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1  Forum / Band Biographies / Re: Trivium on: February 28, 2011, 04:03:19 pm
BTW to taht 1cpm chick, I cant quote on this thread for some reason but.... Lets get married... I know you only have 9 posts on here and that was from awhile ago, but if you happen to see this, BoOiIoOiING!! We were meant to be!
Think i need a piss here a min.

Sooo ya hate Ozzy and Black Sabbath,think he is a stupid fuck along with his family you say and come here still?
Hey kid do me a favor MMk....
Go to a place like here only in real life and talk that and tell me how it goes.
Walk in that place and act like you run it knowing all and talk stupid shit MMk.

Little teen fuck in a club/bar Pffffft never mind.Just stay home behind moms keyboard and you will be safe.

Get a clue kid,life will one day fuck you over real nice like.
Now be a good lad and use that rope or gtfo,nobody here wants a turd like you around MMk.

Boooooooooooooosh goes another turd!!
You gonna post this after every statement I make? Its starting to be pathetic.
2  Forum / Random Crap / Re: Diarrhea or Puking on: February 28, 2011, 03:59:39 pm
I had the worst flu last week, and I rarely get sick, OMG hated it. FUCK puking, ill take the poop exploding out my ass as long as I dont have company around, its actually enjoyable.
3  Forum / Ozzy / Re: Ozzy up 4 a GRAMMY this weekend! on: February 28, 2011, 02:58:00 pm
Let me hear you scream is a great song...
4  Forum / Random Crap / Re: Diarrhea or Puking on: February 28, 2011, 02:46:50 pm
Puking is way worse, I love it when poop just explodes out the ass.
5  Forum / General Discussions / Re: My ideal Ozzfest 2011 on: February 27, 2011, 03:01:24 pm
No prob bob, fozzy is da shiat.  Grin
6  Forum / Random Crap / My job is fuckin AWESOME!! on: February 26, 2011, 06:44:38 pm
I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah..., OK, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breath.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of one to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fking sttoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last 10 years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fking dog to work. Every fking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-sttoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single fking day. Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shiit.
7  Forum / Random Crap / Re: Overall Hottest CHICKS on Ozzfest.com on: February 26, 2011, 06:21:35 pm
lulz I spammed because I was ready to go, it was my intention to get banned and cause a bunch of havoc, but I didnt realize that seems to be the only active social forum for metalheads right now, metalarchives and metalsetlists are ok I got an account there but its a lot more heavily structured around music, vs being a social site like vanilla where you talk about everything... This looks like it used to be a cool site when shit was bumpin....
8  Forum / Random Crap / Re: Overall Hottest CHICKS on Ozzfest.com on: February 26, 2011, 05:53:09 pm
God damnit??? Is there a cool board that I can go too, that is not Vanilla......  Roll Eyes
You could try MetalArchives, but honestly with the way you post, you wouldn't last a week.
First of all the only reason I was even on that board was for RAZOR, give me a site with cool people, and I wouldnt act that way. To many dumbfucks on vanilla I guess I should have played grab ass with those fags in order to make razor happy....
9  Forum / General Discussions / Re: my streak of meeting metal icons continues \m/(><)\m/ on: February 26, 2011, 05:48:16 pm
right before a disastorus C.O.F. show stood outside 4 hours fuckin freezein Angry Angry Because of tech problems. got in about 9:30 and 10 minutes later power went... 20 minutes later show was canceled...Club zoo the worst venue in dA Burgh...probably anywhere    really bummed I missed Nachtmystium... AWESOM,E band

Damn those bitchs look crazy.....
10  Forum / General Discussions / Re: HOTTEST WOMAN ON THE BOARDS!!!! on: February 26, 2011, 05:42:49 pm
Lulz distance..... Roll Eyes Im just that guy. Thats all you need to know.
11  Forum / General Discussions / Re: My ideal Ozzfest 2011 on: February 26, 2011, 03:45:44 pm
http://www.fozzyrock.com/
12  Forum / Random Crap / Re: Well.... on: February 26, 2011, 03:42:41 pm
good thing you're back...the IQ of this place just jumped ten points
I hope you added in the 100 points when I joined too... Grin
nope.  you lose points for editing one of my posts in another thread.

Hmm I dont even remember, sorry for that.
13  Forum / General Discussions / Re: HOTTEST WOMAN ON THE BOARDS!!!! on: February 26, 2011, 03:39:52 pm
Speak of the devil, yeh see call her a whore and she shows up, I knew it.  Cheesy
14  Forum / Random Crap / Re: Well.... on: February 26, 2011, 12:21:21 am
good thing you're back...the IQ of this place just jumped ten points
I hope you added in the 100 points when I joined too... Grin
15  Forum / General Discussions / Re: Well I sold out and joined ozzfest, I HATE ozzy. Says TehFreshPrinceOfMetal on: February 25, 2011, 11:53:56 pm
Lol wait so am I banned...
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