Self cleaning  mutant. Leaves only the fresh scent of pine.::smile

All I Want For Christmas Is A Real Good Tan.::smile

Live????DD said: the prize is your crappy screenshot

You gonna wait too, fat boy. Fat boy, wait till tomorrow.::smile

Your "Golden Comb" is in the mail.::smile

Flounder, I am appointing you pledge representative.::smile

Don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only teenage wasteland.::smile

Ain't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.::smile

I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please continue, you were saying something about best intentions.::smile

How do I make my voice do that?::smile

Nothing is fucked here, Dude. Come on, you're being very un-Dude.::smile

Aw boss, give us another chance. Yeah, be a regular guy.::smile

You get your fancy cell phone, but an angry black gentleman takes it from you.
I wish I could climb a giant beanstalk.::smile:

You! Yes, you! Stand still laddy!::smile

word::smile

With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.::smile