Lamb of God, Shitknot, and System of a Dick are all headlining tours this year (Shitknot on Mayhem).  Disturbed and Chevelle suck.  Mudvayne have been gay since that CD before The Game.  Soulfly are on or recently finished a US tour so that puts them out.  I don't know what Tool and Bury Your Dead are doing, but they'd be cool to see.

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Main Stage

Black Sabbath
Alice Cooper
Faith No More
Testament
Animals As Leaders

2nd stage:

Gwar (headlining)
Fear Factory        (non rotating)
Children of Bodom (non rotating)
Corrosion of Conformity (non rotating)

rotating bands:

Warbringer
Witchburn
Jungle Rot
Municipal Waste
Immolation
Skeletonwitch

There is nothing wrong with being a Harry Potter fan for I am also a fan.  However, I'm going to FIX your line-up to how it actually would be done.

Main Stage
Black Sabbath
Alice Cooper
Faith No More
Children of Bodom
Testament

2nd Stage
GWAR
Fear Factory
Corrossion of Conformity
Skeletonwitch

Rotating
Warbringer
Witchburn
Jungle Rot
Municipal Waste
Immolation
Animals As Leaders.

It was announced in the 11th.  Today's the 10th.

Once again, people have no idea how to arrange the line-up for a show.  Even if it's their dream show, they should at least make it believable.  Also, about Morbid Angel being direct support to Sabbath.  In '93 and '94, after all the originals left Sabbath, they had gotten a lot smaller, playing much smaller venues and having much smaller bands opening for them.

I have a feeling they aren't going to do much because everybody's already spent their $ to get tickets to Mayhemfest.

The when/where was actually announced in March when Rigor Mortis added it to their myspace page.

What's under the mask is even more hideous 

I believe you, but nothing's more hideous than me without a shirt.  That's been known to commit murder.  That's why I keep my clothes on when I get laid.

They are giving a sweeter deal to the 2nd stage bands.  Ozzfest charges them 75k to go on that tour.  Mayhemfest doesn't charge them, but actually PAYS them.

Also, Mayhemfest has probably been making it hard to get some bands (you've got to admit, they use a lot of bands that Ozzfest would like).

Are those your new teeth Loki!?

Those are his real teeth.

Why can't that be a tour?

University of Michigan (or Michigan State, can't remember which) has actually started a class "Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse".  It's a continuing education class which costs $2,000 and lasts 8 weeks.

What is your weapon of choice for when this happens?  I've already got my axe sharpened and ready to hack off some limbs.

Just had to bring this up.  Went to 'transfer day' because they were gonna have a drawing for a $1,000 scholarship.  I GOT A $1,000 SCHOLARSHIP!!!!  My luck just keeps getting better.