[da_wiz crawls out from under the KISS Creatures of the Night pinball machine...looks around the room]
"is somebody here?....is that you Alpine?....wow...how long have i been laying under that fricken game?"
[ da_wiz quickly figures out that most of his clothes are missing and his head in half shaved]
"must have been one hell of a summer...KISS , ROB ZOMBIE, MOTLEY CRUE, ZZ TOP, SWEATY UNCLE TEDDY,PUDDLE OF MUDD, DEF LEPPARD , BUCK CHERRY, LYNYRD SKYNYRD, JOURNEY, WARRANT,DOKKEN and the list goes on......I wonder how many gallons of beer and booze I consumed in the last few months?...how many pairs of titties...how much weed was inhaled?....oh well....it doesn't matter....i'm alive and kicking"....."it's just too bad that i only remember bits and pieces"
i hope everyones summer was as kick ass as mine