Phone's ringing, Dude.

All the young girls love Alice.

GO FALCONS!!

There's an angry black gentleman on line one.

And don't be callin' me no fuckin' dishwasher or I'll kick you fuckin' monkey ass.

Maple syrup and sausage.

Fun tickets in my pocket, visions in my brain.

wings

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory. On Wednesday I go shopping. And have buttered scones for tea.

You called to complain yesterday? That's our policy, it's written on the side of our trucks. Double your garbage back if you're not satisfied.

Happy Thanksgiving! Go Lions!!

Are you ever...you know...a tad self-conscious about the shape of your cranial area?

An autograhed photo of Rush Limbaugh.


COIN!!

I always eat the thing I love.