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« Reply #195 on: August 18, 2010, 03:24:59 am »

she was really his cousin that lived 1 trailer park down from him when they were 20 and that she was carrying his baby, but shes wasn't entirely sure it was his baby cause she cheated on him with his dad a few months back, so at the springer show they were both surprised to see...
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« Reply #196 on: August 21, 2010, 06:16:22 am »

that the guest host was Donnie Osmond and....
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« Reply #197 on: August 21, 2010, 08:33:50 pm »

Actually the host looked like Donnie. But it was his sister Marie in disguised as Donnie! Boy did she sure fool you! And that the girl proclaimed it was his but in actual reality it was Keanu Reeves. Don't know how that happened! The talk show host told the audience...
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« Reply #198 on: August 21, 2010, 08:39:06 pm »

...that there was FREE blow for everyone in the bathroom on a huge cock shaped mirror but...
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DOC_CABOOSE IZ ALWAYZ LURKIN' IN TEH FORUMS!!
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« Reply #199 on: August 21, 2010, 09:40:52 pm »

Only The Trannies, g00ks & Members Of Mambla Got A Lick!
But The Lesbian Midget Prostitutes Just Made-Out & Started
Ripping-Off Each Others Clothes While The Crowd Chanted:
OZZY, OZZY, OZZY...Yet This Was Springer? Why Were They... Embarrassed
And Just Before Jerry Could Speak Openly, Ozzy Osbourne Appeared... Shocked
 
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« Reply #200 on: August 22, 2010, 05:41:53 am »

in a robe with slippers and a pipe and Sharon was dressed up like... Grin
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« Reply #201 on: August 22, 2010, 11:11:35 am »

david hasselhoff and x-ed all the guest off the show before leaving for.....
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« Reply #202 on: August 25, 2010, 03:24:44 pm »

the airport to board a C-130 Gunship so they could blow the shit out of Iraq (again), But before they could they would have to stop in......
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« Reply #203 on: August 26, 2010, 01:57:40 am »

And crash into my e-party! Oh well, sux 2 be you! Want sum cake? U can have sum! It won't bite. But I will! Later on at the party...
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« Reply #204 on: August 26, 2010, 05:33:35 pm »

gnomez paid steven to do a lap dance but ended up havin'.....
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« Reply #205 on: August 26, 2010, 11:03:09 pm »

...barfin in his own shoes because he drank too many bull shots, next thing ya know....
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« Reply #206 on: August 27, 2010, 10:53:12 pm »

the zipper popped on the back of his costume!  underneath you could see white, wooly hair and it became evident that he was a sheep in gnomes' clothing!!  he tried to run towards the door until he was stopped by . . .
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« Reply #207 on: August 28, 2010, 09:27:57 am »

Lindsay Lohan, who is straight out of rehab, and is in no mood for b/s. She demands that the giant sheep get her a big bowl of....
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« Reply #208 on: August 30, 2010, 01:11:12 am »

Turtle soup. But she 4got where she was until the waiter told her that they only sold potato soup. She replied in discuss....
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« Reply #209 on: August 31, 2010, 10:24:09 pm »

What a $hitty soup! It's disgusting! And you eat this? Ewwww... I will never...
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