Have them pay a fee to go to a Summer camp created by Ozzy and Sharon featuring bad ass concerts and shit like that all day every day.  Headlined by Ozzy at the end of the week.

They already have that.....it`s fucking called OZZFEST.
To make this a reality for ya just go to each one....it would be like running away with the Circus.

The only difference with your idea and the REAL OZZFEST is OZZY ( usually) plays at each one.

You could bring a woodburning kit or sew a wallet made of human flesh all on your own......
(I dont think Ozzy or Sharon would charge you for supplying your own crafts)

Now if it was Kissfest Gene Simmons might charge you for that...and breathing.

** OZZCAMP is an untrademarked term coined by the FOF and may be used by Ozzy anytime at no charge**

WINNING

So he says.....

yep, there's dozens of Mel's rant mixes too!
this one is pretty awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXHTYMbIbHs

goin` off the deep end..... "I have PLENTY of energy to drive over there!" Mel was off the fukkin hook!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1hLduV1p88&feature=player_embedded

Dead-pool crash `n burn timeline: 7-8 months ....tops.

The BEATLES are getting back together with spiffy replacements for John Lennon and George Harrison....
UUUUMMMmmmmmmmmmm Yeah,...........NO.
Pantera?
C`mon.......see the light......can you see it?
It`s that big shiny "light" colored thing.....

(Since my post count is PERMANENTLY  psycho-magicalisiously galvanized at 666,... you`d best heed my comments of enlightenment  and step off whilst still able to comprehend.......)

You post count isn't frozen anymore.

Yeah.....it is....you have been enlightened.
And I cant actually believe you POSTED in real writing, the words,...and I quote: "I dont like PANTERA"......
I am almost thinking of never reading your posts or responding to you in anyway whatsoever until you ADMIT Cowboys From Hell is fucking awesome......

Is anyone from the 04 boards still here besides Wiz and FOF?

Ummmmm.... I`ve been an Ozzy fan since like 1970, and an Ozzfest fan since day one....but I didnt have a computer until like Jan. `06......so.......lets recalibrate that math shall we?......

The BEATLES are getting back together with spiffy replacements for John Lennon and George Harrison....
UUUUMMMmmmmmmmmmm Yeah,...........NO.
Pantera?
C`mon.......see the light......can you see it?
It`s that big shiny "light" colored thing.....

(Since my post count is PERMANENTLY  psycho-magicalisiously galvanized at 666,... you`d best heed my comments of enlightenment  and step off whilst still able to comprehend.......)

While returning home from an Ozzy show in Florida, some German dude at the airport said Slash had posted on his blog: "See you at Ozzfest 2011." I haven't taken the time to check but it got me hopeful anyway.

(BTW, what's up with this Darkblade chick? You know, the one who thinks Sabbath songs don't count as Sabbath songs if they were released on Speak of the Devil. By that logic, half the Blizzard album should be called Living Loud songs. *rolls eyes* In Montreal, Ozzy & the band performed Paranoid, War Pigs, Iron Man, Rat Salad, Fairies Wear Boots, N.I.B., and Into the Void. Most of us would call that 7 Sabbath songs. I don't know how many that counts for in your world where you say you're their number one fan but bash them continuously here and on other sites. What a lunatic!)

Welcome to the Ozzfest website.....that being said,
SLASH, if he did make such an utterance on his blog would be beaten within an inch of his life by the Ozzfest
 "Powers That Be" had he truly fucked up and slipped out such a comment as it would have indelibly placed him in BREACH of his CONTRACT (should there be one....) and that can be considered tantamount to crossing the DEVIL which is just kind of risky...if you know what I`m sayin.
As for the Darkblade specimen of Ozzkind she is merely an overzealous, preposterously ill informed fan who is skewed by her own overexuberance and blind love for the Ozzman......
Properly hydrated and with the medically appropriate oxygen saturation ratios she could possibly see the light someday...
But then again the member known as
"Eye-of Horus" would actually comprehend my posts which isnt likely as a Haterz necrotized grey matter is an irreversable symptom of permanent stupidity.
See you at Ozzfest 2011 though......

I hear the frequency you`re broadcastin D-Wiz but I`m just not dancin to the melody....know`m say`n?

(FOF slides Da-Wiz an ALCOHOL FREE BEER......) can you feel me brah?


the Jack-O handling affairs idea as a natural progression of inheritance seems a good fit, but OZZY is really killin these days....it would seem a distant future idea, but I could see that...i`ll concede to a passing of the torch SOMEDAY....not today though...

Can somebody listen to country and still be metal?  In my opinion, David Allen Coe is EXTREMELY metal.

hank III or gtfo. hell throw in the original hank too. fuck JR. tho

Fuck Yeah!!! ....has anyone heard what is slopped off as metal anyway these days?
HANKIII is fucking great....one of a kind voice and great lyrical content.
And since this thread brought it up:
JESCO WHITE for OZZFEST 2011!!!! That would be fukkin killer!
He would make a great roaming act for the event.
Hell, if they could have that guy who played with SOAD that year, the roaming minstrel dude,...JESCO WHITE should get his spot too.

All Hailz JESSICO!!

I'm wondering if Ozzfest could happen this year without Ozzy?.....that maybe some other band takes over the spotlight and the headlining spot in place of "The Mad Man" or he only plays a select number of venues.
Ozzfest was created to help up and coming bands have their day in the limelight and to make a name for themselves....there is no reason that it couldn't happen without the Ozzman at the helm.....you know that the day will come when Ozzy has to hang it up and I would hope that his "FEST" would live on in his name for years after he is has retired.....I think if you bring together the right bands including some solid headliners.....the LEGACY could continue on......letting new bands cut their teeth and helping METAL spawn headbangers of the future......LONG LIVE OZZFEST....with or without (but never forgotten )The Godfather of Heavy Metal

There will never be a true OZZFEST without OZZY....ever.
An event like that would be called..(and you heard me coin it first...) NONzzfest

( FOF can he heard whispering in hushed tones to the OZZFEST corner tap bouncer as they conspire to flag DA-Wizard and boot his ass onto the cold dark street...)...( for even THINKIN of this thread...)

Black Sabbath Statement
Posted on February 12, 2011

"I would like to make it clear, because of mounting speculation and rumours, that there will be definitely NO reunion of all four original members of Black Sabbath, whether to record an album or to tour."

Geezer Butler


** well there you have it....straight from Mr. Butler himself**

(source: Geezers website)


****Update,....there is a stark possibility that DarkbladeUS will make a reappearance and rant incessantly that this is such a negative thing for me to post and BLACK SABBATH themselves will see aforementioned scathing diatribe and retract the press release with Geezer confirming an album and Ozzfest appearance....so we `ve got that goin for us.....****

(source:FOF and his vast knowledge of the Ozzboard and steeltrap memory with permanent 666 postcount magical powers)

Dude you need to recognize.
I guarantee you couldnt have come up with better.

Betcha he could of
and FOF does kiss tons of ass
 

"Hey! You`re talkin to my guy all wrong!,...thats the wrong tone!....do it again,..and I`ll stab you in the face w/ a soldering iron.....
-C. Walken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd7htfeXCO4




( and BTW, my post count is permanently 666, you outta take note of that and ADJUST your tone.....bitch)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deijjyrFPEQ&feature=player_embedded

this is hilarious!

***ministrymember99 you shoulda made it a list of 21 and included yourself too.....great list***