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1  Forum / Fun & Games / Re: Rite now i smell like... on: February 17, 2011, 05:59:18 am
Got any nudes pics Juliet (* barf* a little bit of sick just came up in my mouth)
Can a hermaphrodite have a period?

excuse you nasty old geezer! ahm not ah whatever you said!!



you were saying? ahm waiting for your apology now.
2  Forum / Fun & Games / Re: Rite now i smell like... on: February 16, 2011, 05:43:43 am
Are you lot for real.....
I think I've entered the fucking twilight zone
If a 30+ year old man is having a menstrual cycle then he seriously does have issues

now lookie here you freaky sneaky old geezers. Angry
ahm ovulating! Embarrassed taht means mah biological clock is ticking like
soo out of control that its a time bomb just waiting to explode
me a big bundle of joy! Tongue what have you lot done for me lately?
huh? Huh ahm waiting bitches! that goes double for you too missy! Angry

3  Forum / Fun & Games / Re: Rite now i smell like... on: February 15, 2011, 04:51:03 am
Omg! No! And your bbfs a moron! Don't take any advice from her! Seek a guidance counseler at school or ask a female that you know 4 help. Forums on the internet are bad areas 4 advice! Especially you being so openly about it.

kay. Huh so ah should just ignore the advice you just gave me because
as you said. this is the internet and ah should not trust you. right? Roll Eyes
4  Forum / Fun & Games / Re: Rite now i smell like... on: February 15, 2011, 04:46:56 am
you use those in sentances. right? Undecided uhhhh yeah. Roll Eyes
my bff told me that is what a thermometer is used for!
its a cheap home pregnancy test. if ah was to buy an
expensive one mah dad would totally kill me and stuff! Cry
so are you trying to say that ahm not pregnant? that blows!
5  Forum / Fun & Games / Re: Rite now i smell like... on: February 15, 2011, 04:41:20 am
hold the phone ah understand now! Roll Eyes
are you suppossed to chop up the sudafed? Undecided
oh and the pregnancy test is starting to beep? Huh
cant ah get shocked if it does that inside my vajayjay?
6  Forum / Fun & Games / Re: Rite now i smell like... on: February 15, 2011, 04:36:48 am
thank you missy. are they anything like extacy or sudafed?
ah starting to think taht ah might be pregnant. Shocked
does blue or pink mean yes or does it mean boy or girl? Undecided
ahm really confused is it suppossed say 130 over 80?
what type of pregnancy test is this? its really cold. Sad
7  Forum / Fun & Games / Re: Rite now i smell like... on: February 15, 2011, 12:08:52 am
sErIoUsLy yOuR tRoLlInG iS pAtHeTiC

no silly willy magilly gorrilly. Cheesy you got it all very wrong! Tongue
ahm a female hummel from the sisters of steel. grumpy grampy.
like you. i too am a gnome. not a gnasty troll... ewwwe. gross.
so. who else had a rather horrible vd? Shocked as for me... ah learned
myself what kotex was and how to use it to plug my leaky hole! Embarrassed
anyone else learned something they want ta share with us today?
 
8  Forum / Fun & Games / Re: Rite now i smell like... on: February 14, 2011, 04:14:13 am


omg. me too. Cheesy but uncooked meat comes to mind? Lips sealed
Shocked ahm really starting to hurt down below and think i need my bff? Wink
ahm leaking everywhere. anyone know which brand is more absorbant?
Embarrassed ahm super serious guys! ewwwwe. this is like sooo grosss! Cry


nevermind. guess ill just use toiletpaper to plug it for a while. Cool
9  Forum / General Discussions / Re: Hey Jygorn, or whatever fucking clone profile you use right now. on: February 11, 2011, 12:01:45 am
Are we talking about Tom Hanks here?


Cheesy Grin well now aren't you just the cutest little thing ah ever did see Wink Kiss

Why yes I am....I know we've only just met but...
Do you fuck on first dates?
Dose your Dad own a brewery?
Can I feel your tits?
Or will you show them to me?

hold up there tiger one question at a time
change the eff to ah ess and close your eyes!
omg. i wish. if you want i could pour you a warm glass of apple juice
shaken mister. not stirred.
ummm. okay. but just one. i dont want to ruin this moment
i dunno is pg thirteen allright with you?
why am i picturing cj in a wig with lipstick and a dress like a bugs bunny in drag?

no way. there are no cees in my name which is actually juliete. Shocked
 Angry i dont like you sir. you sound like a big meanie to me. Cry
i mean i usually like big biker guys. but when you said that you like bugs bunny
it reminded me of my granpa who kinda smells like been gay. do you? Undecided
10  Forum / General Discussions / Re: Hey Jygorn, or whatever fucking clone profile you use right now. on: February 10, 2011, 10:02:16 pm


 Cheesy omg. you are soo smart to know where ahm from. Wink
you must be the smartest person on the whole planet. Roll Eyes
 Shocked wow. i mean like how did you know and stuff? Huh
your so fluffy wuffy. wanna be my new cuddle wuddle muffin?
just so you know. i always put out on the first date. Shocked
 Kiss xoxo. gossip girl. Tongue
11  Forum / General Discussions / Re: Hey Jygorn, or whatever fucking clone profile you use right now. on: February 10, 2011, 04:14:05 am
Are we talking about Tom Hanks here?


Cheesy Grin well now aren't you just the cutest little thing ah ever did see Wink Kiss

Why yes I am....I know we've only just met but...
Do you fuck on first dates?
Dose your Dad own a brewery?
Can I feel your tits?
Or will you show them to me?

hold up there tiger one question at a time
change the eff to ah ess and close your eyes!
omg. i wish. if you want i could pour you a warm glass of apple juice
shaken mister. not stirred.
ummm. okay. but just one. i dont want to ruin this moment
i dunno is pg thirteen allright with you?
12  Forum / General Discussions / Re: Hey Jygorn, or whatever fucking clone profile you use right now. on: February 09, 2011, 05:09:51 pm
Are we talking about Tom Hanks here?


Cheesy Grin well now aren't you just the cutest little thing ah ever did see Wink Kiss
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