jean claude van-damme VHS tapes.

COIN!!

...paid $37,000...asking $217 firm.

answer: CASINO- starring joe pesci and sharron stone.

WHAT fuckin MOVIE?? " car ramrod, say car ramrod..."

i fucking hate slingblade.

tomorrows front page of dallas morning news: " jew perm kills jew. "



***plays plaster caster***

sent at 2:27 a.m.

dear stevie, i just saw a unicorn in my back yard.

sent at 3:47 a.m.

dear stevie, i know that all these years i've been trying to mind bang everyone with my gene fuckery but the fact remains that the band i grew up loving and pulling my penis off over their sacred posters, just isnt the same without the rest of the original jews. therefore, im focusing my attention on the great DANZIG and was wondering if you want to come over and worship his '94 tour t-shirt with me? please say yes stevie or i mite just plug the toaster oven in this time before i drop it in my epsom salt bath.

...a soiled towel.

DANZIG 3- HOW THE GODS KILL- whole disc......again.

(hands .357 the .357)

literally shut the fuck up rite now axl fuck.

*puts on ozzy wig, hops a foot and a half in the air*

fuck you axl fag!! please take me back axl blah blah blah axl is the main main man derp derp derp fucking hair band queer yo momma eats wesley snipes black cock for breakfast at the trailer park derp derp bitch!!

DANZIG 3 how the gods kill- dirty black summer