ghetto

room with a take-out window. A large black woman asked if I wanted the sweet potato pie. I said no, I wanted...

spAce, the final frontier.

We're consenting adults. And what we do in the privacy of our home is...is fine, Mr. Lahey.

It's the Great Bumpkin , Charlie Brown.

Our original fuctions have been lost in the mists of time. *sigh* It's so sad.

Where can I find some tasty fried chicken?

stems

Okay, why can't a chicken lay a loaf of bread? She ain't got the crust!

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emooooooooooootion.

Uh, oh page 27 he interviews a meatball.

We need to sexy this place up a bit....Lingerie

my lingerie better not go missing now!!! 

But I Thought You Don't Usually Wear Anything...Am I Wrong Or Just Blind?

I like the shape of those taco stands!

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calander and wanted to know who May was.

It was a lovely affair! The Tea And Krumpet tent was a great way to start your day. Chudleys gave away doggie trinkets. And plenty of ale and good times at the Bubble & Squeak tent. Also, the girls who worked at the Toad-in-the-Hole rocked! Cheers mate!

I'm hear to promote my new video, Sweatin' To Heavy Metal. Even Sharon says that...