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16  Forum / General Discussions / Re: NO OZZEST?!?!?! NO FUK_KIN PROBLEM!!!! on: May 19, 2011, 05:53:42 pm
THIS        JUST      IN:        OSAMA    BEEN    LADEN    STILL    DEAD          That is all
  Yup....still dead....life is good here.....Mmmmmmmm Hmmmmmm
17  Forum / General Discussions / GET SOME!!! Beeyatches..... on: May 19, 2011, 05:51:28 pm
Cuz there aint no FEST....

No surprise there but if you didnt see Ozzy on the tour its your own damn fault!
18  Forum / General Discussions / Re: NO OZZEST?!?!?! NO FUK_KIN PROBLEM!!!! on: May 19, 2011, 06:14:39 am
THIS        JUST      IN:        OSAMA    BEEN    LADEN    STILL    DEAD          That is all
19  Forum / General Discussions / NO OZZEST?!?!?! NO FUK_KIN PROBLEM!!!! on: May 11, 2011, 09:48:03 pm
Osama Been Laden is STILL F-ING DEAD!!!!

NO OZZFEST is easy to deal with....OBL is dead....it`s just all A-OK this way.....

It`s just how we roll......

100% hard proof of OBL death.....

(chugg-sip-chuggs a cold one.....)Ahhhhhhhhhh Grin
20  Forum / General Discussions / Re: No Ozzfest 2011 on: May 11, 2011, 09:27:23 pm
We'll still be here

been here threw thick and thin ....
I am not goin anywhere's...
this place is my home...been here too long
to give up on this fourm.

Ditto.....No Ozzfest dont mean no Ozzfans......we will be here....OZZY is doin what he wants and thats what I want...( actually it`s more like what Sharon wants...hehehehe)
I dont think I`ll be going to the European Union this year......dont they BURN AMERICANS ALIVE there?
Too many foreigners there...it`s FOREIGN.
Oh wait a minute...I`d be the foreigner there.
I`ll just relax at home basking in the glory of the UBL Kill........( stretches,...sips a cold one....) Ahhhhhhhhh
21  Forum / General Discussions / Re: Bin Laden is Fukin Dead! on: May 06, 2011, 07:24:54 am

Not many really showed they would NEVER forget....peoples true colors showed up all too soon after 9-11-2001...
YOU know who you are .....

The 343 AVENGED!

22  Forum / General Discussions / Re: Any *actual* ozzfest rumors out there that aren't just total fictional bullshit on: April 18, 2011, 06:45:49 am
I defy, challenge, and confront ANYONE to post up a written/published previously dated account of ANY OZZFEST "rumor"
whatsoever that has EVER come to be .......there is no such thing.
And furthermore OZZFEST has such an airtight track record of secrecy I doubt it will ever have an info leak at all...
Were is that LIKIWEAKS bitch now huh?!?.....(gettin asspounded in an interpol jailcell ! hehehehe)
23  Forum / General Discussions / Re: Any one else have a feeling Ozzfest 2011 isn't happening? on: April 14, 2011, 07:37:58 pm
Ozzfest has always had late announcements, and the only reason this crap comes up every single year is because Mayhem announces everything 6 months in advance.

That's a legitimate point, but in the past, you always knew that we were not only guaranteed an ozzfest, but we were guaranteed an ozzfest with 20-30 dates starting from the first week of july till the last week in august or first week in september.  Since 2008, you really can't take it for granted that there's even gonna be one at all.  So the curiosity and need for info is all the more legitimate.  The mayhemfest and every other summer festival just makes ozzfest look even worse than before with their little secrets and mysteries.  Ozzfest was also sort of the only game in town when it came to metalfests, but not anymore which is why their bullshit doesn't fly like it used to.  Ofcourse people were always pissed about the late info, but I"m just saying since 2008, people want to know at least if there's gonna be a fest at all. 
You're talking all wrong.
It's the wrong tone.

 You`re talking about my Ozzfest in the wrong tone.......   
Do it again, I'll stab you
in the face with a soldering iron.

24  Forum / General Discussions / Re: hey gnomezy.... on: April 01, 2011, 09:55:33 pm
...i can be at 3050 by tomorrow.
no you can`t dumass...it`s ALREADY tomorrow there and it always will be...so you are fucking WRONG!!!
(and a day late)
25  Forum / General Discussions / Re: down at the Ozzfest Corner Tap on: March 20, 2011, 04:11:39 pm
;Dthis would be fun only people i've partied with is the loud guy and brian the guy with ozzy written on his forehead to every show in cali fun people i'm going to the reno show gonna hook up with them there also Grin if you check  out ozzfest tv at the gibson amp you will see them on there talking about ozzy.
ready to lose your house again, bitch?
Hmmmmm..... Thats a mighty lowdown thing to say.....

(FOF cracks open a cold one, puts enough $$ in the jukebox to play the whole Vol. 4 album, and chalks up a pool cue)
26  Forum / General Discussions / Re: OZZCAMP - The REAL Heavy Metal Summer Camp on: March 20, 2011, 03:56:58 pm
Have them pay a fee to go to a Summer camp created by Ozzy and Sharon featuring bad ass concerts and shit like that all day every day.  Headlined by Ozzy at the end of the week.
They already have that.....it`s fucking called OZZFEST.
To make this a reality for ya just go to each one....it would be like running away with the Circus.

The only difference with your idea and the REAL OZZFEST is OZZY ( usually) plays at each one.

You could bring a woodburning kit or sew a wallet made of human flesh all on your own......
(I dont think Ozzy or Sharon would charge you for supplying your own crafts)

Now if it was Kissfest Gene Simmons might charge you for that...and breathing.

** OZZCAMP is an untrademarked term coined by the FOF and may be used by Ozzy anytime at no charge**
27  Forum / General Discussions / Re: He Was Bangin` SEVEN Gram ROX....because he`s him...... on: March 04, 2011, 09:33:35 pm
So he says.....
28  Forum / General Discussions / Re: He Was Bangin` SEVEN Gram ROX....because he`s him...... on: March 04, 2011, 08:28:28 pm
yep, there's dozens of Mel's rant mixes too!
this one is pretty awesome

Cheesy goin` off the deep end..... "I have PLENTY of energy to drive over there!" Mel was off the fukkin hook!
29  Forum / General Discussions / He Was Bangin` SEVEN Gram ROX....because he`s him...... on: March 04, 2011, 07:20:56 pm

Dead-pool crash `n burn timeline: 7-8 months ....tops. Shocked
30  Forum / General Discussions / Re: Do you think Pantera will ever try touring again? on: March 03, 2011, 06:19:57 pm
The BEATLES are getting back together with spiffy replacements for John Lennon and George Harrison....
UUUUMMMmmmmmmmmmm Yeah,...........NO.
C`mon.......see the light......can you see it?
It`s that big shiny "light" colored thing..... Roll Eyes

(Since my post count is PERMANENTLY  psycho-magicalisiously galvanized at 666,... you`d best heed my comments of enlightenment  and step off whilst still able to comprehend.......)
You post count isn't frozen anymore.
Yeah.....it is....you have been enlightened.
And I cant actually believe you POSTED in real writing, the words,...and I quote: "I dont like PANTERA"......
I am almost thinking of never reading your posts or responding to you in anyway whatsoever until you ADMIT Cowboys From Hell is fucking awesome...... Cool
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