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« Reply #180 on: August 08, 2010, 06:09:17 pm »

how babies were made.  he thought that since they grew in their mommies' tummies that the lady was SUPPOSED to swallow.  so he wandered down the street with his bullhorn yelling . . .
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« Reply #181 on: August 08, 2010, 06:17:37 pm »

daeth to Americans, I am from...
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« Reply #182 on: August 09, 2010, 05:27:11 am »

ALABAMA!  Not realizing alabama was in the U.S., when told about it, he responded...
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« Reply #183 on: August 10, 2010, 12:36:44 am »

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« Reply #184 on: August 10, 2010, 10:33:30 am »

and turned and drove off in a ....
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« Reply #185 on: August 13, 2010, 06:07:36 pm »

 hurry to go to the laundromat to... Grin
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« Reply #186 on: August 13, 2010, 06:08:56 pm »

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« Reply #187 on: August 13, 2010, 09:53:09 pm »

realized he was no longer in kansas, so he grabbed toto and went to...
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« Reply #188 on: August 13, 2010, 10:54:53 pm »

munchkinland, where they met all kinds of wonderful  . . .
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« Reply #189 on: August 14, 2010, 09:48:49 am »

Hippaez who were drugged outta dere mindz and kept chanting: GATO, GATO, GATO, GATO!
But ah saidz enuruff bout meiz, braeng onz da catznipz, buht den dawgz appeared and ah ranz!
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« Reply #190 on: August 14, 2010, 12:01:08 pm »

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« Reply #191 on: August 14, 2010, 03:14:07 pm »

What he THOUGHT was a big bag of weed that turned out to be money, so he..
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« Reply #192 on: August 14, 2010, 03:32:17 pm »

ordered a russian midget mail order bride that only had 1 tooth, so he...
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« Reply #193 on: August 15, 2010, 01:44:51 am »

Which made it kind of hard 2 get bjs. That's ok he thought. I like it rough. Then one evening when the midget got down on him it proclaimed...
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« Reply #194 on: August 17, 2010, 10:00:07 pm »

they were going on the Springer show to tell him that.........
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