Tits or gtfo!!
Nah for realz, read teh fine printz

ten aye take y00z nipz fo maisaellf *gets out car charger ahnd clampz*
tis wheel onlaee hurtz a wittle! *TortureQueen looks on in ahmaze and appoval*

Jubilliez are fun maaan.. ah been to plentae!! 

Diz hole site needs medz.. cause it t00kz ah dump yaerz ago! 

mai baebae Starfiahz iz sew hawt.. Go TEEN TITANS Go!! 

fukk y00z st00piz peapolez.. Kriss Angel iz sooooo dreameehz!! 

dunnna nunnna nunnna nunnna nunnna nunnna nunnna nunnna batman!! 

It went 2 $hit! Nuff said.

Hai dont y00 cut shit down like that. Diz nu 0zzyfest iz werze den evaaah!! 

i remember you. now quit being an attention whore.

y00z fierst 

aye postith here more!! 

TortureQUEEN, if u ever need me just look outside your window at 3am...and I'll be lurking n teh shadowz...again.

Move aside buttmunch ah wuz here first dillweed!! 

Sup maaan. R ya new here or do ya remember meeee? 

OHHhhUMmMmMmHMmMmMm.. GeTSoMePuNkz.. 

mai paenezz haz ova fiftaez ahnd mai ahzz haz sum t00wz 

hand job fer a ridez

yayy!! i am no longer a virgin.. uh wrong hole guy?

replacement proctologeist for drunk wannabe rock band