HomeNewsTour DatesBandsHistoryOzzfest StoreOzTVPhotosForum
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
News: Welcome Back!
 
   Home   Help Search Login Register  
Pages: 1 ... 13 14 [15] 16 17 ... 20   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Add to the NEW story....  (Read 38321 times)
Mantooth
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 1213


View Profile
« Reply #210 on: September 01, 2010, 05:03:15 pm »

eat at a place that don't serve a true potato. I like my tatoes baked, with... Grin
Logged
MsCeeAngel
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 857



View Profile
« Reply #211 on: September 05, 2010, 12:00:55 am »

Sour cream and chives! Do you have that? I would also like...
Logged

~MsCeeAngel~  XD ::finger
AlpineValleyGirl
I Get Things Done!
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 2133



View Profile
« Reply #212 on: September 06, 2010, 04:05:51 am »

the guy who washes your dishes put on a thong and meet me out back with a bag of . . .
Logged

Helping My Boss Find His Own Ass with Both Hands since 1986!
Tiger479
Stranger in an even stranger land
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 1297



View Profile
« Reply #213 on: September 09, 2010, 05:29:37 pm »

bull nuts for her and Paris Hilton, but then a car pulls up and out jump Grimace, and the Hamburglar armed with AK's looking for that rat bastard......
Logged
MsCeeAngel
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 857



View Profile
« Reply #214 on: September 09, 2010, 10:58:49 pm »

Smeagol.. They say he left proclaiming... Damn those hobbits they've done stole our precious! But the precious wasn't really a ring. It was really....
Logged

~MsCeeAngel~  XD ::finger
Mantooth
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 1213


View Profile
« Reply #215 on: September 13, 2010, 07:09:38 am »

a magic afro wig that would turn you into a... Grin
Logged
MsCeeAngel
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 857



View Profile
« Reply #216 on: September 14, 2010, 07:11:09 pm »

Michael Jackson. Hehehe!  He decided 2 say... Pretty young thang repeat after me...
Logged

~MsCeeAngel~  XD ::finger
AlpineValleyGirl
I Get Things Done!
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 2133



View Profile
« Reply #217 on: September 17, 2010, 10:31:29 pm »

after me after me after me after me after me after me
until they push her off the porch where she landed right on top of the . . .
Logged

Helping My Boss Find His Own Ass with Both Hands since 1986!
LordOfDarkMetal
Junior Member
**
Posts: 64



View Profile
« Reply #218 on: September 19, 2010, 03:45:14 am »

Horny passenger. Who just so happened to be... Richard Simmons! Holx fuck! she said. When the hell did you come from? In his girly reply he said...
Logged

I'm the guy your mom warned ya bout! ::finger
Mantooth
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 1213


View Profile
« Reply #219 on: September 20, 2010, 09:59:59 am »

I'm hear to promote my new video, Sweatin' To Heavy Metal. Even Sharon says that... Grin
Logged
MsCeeAngel
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 857



View Profile
« Reply #220 on: September 21, 2010, 02:27:04 am »

Ozzy uses it during his workouts! Besides...
Logged

~MsCeeAngel~  XD ::finger
Tiger479
Stranger in an even stranger land
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 1297



View Profile
« Reply #221 on: September 23, 2010, 04:33:52 pm »

Ive been a metal head all my life, being queer is just a cover up. I go to all the metal concerts dressed as.....
Logged
MsCeeAngel
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 857



View Profile
« Reply #222 on: September 23, 2010, 11:39:56 pm »

Michael Jackson! He he!
Logged

~MsCeeAngel~  XD ::finger
Sanitarium_55
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 504



View Profile
« Reply #223 on: September 24, 2010, 02:36:08 pm »

And when I dress up as Michael Jackson, people walk up to me and say....
Logged
MsCeeAngel
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 857



View Profile
« Reply #224 on: September 25, 2010, 12:02:58 am »

Where's Bubbles and Blanket? And you respond by sayin...
Logged

~MsCeeAngel~  XD ::finger
Pages: 1 ... 13 14 [15] 16 17 ... 20   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF 1.1.11 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines LLC
WEBSITE & CONTENTS © DIVINE RECORDINGS.     Terms of Use | Privacy Policy

Websites for Music Festivals