well i still try to check in and see what's going on with everyone. Screw mayfest!

Never put shit in the purse, but would set it out on the country roads and watch idiots grab it and would pull it with a string when they went to reach for it. That is fucking hilarious to do especially at night. I've done the flaming shit bag on porches. ::animatedlaugh

Ascetic_Priest said:

That is fucking hilarious!::animatedlaugh

Sorry I haven't been on in a long time. Promotion at work has had me busy and it's summer and a 100+ in Texas, so I am spending my days in the water at all times!!!!! What's everyone up to? Anything new?

Crazy_eyes said:
Got that shiner and a broken cheak-bone.

I'm so sorry this happened to you. My aunt also has epilepsy and yes they need to find a cure!

Whose ass? Very nice!

STOCKHOLM - Organizers say 16,000 fans of the heavy metal group Metallica had to leave the Stockholm Globe Arena without seeing their heroes perform after lead singer James Hetfield was taken to the hospital.

Spokeswoman Carolina Satterwall says Hetfield caught a stomach bug Sunday and suffered dehydration but left the hospital that evening. He has returned to the United States with the rest of the band.

The fans found out about the cancellation minutes before the concert was due to start, when the other members came onstage to deliver the news.

Drummer Lars Ulrich said the band members were "truly, truly, truly sorry."

"Trust me, none of you guys wanna hear me, Rob or Kirk sing," he added, referring to bassist Robert Trujillo and lead guitarist Kirk Hammett.

jrlocke2000 said: Martin Luther King Day.  a lot bigger people shaped our country and he gets a holiday.

OMG I so damn agree to this! Ridiculous! I want a white history month too!

yeah i posted it and said stoned cat went to jail! it's on page 2

Ok maybe not THE stoned cat on this site, but a replica of him!
Police: Man Put Kitten
in Bong
Created On: Monday, 02 Mar 2009, 3:53 PM CST

By ERIC OLSON | Associated Press Writer
OMAHA, Neb. - A man who tried to cool out his hyper cat by stuffing her into a boxlike homemade bong faces cruelty charges -- and catcalls from animal lovers.

Lancaster County sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance call Sunday alleged they saw 20-year-old Acea Schomaker smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped, plastic glass box in which the cat had been stuffed.

"This cat was just dazed," Sgt. Andy Stebbing said. "She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society."

Schomaker told deputies 6-month-old Shadow was hyper and he was trying to calm her down. The contraption she had been stuffed inside was 12 inches by 6 inches. Shadow was timid but in good condition Monday at the Capital Humane Society, executive director Bob Downey said.

"What the human mind doesn't invent, huh?" Downey said.

Schomaker, who was released from jail after paying a $400 fine on the arrest warrant, faces drug and misdemeanor animal cruelty charges. He did not immediately respond to phone messages left Monday seeking comment.

i thought it was funny::animatedlaugh

Deputy_Qorthon said: I heard it sucked so badly that everyone in t he theater was laughing at it.
I've yet to see a good horror movie.

That is a bullshit lie. It was a really good movie

And it fucking ROCKED! Oh my was not expeceting it to be that good. It was really gorey, scary and suspensful. Funny because those are three words you don't hear about Jason movies. Anyways, I give it 2 thumbs up! ::finger

i'm not going anywhere  ::animatedlaugh ~evil laugh~

just stay away from the alfredo sauce~!!! ::animatedlaugh