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16  Forum / General Discussions / Re: Bin Laden is Fukin Dead! on: May 06, 2011, 07:24:54 am


Not many really showed they would NEVER forget....peoples true colors showed up all too soon after 9-11-2001...
YOU know who you are .....



The 343 AVENGED!

17  Forum / General Discussions / Re: Any *actual* ozzfest rumors out there that aren't just total fictional bullshit on: April 18, 2011, 06:45:49 am
I defy, challenge, and confront ANYONE to post up a written/published previously dated account of ANY OZZFEST "rumor"
whatsoever that has EVER come to be .......there is no such thing.
And furthermore OZZFEST has such an airtight track record of secrecy I doubt it will ever have an info leak at all...
Were is that LIKIWEAKS bitch now huh?!?.....(gettin asspounded in an interpol jailcell ! hehehehe)
 Grin
18  Forum / General Discussions / Re: Any one else have a feeling Ozzfest 2011 isn't happening? on: April 14, 2011, 07:37:58 pm
Ozzfest has always had late announcements, and the only reason this crap comes up every single year is because Mayhem announces everything 6 months in advance.

That's a legitimate point, but in the past, you always knew that we were not only guaranteed an ozzfest, but we were guaranteed an ozzfest with 20-30 dates starting from the first week of july till the last week in august or first week in september.  Since 2008, you really can't take it for granted that there's even gonna be one at all.  So the curiosity and need for info is all the more legitimate.  The mayhemfest and every other summer festival just makes ozzfest look even worse than before with their little secrets and mysteries.  Ozzfest was also sort of the only game in town when it came to metalfests, but not anymore which is why their bullshit doesn't fly like it used to.  Ofcourse people were always pissed about the late info, but I"m just saying since 2008, people want to know at least if there's gonna be a fest at all. 
You're talking all wrong.
It's the wrong tone.

 You`re talking about my Ozzfest in the wrong tone.......   
                   
Do it again, I'll stab you
in the face with a soldering iron.



19  Forum / General Discussions / Re: hey gnomezy.... on: April 01, 2011, 09:55:33 pm
...i can be at 3050 by tomorrow.
no you can`t dumass...it`s ALREADY tomorrow there and it always will be...so you are fucking WRONG!!!
(and a day late)
20  Forum / General Discussions / Re: down at the Ozzfest Corner Tap on: March 20, 2011, 04:11:39 pm
;Dthis would be fun only people i've partied with is the loud guy and brian the guy with ozzy written on his forehead to every show in cali fun people i'm going to the reno show gonna hook up with them there also Grin if you check  out ozzfest tv at the gibson amp you will see them on there talking about ozzy.
ready to lose your house again, bitch?
Hmmmmm..... Thats a mighty lowdown thing to say.....

(FOF cracks open a cold one, puts enough $$ in the jukebox to play the whole Vol. 4 album, and chalks up a pool cue)
21  Forum / General Discussions / Re: OZZCAMP - The REAL Heavy Metal Summer Camp on: March 20, 2011, 03:56:58 pm
Have them pay a fee to go to a Summer camp created by Ozzy and Sharon featuring bad ass concerts and shit like that all day every day.  Headlined by Ozzy at the end of the week.
They already have that.....it`s fucking called OZZFEST.
To make this a reality for ya just go to each one....it would be like running away with the Circus.

The only difference with your idea and the REAL OZZFEST is OZZY ( usually) plays at each one.

You could bring a woodburning kit or sew a wallet made of human flesh all on your own......
(I dont think Ozzy or Sharon would charge you for supplying your own crafts)

Now if it was Kissfest Gene Simmons might charge you for that...and breathing.

** OZZCAMP is an untrademarked term coined by the FOF and may be used by Ozzy anytime at no charge**
22  Forum / General Discussions / Re: He Was Bangin` SEVEN Gram ROX....because he`s him...... on: March 04, 2011, 09:33:35 pm
WINNING
So he says.....
23  Forum / General Discussions / Re: He Was Bangin` SEVEN Gram ROX....because he`s him...... on: March 04, 2011, 08:28:28 pm
yep, there's dozens of Mel's rant mixes too!
this one is pretty awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXHTYMbIbHs
Cheesy goin` off the deep end..... "I have PLENTY of energy to drive over there!" Mel was off the fukkin hook!
24  Forum / General Discussions / He Was Bangin` SEVEN Gram ROX....because he`s him...... on: March 04, 2011, 07:20:56 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1hLduV1p88&feature=player_embedded

Dead-pool crash `n burn timeline: 7-8 months ....tops. Shocked
25  Forum / General Discussions / Re: Do you think Pantera will ever try touring again? on: March 03, 2011, 06:19:57 pm
The BEATLES are getting back together with spiffy replacements for John Lennon and George Harrison....
UUUUMMMmmmmmmmmmm Yeah,...........NO.
Pantera?
C`mon.......see the light......can you see it?
It`s that big shiny "light" colored thing..... Roll Eyes

