as many as you want i guess.
have you ever farted while someone went down on you?

Garth Brooks...I couldn't think of any band, so this is what I came up with.

TEXAS!!!!?::sinister

Coinpuss!
[coin]

CacaMoomoo::smile

IM STRAIGHT AND I'M TAKEN. ::finger  GOD IT'S SO BORING HERE AT WORK.

WTF::confused

I AM CHELA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::finger

yo yo yo! just chillin at my desk here at work. damn i freakin hate this job. i just sit and wait for a call. this job mayb very easy but it's the most boring job ever. i some stupid agent working for the stupid sprint company. anyways, i wonder how the next ozzfest 2009 is going to be. i went to the one of this year and o my freakin god was the shit. i got to see my favorite band....METALLICA!!!! and i got to be front row. so exciting. ::finger  anyways, it was the best concert i've ever been to. i was being pushed, shoved, thrown around, everyone smelled like armpit(nastyyyyy) but it was the shit. there was a time in the concert where everyione was pushing hard core and i could feel my ribs digging into my organs. i though i was going to die but it was the shit. plus i was trippin balls. some random guy pasted me some of that devil's lettuce and i dont recommend getting high at a concert like ozzfest....u get hungry and then there's barely even water to drink and the restrooms are fucking far away, but over all it was the shit. i was trippin out on serj....haha. ::smile

i'd like to know if ozzfest is going to come this year.  + plus does anyone think that metallica will go on tour again?