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   KOIN?

01. YOUR PORNO/ELF NAME: ( just add a nasty "verb" in front of your favorite snack food)

02. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: ( first three letters of real name plus "izzle")

03. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: ( favorite color and favorite animal )

04. YOUR Sci-fi/SyFy NAME: ( the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first )

05. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: ( your second favorite color, and favorite drink)

06. YOUR IRAQI/Fantasy NAME: ( second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name )

07. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: ( both parents middle name - start with mother's)

08. YOUR GOTH NAME: ( "black" and the letter "FU" "V" or "Z" in place of the 1st letter of the name of your pet )

09. PIRATE NAME: ( your middle name after the word Captain )

10. ROBOT NAME: ( add Wipe, Bee, Prime, Scream or Tron to an "noun")

11. DISNEY NAME: ( add an "verb" in front of bi, her, bear, year)

12. NINJA NAME: ( first two letters of your first name added with "Ruto" or "Mon" )

13. YOUR STRIPPER/HOOKER NAME: ( Add fook-, Sook-, Blow-, Do-, Alotta-, or Ivanna- in front of a "verb")

[CHORUS]
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

I ain't puttin no boogie in nobody's butt
That's nasty, man
What you talkin about
Puttin boogie in people's butt
Are you out yo mind or something?
Could go to jail for doin something like that

Well step aside my friend
I been doing it for years
I say, sit on down, open your eyes
And open up your ears
Say, put a tree in your butt
Put a, a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Say, put some fleas in your butt
Say, start to sneeze in your butt
Say, put a tin can in your butt
Put a little tiny man in your butt
Say, put a light in your butt
Say, make it bright in your butt
Say, put a TV in your butt
Say, put me in your butt
Everybody say

[CHORUS]

I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in nobody's butt,
no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--
You must be out your mind, man,
y'all get paid for doing this?
Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money
Cause this don't sound like the kind of--
I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,
than put somethin in somebody's butt
to be truthful

Well step aside my friend and let me
show you how you do it
When big bad E just rock rock to it
Put a case in your butt
Say, put a metal case in your butt
Say, put her face in your butt
Say, put a frown in your butt
Say, put a clown in your butt
Say, sit on down in your butt
Say, put a boat in your butt
Say, put a moat in your butt
Put a mink coat in your butt
Put everything in your butt
Just start to sing about your butt
Feels real good
When you sing about your butt, sing

[CHORUS]
Lyrics By Eddie Murphy

This thread has promice this year... POST AWAY! 

Wemon offer you to lick their cherry chapstick or ask
you to demonstrate just how many licks it takes to get there!
Or as terrance d'arvey once said: she kissed me and she put it there!

meat the goat of his dreams when he...

Pasta Alfredo

Nine 

I thought this was going to be about me, but I was mistaken, this is much more interesting.

Need to get control of your ego.  You're only as smart as a potato.  Maybe.

1) Not only do I lick, but I also blow.
2) I can get to the center of anything that's chewable.
3) I am actually quite tall for my size.
4) That Dustin Hoffman drag film was in fact NOT about my client.
5) The reason for the images used in my commersial were because we were drug indused.

Has many names that include both Sucking and Deputy...

You get your cottage only it's allready been broken into by three bears,
and by bears I mean big burly construction workers and varied villiage people!
Now you tell me, do you still want to live there? 


I want there to be peace on earth and to have unlimited money! 

spokesowl for a fudge factory!