(Since my post count is PERMANENTLY  psycho-magicalisiously galvanized at 666,... you`d best heed my comments of enlightenment  and step off whilst still able to comprehend.......)
You post count isn't frozen anymore.
Yeah.....it is....you have been enlightened.
And I cant actually believe you POSTED in real writing, the words,...and I quote: "I dont like PANTERA"......
I am almost thinking of never reading your posts or responding to you in anyway whatsoever until you ADMIT Cowboys From Hell is fucking awesome...... Cool
26  Forum / General Discussions / Re: Calling all old timers! Looking for Offical Pics from the OZZFEST 04 site! on: March 02, 2011, 08:05:54 pm
Is anyone from the 04 boards still here besides Wiz and FOF?
Ummmmm.... I`ve been an Ozzy fan since like 1970, and an Ozzfest fan since day one....but I didnt have a computer until like Jan. `06......so.......lets recalibrate that math shall we?...... Cool
27  Forum / General Discussions / Re: Do you think Pantera will ever try touring again? on: March 02, 2011, 07:53:28 pm
The BEATLES are getting back together with spiffy replacements for John Lennon and George Harrison....
UUUUMMMmmmmmmmmmm Yeah,...........NO.
Pantera?
C`mon.......see the light......can you see it?
It`s that big shiny "light" colored thing..... Roll Eyes

(Since my post count is PERMANENTLY  psycho-magicalisiously galvanized at 666,... you`d best heed my comments of enlightenment  and step off whilst still able to comprehend.......)
28  Forum / General Discussions / Re: THANK YOU ALL! SEE YOU AT OZZFEST 2011! on: March 02, 2011, 07:32:33 pm
While returning home from an Ozzy show in Florida, some German dude at the airport said Slash had posted on his blog: "See you at Ozzfest 2011." I haven't taken the time to check but it got me hopeful anyway.

(BTW, what's up with this Darkblade chick? You know, the one who thinks Sabbath songs don't count as Sabbath songs if they were released on Speak of the Devil. By that logic, half the Blizzard album should be called Living Loud songs. *rolls eyes* In Montreal, Ozzy & the band performed Paranoid, War Pigs, Iron Man, Rat Salad, Fairies Wear Boots, N.I.B., and Into the Void. Most of us would call that 7 Sabbath songs. I don't know how many that counts for in your world where you say you're their number one fan but bash them continuously here and on other sites. What a lunatic!)
Welcome to the Ozzfest website.....that being said,
SLASH, if he did make such an utterance on his blog would be beaten within an inch of his life by the Ozzfest
 "Powers That Be" had he truly fucked up and slipped out such a comment as it would have indelibly placed him in BREACH of his CONTRACT (should there be one....) and that can be considered tantamount to crossing the DEVIL which is just kind of risky...if you know what I`m sayin.
As for the Darkblade specimen of Ozzkind she is merely an overzealous, preposterously ill informed fan who is skewed by her own overexuberance and blind love for the Ozzman......
Properly hydrated and with the medically appropriate oxygen saturation ratios she could possibly see the light someday...
But then again the member known as
"Eye-of Horus" would actually comprehend my posts which isnt likely as a Haterz necrotized grey matter is an irreversable symptom of permanent stupidity.
See you at Ozzfest 2011 though...... Grin
29  Forum / General Discussions / Re: OZZFEST....without Ozzy? on: February 25, 2011, 12:41:30 am
I hear the frequency you`re broadcastin D-Wiz but I`m just not dancin to the melody....know`m say`n?

(FOF slides Da-Wiz an ALCOHOL FREE BEER......) can you feel me brah? Cool


the Jack-O handling affairs idea as a natural progression of inheritance seems a good fit, but OZZY is really killin these days....it would seem a distant future idea, but I could see that...i`ll concede to a passing of the torch SOMEDAY....not today though...
30  Forum / General Discussions / Re: Country and metal on: February 21, 2011, 08:06:19 am
Can somebody listen to country and still be metal?  In my opinion, David Allen Coe is EXTREMELY metal.
hank III or gtfo. hell throw in the original hank too. fuck JR. tho
Fuck Yeah!!! ....has anyone heard what is slopped off as metal anyway these days?
HANKIII is fucking great....one of a kind voice and great lyrical content.
And since this thread brought it up:
JESCO WHITE for OZZFEST 2011!!!! That would be fukkin killer!
He would make a great roaming act for the event.
Hell, if they could have that guy who played with SOAD that year, the roaming minstrel dude,...JESCO WHITE should get his spot too.

All Hailz JESSICO!! Cool
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