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1  Forum / General Discussions / pseudo intellect on: January 08, 2012, 08:07:16 pm
look it up.

That is what most of you are when it comes to your knowledge of metal
2  Forum / General Discussions / hi on: October 26, 2011, 07:32:56 pm
hello
3  Forum / General Discussions / I hate to do this, but I'm gonna have to make a post on: July 06, 2010, 01:23:28 pm
A youtuber named "JesusHedonLovecraft" thought that I cloned him, so I decided to check it out.

When I was checking it out I realized that some people were still obsessing over me.  One of those people were NotoriousJazz (it figures because she wants my dick)

So I'm going to make a few clarifications.

First off, I wasn't driven away from trolls, I don't give a fuck about you guys.  I left because I didn't like the lineup and I decided that I wasn't going to go this year

Second, I don't troll because I have a life.  I don't know why Jason and Nathan would think it was me, they must be new to the site.  I'm pretty sure that everyone on the website knew that I wasn't a troll.  I was just here to express my opinions.

Third, there is no way that you found my address

Fourth, I doubt that they would have naked pictures of me.  Though I wouldn't be too surprised if they had videos.  I've sent naked videos to several women across the internet because I am satisfied with my body and I look a lot hotter with my clothes off

Fifth, I do have a large penis.  They were right about that

Sixth, by the way, I didn't get kicked out of school. I don't even know where you heard that. If you actually payed attention to my video then you would have known that the whole situation was completely fucking retarded. Because the principal is dumb and felt that I really needed to get in trouble, he made up some gay excuse to suspended for 2 days and get the court to charge me with class b criminal threatening and 40 hours of community service

Seventh, it made me rofl when I looked at distance's message that was all like "no shit you're absent lung.  that was obvious when you first started gayboy."

Eighth, Now I know that it was livedd who cloned me.  I know that I said that I have a life and I wouldn't clone anyone, but I don't give a fuck.  Anyone have any info on Live?

Ninth, Proof that this is the real Absent Lung, I uploaded a picture of myself that isn't on my myspace, facebook, or youtube, etc.  It's taking a while to upload so it might not work, whatever.

Tenth, last but not least, this is my farewell.  I will not be going back to this website unless ozzfest has a good lineup in the future.  You guys really do obsess horribly over this and I hope that you all find better ways to spend your time.  Even community service work is better than spending all day on the internet.

- See ya later
4  Forum / General Discussions / THIS JUST IN!!! on: April 25, 2010, 02:25:56 pm
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Lieutenant_Sheepz said: Oh pleas ethe "new site" is just a myth
Like The bermuda triangle or North Dakota
well, wiz himself talked about it, so it isn't a myth
5  Forum / General Discussions / 5 minutes til info? on: April 25, 2010, 02:00:05 pm
1 minute!!!!
6  Forum / General Discussions / Anybody want "Melodic Death Metal" bands playing? on: April 24, 2010, 09:17:00 pm
I would LOVE it if In Flames played, they're one of my favorite bands
7  Forum / Random Crap / most mismatched concert you ever seen... on: April 24, 2010, 02:21:54 pm
Any warped tour really.  I've never been to one, but I've seen the lineups on wikipedia.  There's punk, hardcore, electronica, pop, metalcore, even hip hop sometimes, it's a very diverse tour
8  Forum / General Discussions / NOW ITS FUCKING SATURDAY on: April 24, 2010, 02:19:09 pm
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nickismusic said: whatever haha. ozzfests forums are better than mayhems
yep
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wait, i mean no
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9  Forum / General Discussions / NOW ITS FUCKING SATURDAY on: April 24, 2010, 02:18:44 pm
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nickismusic said: whatever haha. ozzfests forums are better than mayhems
yep
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10  Forum / General Discussions / It's official on: April 24, 2010, 02:10:06 pm
Ozzfest lied about releasing the lineup this week.  It is now past 12:00 pacific time zone, and they still haven't released the information.

