me.”

There have been few mentions of Cronos’ relationship with Kate in the British press.  He believes the royal family has conspired to keep the Kate Middleton/Venom connection out of the media.  “There used to be video of her playing with us up on YouTube, but that was mysteriously taken down months ago.  I feel like they are embarrassed by my career as one of the founding fathers of Satan influenced thrash metal.  I’m not trying to get famous out of this or make money.  I just want my Little Katy back.”

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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!

you know this is fake right? someone wrote it as a joke XD
2  Forum / General Discussions / Maiden on the 17th! on: April 07, 2011, 12:38:53 am
up the irons!
3  Forum / Random Crap / Re: MIDDLE_FINGER on: April 06, 2011, 02:19:13 am
What?  Middle_Finger doesn't go to Mayhem.
and once again, why are you nut hugging middle finger, pretty sure he doesnt want some kid on his balls bro.
4  Forum / Random Crap / Re: MIDDLE_FINGER on: April 06, 2011, 02:00:37 am
No way that is Middle Finger, that is one of his copy cats, I would tell you who it is, but quite honestly there are so many that I would likely be missing a few if I made a list.

My My My
Well then spud head you should list who is doing it and help out the young lad.
You see,its one asshole,you think it could be one of many?Pfffft,to easy!

Hell,we all know how easy it is to wipe out a website with a few strokes of the keys now dont we!
This person is playing candyland shit so yawn to that!Not my gig ya know.

So be a buddy to this punk and do tell all MMk,List away!!
If it came from me it would be called bullshit! Kids stuff...ehh

I just lay these fucktards out straight up for all to see !
All they have left is to troll and keep the MIDDLE_FINGER name alive!!   

Fucking LOVE IT!!

I must be a hero to them!Hahahahahaha!
They must dream of MIDDLE_FINGER up their asses or sum?Sad little fucks i say!

Yes boys and girls their is only one MIDDLE_FINGER on the net and most know how i roll!
The weak get CRUSHED!The turds get flushed ! and or we send em to troll land for its all they can do.

Metal or GTFO punks!!

Get some!

   
I'm not saying there are that many that actually still troll here, but everyone sees the way you type and can copy it, like on Xeno's mayhem page, it looks like stuff you would say at times but obviously isn't you.  To be honest I think Nate did that, he is the only person who knows Middle_finger and possibly knows Xeno.

Very good guess!
Is that the little skinny girl looking one with a fat old lady for a girlfriend posted here one time long ago?
The Florida fail trip kid?That went back to shitty Ohio kid?

My My My how they role!
Ehh, that kid could never get shit right.Yawn..............
lol very bad guess, I have no knowledge of hacking. I don't know is dumber, tommy or brian for just assuming shit instead of asking me. if hacked this dude's shit I wouldve bragged about it, thats what hackers do. I have a life, no reason to get into that shit.
5  Forum / Random Crap / Re: MIDDLE_FINGER on: April 06, 2011, 01:57:37 am
I doubt Nate would bother with hacking and destroying an account
He wouldn't bother with that shit
Same thing happened to Jygorns account there I believe

jygorn knows how to hack, he fucked with misceeangel's account on here before according to her(dunno if it's true nor do I care). I've trolled before, never bothered with hacking, so yes gnomes is right, I would not bother hacking an account.
6  Forum / Random Crap / Re: MIDDLE_FINGER on: April 06, 2011, 01:53:51 am
No way that is Middle Finger, that is one of his copy cats, I would tell you who it is, but quite honestly there are so many that I would likely be missing a few if I made a list.

My My My
Well then spud head you should list who is doing it and help out the young lad.
You see,its one asshole,you think it could be one of many?Pfffft,to easy!

Hell,we all know how easy it is to wipe out a website with a few strokes of the keys now dont we!
This person is playing candyland shit so yawn to that!Not my gig ya know.

