[da_wiz crawls out from under the KISS Creatures of the Night pinball machine...looks around the room]
"is somebody here?....is that you Alpine?....wow...how long have i been laying under that fricken game?"
[ da_wiz quickly figures out that most of his clothes are missing and his head in half shaved]
"must have been one hell of a summer...KISS , ROB ZOMBIE, MOTLEY CRUE, ZZ TOP, SWEATY UNCLE TEDDY,PUDDLE OF MUDD, DEF LEPPARD , BUCK CHERRY, LYNYRD SKYNYRD, JOURNEY, WARRANT,DOKKEN and the list goes on......I wonder how many gallons of beer and booze I consumed in the last few months?...how many pairs of titties...how much weed was inhaled?....oh well....it doesn't matter....i'm alive and kicking"....."it's just too bad that i only remember bits and pieces"
i hope everyones summer was as kick ass as mine

how early is too early for tattoo?.....
.....maybe a winged skull or goats head and pentagram...

didn't your mother ever tell you Finger......if you don't have anything nice to say to the gooofy ,pear shaped, slope-headed window licker ....don't say anything at all.

 

this morning on my daily commute to my parents house to drop off my son (he is 6 years old)....he says to me ..."dad , can we listen to some Ozzy music? I like it cause it's really spooky."
"It's way better than mom's music....her music is dumb."

he has never really expressed his feelings about any kind of songs  to either of us before.
I think I may have a budding young Metalhead on my hands.....should I be proud ? or scared ....it won't belong and I'll be finding beer under his bed and weed stashed in his alarm clock (i always put mine in the back-up battery compartment in my clock radio when I was a kid)....time to let him start growing out his hair.

did someone say .... TITS

how come nobody tells me these things.....who knew you can't leave a laptop in a parked car when it's 100 degrees outside...it's not good for a cellphone either.
about 3 weeks ago I left both in my truck all day , and both got toasted....about $800 flushed down the drain.
fried out the hard drive on the computer and the touch screen on my phone....rendering then both useless.

luckily the cell phone was replaced free 'o' charge....the laptop is trashed ....need to get a new one.....fantasy football is just around the corner and I need my computer.

just thought I'd give everyone a heads up so it don't happen to you

hope everyone is having a great summer.....later

Da Wiz!  how was the air show?  we've got our air and water show in two weeks
I get to have the Blue Angels flying over my office going Mach 1 a few hundred feet up
for a couple days while they practice.  scares the living shit outta me.

sux about your laptop.  back to school sales is a good time to look for a new one

i got outta town for the airshow....the locals get the fuck out of dodge when EAA is going on....too busy around here, not only that , but i had no place to live because i rented my humble abode out for the week to some photographers....i made some nice $$$ for a rental fee

how could I stop coming here......I would miss all of you guys way to much.....it's like an online reality show around here.....that kind of show that you just can't miss.......the best part is that if you can't get online for a couple of weeks.....all ya gotta do is backtrack and read the threads and catch right up where ya left off.......ya can't do that in a chat room......so yeah , I'm not going anywhere any time soon.

how come nobody tells me these things.....who knew you can't leave a laptop in a parked car when it's 100 degrees outside...it's not good for a cellphone either.
about 3 weeks ago I left both in my truck all day , and both got toasted....about $800 flushed down the drain.
fried out the hard drive on the computer and the touch screen on my phone....rendering then both useless.

luckily the cell phone was replaced free 'o' charge....the laptop is trashed ....need to get a new one.....fantasy football is just around the corner and I need my computer.

just thought I'd give everyone a heads up so it don't happen to you

hope everyone is having a great summer.....later

i was referring to the fact that you ( jygorn) post in the same thread as two of your different handles....thus sometimes talking to yourself ...it's kinda sad , really. i'm not really sure what the purpose of having two or more names at the same time is. do you flip a coin to figure out who you are going to be on a particular day?

and if you are wondering.....yes I'm talking to you Jygorn / Caboose

what is the point of having two or more different handles for the forum.....I can understand changing your name from time to time to change it up....but multiple names.....all I ask is....why?

" Well yesterday we did a shot for Bon's B-day.....How about today we all do a shot in honor of the late great Ronnie James Dio who on this date in 1949 was born in Portsmouth, N.H.....here's to ya Dio....horns up to you,"
[da_wiz orders a Heaven and Hell shot (Layer Green fairy absinth on top of black sambuca)  and cringes as he downs it....that will fuck ya up right quick]
" anyone else want a shot?....I'm buying (easy for me to say ...seeing how I'm sitting in a fictious tavern that I created on a forum website)....any way bottoms up]


***for the record....I've never tried a Heaven and Hell  shot in real life....but it is a real shot none the less***
 

"how many lumps do you want?"..." oh ... three or four,"

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