Unless they update their info at a later time
11  Forum / General Discussions / NOW ITS FUCKING SATURDAY on: April 24, 2010, 11:46:55 am
I think that it will be revealed 3:00pm Eastern Time Zone, today
12  Forum / General Discussions / You know u r ugly when on: April 24, 2010, 11:42:21 am
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Tallica247 said: http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/The-Joey-Bennett-Organization/134166455560?ref=search&sid=100000733095832.65565233..1

found you
::smile

Actually, I'm Joey Bennett, he's a clone.  That page was made by people a really long time ago as a joke with people calling me retarded
13  Forum / Random Crap / best skynard bsides freebird... on: April 22, 2010, 04:53:11 pm
Tuesday's Gone is my favorite
14  Forum / General Discussions / Fuckin' magnets on: April 20, 2010, 07:15:53 pm
http://my.execpc.com/~rhoadley/maghow.htm
15  Forum / General Discussions / INSANE CLOWN POSSE IS FUCKIN AWESOME on: April 20, 2010, 06:34:09 pm
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ICP4LYFE said: the guys at the mayhem festival baords told me i should post this here and so i thought hey why not? i think we need some variation to ozzfest. i mean yeah metal is good and all but hey how much metal can one pearson actually listen too? i think if jay z can open for an amazing guitarist such as slash then i think icp is good enough for ozzfest. icps lyrics are more meaningful then anything black sabbath has written, and they are an amazing band. plus you can actually hear what they are saying and say "hey yeah i know what hes talking about". look up there song miracles and you will know what i am talking about. i would love to see them on the main stage but i would just love to see one of my favorite bands when i go see ozzfest to see other bands. oh and if you have any other bands you would like at ozzzfest that aren't metal then list them here, i think eminem would be another good rap artist for the show? hes got some pretty good songs that would fit for ozzfset imho lol. anyways, fellow juggalos unite! reply here for an official petition to get icp for ozzfest next year!

and yeah, if you go check the mayhem board i did copy and paste my post but hey, it gets the point acros amirite? come on juggalos we need to get some icp at ozzfest AND mayhem! how fuckin sick would that be?!?!? ::finger

They told you to post it here because a majority of our board hates ICP and they wanted you to start shit.
No. No one wants ICP on Ozzfest. Ozzfest is a metal tour.

yea lol, that's exactly why I told him to post it here, and it worked ahahaha

There's a reason people hate you, you faggot. Smiley

There's a reason why people hate your hair, you BIOTCH. 8=====D

Really, cause I'm pretty sure you had commented on one of my pictures that I was hot.
So did you go gay now?
And what do you have against the color blue?
Sad because it reminds you of your balls?

You're average, I'd give you a 6 out of 10, I was being nice until you turned into a bitch Smiley

and it's your hair that's fugly, I wasn't talking about the rest of you

Whatever dude. Now you're just trying to act like a hardass ::animatedlaugh
I'm not a bitch, you're just a pussy.
BTW, Suicide Girls doesn't hire "average" girls, you dip shit.
Everyone gets razzed, and everyone gets gets trolled. You let it get to you, and you feel like you have to talk back all the time and brag about your bad taste in music. You might as well tattoo a "kick me" sign on your back, dude. If you just lighten up, maybe we all wouldn't treat you like shit.
I notice you didn't defend your case of blue balls.

........and that's why suicide girls hasn't hired you.........

and admitting that I like A7X pretty much proves that I don't try to be a hard ass.  I've never tried to be someone that I'm not.

Honey yes they have. This is where you are yet again wrong.
No one cares that you like A7X, you just make such a big fucking deal about it, and then have the audacity to say they're better than most of the music we listen to.
No. They aren't.
You act like a dick. Just lighten up.
That's why people on here troll you so much.
okay then, where's your profile?
and I only act like a a dick to the people who are a dick to me first, or people who do dick things like make fun of dead people.

My photos are being edited and I have to send in another set as well. Thus, my profile is down for editing. I've already signed, scanned, and sent back my contract, which was approved.
I don't make fun of dead people, and if you're talking about The Rev, I actually posted on here that it was a shame because he was a good drummer, regardless of me liking the band or not.
I manage metal bands. I know talent, thanks. I can dislike a band as a whole and like certain musicians. I don't like Marilyn Manson, but I love John 5. I was stoked he started playing for Rob Zombie.

I never said that you made fun of the rev, I'm a dick to you because you're a dick to me

you should prolly change your profile info if you're an official suicide girl by the way
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