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« Reply #225 on: September 28, 2010, 07:48:27 am »

Where can I find some tasty fried chicken? Grin
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« Reply #226 on: September 28, 2010, 06:51:07 pm »

so he leads you through a narrow gangway and then
down a dark alley where you find a door way leading into a . . .
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« Reply #227 on: September 29, 2010, 03:40:44 pm »

room with a take-out window. A large black woman asked if I wanted the sweet potato pie. I said no, I wanted... Grin
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« Reply #228 on: September 29, 2010, 03:52:47 pm »

To Kiss Her Grits To Which She Replied: "Where Were You In My Life 3-Years Ago?"
As She Showed A Bunch Of Pictures Of Inbreds That She Called Her Family,
When All Of The Sudden A Car Rammed Into The Back End....
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« Reply #229 on: September 29, 2010, 11:38:20 pm »

of the room and out jumps 6 fat people in leotards and proceed to beat the shit out of Richard Simmons  with a bunch of Sweating To The Oldies  VHS tapes...screaming....
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« Reply #230 on: September 30, 2010, 03:24:52 am »

No.. Zakk... Nooo!! Which was wierd 2 say? Wtf that? Anyways...
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« Reply #231 on: October 01, 2010, 12:54:07 am »

A guy pulls out a Jagermeister from his suitcase and hands it to David Copperfield when all of a sudden....
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« Reply #232 on: October 04, 2010, 10:16:16 pm »

Richard Simmons lets a giant gas ball fly, which knocks out the leotard-clad assailants.  he screams, "hail to the power of high fiber!"  meanwhile, David Copperfield downs the entire bottle of Jager and laserbeams shoot out of his eyes directly at . . .
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« Reply #233 on: October 05, 2010, 06:40:57 pm »

the ground in front of him making a giant hole in the earth. Flames and screams were coming from the hole, when something emerges from it.....
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« Reply #234 on: October 06, 2010, 08:49:40 pm »

it's Sam Kinison.....and a half dozen beautiful half-naked demon women crawl out of the hole and gather around him....he smiles a wicked grin and points at Richard and the Magician and says .......
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« Reply #235 on: October 07, 2010, 02:44:47 am »

hell aint a bad place to be if you dont mind the heat, but its a dry heat and the demon girls began to apply a.....
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« Reply #236 on: October 08, 2010, 02:52:36 pm »

A lubricant that attracts honey bees that fly over and sting the shit out of him. Then wone of the demon girls laugh and says.....
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« Reply #237 on: October 11, 2010, 08:03:12 pm »

tell me what you want what you really really want and proceded to.....
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« Reply #238 on: October 11, 2010, 10:11:40 pm »

Shove that toaster up your ass! But then he thought....
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« Reply #239 on: October 12, 2010, 09:58:13 pm »

I'm gonna need that tomorrow morning so he pulls it out
which is way more painful than pushing it in
and he screams . . . .
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