So be a buddy to this punk and do tell all MMk,List away!!
If it came from me it would be called bullshit! Kids stuff...ehh

I just lay these fucktards out straight up for all to see !
All they have left is to troll and keep the MIDDLE_FINGER name alive!!   

Fucking LOVE IT!!

I must be a hero to them!Hahahahahaha!
They must dream of MIDDLE_FINGER up their asses or sum?Sad little fucks i say!

Yes boys and girls their is only one MIDDLE_FINGER on the net and most know how i roll!
The weak get CRUSHED!The turds get flushed ! and or we send em to troll land for its all they can do.

Metal or GTFO punks!!

Get some!

   
I'm not saying there are that many that actually still troll here, but everyone sees the way you type and can copy it, like on Xeno's mayhem page, it looks like stuff you would say at times but obviously isn't you.  To be honest I think Nate did that, he is the only person who knows Middle_finger and possibly knows Xeno.
I have no idea how hack accounts, idiot. and plus I never heard of xeno before his shit got hacked. I already talked to him about it months ago and told him who I thought it was. I never go on the official mayhem site, def was not me. thanks for keeping my name out there though, fuck stick XD
7  Forum / Random Crap / Re: Missed You All So I stopped by! on: March 25, 2011, 02:11:23 am
sup fucker, MP in da house.
8  Forum / General Discussions / Re: down at the Ozzfest Corner Tap on: March 21, 2011, 02:56:28 pm
Click sound from my 45...
Any troll targets here for MIDDLE_ FINGER to have fun with?

Rounds anyone!

Get Some!!
you get it here!!Who0o0o0o0o wheeeeeeeeeee
9  Forum / General Discussions / Re: Anyone Here NOT from Minnesota? on: March 14, 2011, 02:01:33 am
I'm from Ohio.
10  Forum / General Discussions / Re: stoned catz asshurt... on: March 14, 2011, 02:00:17 am
Fuck Ted "I became some underage chicks Guardian so i could nail her and have 3000 illegitimate kids" Nugent. Horrible human being and would make a horrible leader.

Dave Mustaine on the other hand, I'd vote for him because atleast he admits his mistakes and faults and doesn't point the finger like the draftt dodging cunt that is uncle Ted. Still dig his old stuff though Wink
11  Forum / General Discussions / Re: Well I sold out and joined ozzfest, I HATE ozzy. Says TehFreshPrinceOfMetal on: March 08, 2011, 04:38:36 pm
It may be set up in a way that you can't see the board unless you sign up, and you need to apply and be accepted to do that, you can think Prince for any trouble.
we thanked him with a middle finger up his butthole =p
get a load of that middle finger mother fucker!!WHo0oo0o WHeeeeeeeeee
12  Forum / General Discussions / Re: down at the Ozzfest Corner Tap on: March 06, 2011, 02:16:50 am
haven't seen Stevie for awhile.....maybe the long arm of the law has caught up with him once again....either that or he has been out trollin' in his 1978 Ford Econoline near some of his favorite Asian neighborhoods...looking for some "companionship" if ya know what I mean.
Mmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
13  Forum / Random Crap / Re: Overall Hottest CHICKS on Ozzfest.com on: February 27, 2011, 03:08:59 am
The only awesome thing on the MA forum is the band recommendation thread. The rest of the time it's just pretentious fat kids trying to look cool by acting like they know more than they actually do. The encyclopedia > the gay ass forum.
14  Forum / Random Crap / Re: Overall Hottest CHICKS on Ozzfest.com on: February 27, 2011, 03:02:44 am
God damnit??? Is there a cool board that I can go too, that is not Vanilla......  Roll Eyes
You could try MetalArchives, but honestly with the way you post, you wouldn't last a week.
metal archives forum=fail. ghetto lay out and nothing but turds
15  Forum / General Discussions / Re: HOTTEST WOMAN ON THE BOARDS!!!! on: February 27, 2011, 02:59:17 am
MIDDLE FINGER LUVS MEH  Cool
well if it isn't my future ex wife  Cheesy
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