Got any nudes pics Juliet (* barf* a little bit of sick just came up in my mouth)
Can a hermaphrodite have a period?

excuse you nasty old geezer! ahm not ah whatever you said!!



you were saying? ahm waiting for your apology now.

Are you lot for real.....
I think I've entered the fucking twilight zone
If a 30+ year old man is having a menstrual cycle then he seriously does have issues

now lookie here you freaky sneaky old geezers.
ahm ovulating! taht means mah biological clock is ticking like
soo out of control that its a time bomb just waiting to explode
me a big bundle of joy! what have you lot done for me lately?
huh? ahm waiting bitches! that goes double for you too missy!

Omg! No! And your bbfs a moron! Don't take any advice from her! Seek a guidance counseler at school or ask a female that you know 4 help. Forums on the internet are bad areas 4 advice! Especially you being so openly about it.

kay. so ah should just ignore the advice you just gave me because
as you said. this is the internet and ah should not trust you. right?

you use those in sentances. right? uhhhh yeah.
my bff told me that is what a thermometer is used for!
its a cheap home pregnancy test. if ah was to buy an
expensive one mah dad would totally kill me and stuff!
so are you trying to say that ahm not pregnant? that blows!

hold the phone ah understand now!
are you suppossed to chop up the sudafed?
oh and the pregnancy test is starting to beep?
cant ah get shocked if it does that inside my vajayjay?

thank you missy. are they anything like extacy or sudafed?
ah starting to think taht ah might be pregnant.
does blue or pink mean yes or does it mean boy or girl?
ahm really confused is it suppossed say 130 over 80?
what type of pregnancy test is this? its really cold.

sErIoUsLy yOuR tRoLlInG iS pAtHeTiC

no silly willy magilly gorrilly. you got it all very wrong!
ahm a female hummel from the sisters of steel. grumpy grampy.
like you. i too am a gnome. not a gnasty troll... ewwwe. gross.
so. who else had a rather horrible vd? as for me... ah learned
myself what kotex was and how to use it to plug my leaky hole!
anyone else learned something they want ta share with us today?
 

omg. me too. but uncooked meat comes to mind?
ahm really starting to hurt down below and think i need my bff?
ahm leaking everywhere. anyone know which brand is more absorbant?
ahm super serious guys! ewwwwe. this is like sooo grosss!


nevermind. guess ill just use toiletpaper to plug it for a while.

Are we talking about Tom Hanks here?

well now aren't you just the cutest little thing ah ever did see

Why yes I am....I know we've only just met but...
Do you fuck on first dates?
Dose your Dad own a brewery?
Can I feel your tits?
Or will you show them to me?

hold up there tiger one question at a time
change the eff to ah ess and close your eyes!
omg. i wish. if you want i could pour you a warm glass of apple juice
shaken mister. not stirred.
ummm. okay. but just one. i dont want to ruin this moment
i dunno is pg thirteen allright with you?

why am i picturing cj in a wig with lipstick and a dress like a bugs bunny in drag?

no way. there are no cees in my name which is actually juliete.
  i dont like you sir. you sound like a big meanie to me.
i mean i usually like big biker guys. but when you said that you like bugs bunny
it reminded me of my granpa who kinda smells like been gay. do you?

GNOMEO .....finally you JULIETE

  omg. you are soo smart to know where ahm from.
you must be the smartest person on the whole planet.
  wow. i mean like how did you know and stuff?
your so fluffy wuffy. wanna be my new cuddle wuddle muffin?
just so you know. i always put out on the first date.
  xoxo. gossip girl.

Are we talking about Tom Hanks here?

well now aren't you just the cutest little thing ah ever did see

Why yes I am....I know we've only just met but...
Do you fuck on first dates?
Dose your Dad own a brewery?
Can I feel your tits?
Or will you show them to me?

hold up there tiger one question at a time
change the eff to ah ess and close your eyes!
omg. i wish. if you want i could pour you a warm glass of apple juice
shaken mister. not stirred.
ummm. okay. but just one. i dont want to ruin this moment
i dunno is pg thirteen allright with you?

Are we talking about Tom Hanks here?

well now aren't you just the cutest little thing ah ever did see