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« Reply #75 on: August 20, 2009, 08:05:37 pm »

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« Reply #76 on: August 20, 2009, 08:54:26 pm »

why would somebody make fun of black metal, and call them stupid
for fuck sake if they hear you theyll stop burning churches and come for you
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« Reply #77 on: August 20, 2009, 09:19:58 pm »

BLACK METAL IST KRIEG!!!!!! ::smile::finger::sinister::stare::c_stare::animatedsmile
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« Reply #78 on: August 21, 2009, 01:02:20 pm »

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ministrymember99 said: why would somebody make fun of black metal, and call them stupid
for fuck sake if they hear you theyll stop burning churches and come for you
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And Varg's gettin out soon and he's been pumpin the Iron
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« Reply #79 on: August 21, 2009, 01:06:34 pm »

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HSBDemonFromHell said: KsE is black metal i.e Howard
That would put God Forbid in the black metal genre also::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #80 on: August 26, 2009, 01:14:36 pm »

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GoldenFire2 said: Black Metal is stupid.

Black Metal is a genre of metal "music" from Norway. It is characterized by noisy repetitive dissonant 3-chord guitar riffs (distorted and tuned to sound like a cross between a buzzsaw and a vaccuum cleaner), insistant blastbeats (drum beats done by a retard on speed, sounding a little like this: tum PAH tum PAH tum PAH tum PAH tum PAH) and "evil" vocals reminiscent of cross between a chicken clucking and a men with diarrhea. No bass is needed, you probably won't be able to hear it anyways with the shitty sound.

To look more evil, Black Metal "musicians" often paint themselves like panda bears and enjoy using evil nicknames like Euronymous, Varg, Fenriz, Havok, Horgh, Necrobutcher, Dead, Maniac, Infernus, King Ov Hell and Steve. This is called being "tr00".

The lyrics are often about Norse gods, Satan, atheism (nevermind the contradiction), the blood of virgins, frost, destruction and fjords. Here is an example of really brilliant poetry by one of the most successful bands in the genre:

Violent torture
Death has arrived
Armageddon
Terror and fright
Bleeding corpses
Rotting decay

Anarchy
Violent torture
Antichrist
Lucifer
Son of satan
Pure Fucking Armageddon
Pure Fucking Armageddon

        - Mayhem - Pure Fucking Armageddon

Deep, isn't it?

-From the encyclopedia of stupid, couldn't have been better said.
You are wrong. Black Metal is Amazing.  Let me quote you to prove my point. " Norway." by noisy repetitive dissonant 3-chord guitar riffs (distorted and tuned to sound like a cross between a buzzsaw and a vaccuum cleaner)" " insistant blastbeats"" sounding a little like this: tum PAH tum PAH tum PAH tum PAH tum PAH"  l" vocals reminiscent of cross between a chicken clucking and a men with diarrhea"." No bass is needed, you probably won't be able to hear it anyways with the shitty sound."  and further more
" Norse gods"  " frost", " destruction"  

i believe that should explain why black metal owns you
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« Reply #81 on: August 26, 2009, 05:09:29 pm »

This is the first thread I have ever seen that was bashing an entire genre of music.  By the way, why the fuck would you call black metal less talented than deathcore?  I'm listening to Suicide Silence right now and they have got no talent whatsoever.  The vocalist has only one style and thier drummer is doing the same thing over and over.  Black metal is obviously more talented than deathcore.
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« Reply #82 on: August 26, 2009, 07:16:41 pm »

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Crazy_eyes said: This is the first thread I have ever seen that was bashing an entire genre of music.  By the way, why the fuck would you call black metal less talented than deathcore?  I'm listening to Suicide Silence right now and they have got no talent whatsoever.  The vocalist has only one style and thier drummer is doing the same thing over and over.  Black metal is obviously more talented than deathcore.

Just because you don't like a genre of music doesn't mean they don't have talent, and for that matter, who said Suicide Silence is even good?
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« Reply #83 on: August 26, 2009, 07:40:13 pm »

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Crazy_eyes said: This is the first thread I have ever seen that was bashing an entire genre of music.  By the way, why the fuck would you call black metal less talented than deathcore?  I'm listening to Suicide Silence right now and they have got no talent whatsoever.  The vocalist has only one style and thier drummer is doing the same thing over and over.  Black metal is obviously more talented than deathcore.

Just because you don't like a genre of music doesn't mean they don't have talent, and for that matter, who said Suicide Silence is even good?

Is it weird that I think this statement is hypocritical? ::confused::looking
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« Reply #84 on: August 26, 2009, 11:27:41 pm »

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Crazy_eyes said: This is the first thread I have ever seen that was bashing an entire genre of music.  By the way, why the fuck would you call black metal less talented than deathcore?  I'm listening to Suicide Silence right now and they have got no talent whatsoever.  The vocalist has only one style and thier drummer is doing the same thing over and over.  Black metal is obviously more talented than deathcore.

Just because you don't like a genre of music doesn't mean they don't have talent, and for that matter, who said Suicide Silence is even good?

Is it weird that I think this statement is hypocritical? ::confused::looking

Just because i like metalcore doesn't mean i like all of metalcore. Do you like every single black metal band? ::confused
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« Reply #85 on: August 26, 2009, 11:53:01 pm »

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GoldenFire2 said: I don't care what you think about deathcore or metal core, i am simply stating the facts on why black metal is FUCKING STUPID. Go put on some make up and jerk off to your WoW character. What you can't handle someone making fun of your music while you stomp on everyone elses? Who is mature now assholes.

I enjoy pretty much every kind of metal, my 5 biggest musical influences are in no particular order:

OZZY
Lamb of God
Megadeth
Korn (Heck, if it weren't for them i wouldn't own and primarily play a 7-string)
All That Remains
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« Reply #86 on: August 27, 2009, 02:36:41 am »

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Crazy_eyes said: This is the first thread I have ever seen that was bashing an entire genre of music.  By the way, why the fuck would you call black metal less talented than deathcore?  I'm listening to Suicide Silence right now and they have got no talent whatsoever.  The vocalist has only one style and thier drummer is doing the same thing over and over.  Black metal is obviously more talented than deathcore.

Just because you don't like a genre of music doesn't mean they don't have talent, and for that matter, who said Suicide Silence is even good?

Is it weird that I think this statement is hypocritical? ::confused::looking

Just because i like metalcore doesn't mean i like all of metalcore. Do you like every single black metal band? ::confused

.... yes i do... for the sake of argument... that i'm not even in
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