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da_wizard
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« Reply #240 on: October 12, 2010, 10:30:36 pm »

"COME ON GIRLS, LETS GET THE FUCK OUTTA THIS DUMP, " and in a flash Sam and his demonic group of ladies disappear from the room. Richard looks at Copperfield and says....
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« Reply #241 on: October 13, 2010, 02:00:39 pm »

Ive got tickets for Ozzy on Halloween night, but no way to get there......
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« Reply #242 on: October 14, 2010, 04:39:32 am »

In the distance, the theme for Oscar Myer could be heard. It's the Weenie Mobile! They all jumped in and... Grin
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« Reply #243 on: October 14, 2010, 07:50:22 pm »

rode the mustard brick road to New Orleans and tried to get a room but every one is booked because . . .
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« Reply #244 on: October 17, 2010, 08:08:04 am »

..of VOODOOFEST so everyone pitched tents at the....
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« Reply #245 on: October 18, 2010, 01:08:57 pm »

parking lot of the concert, but the concert is still weeks away. Litte did Richard and Copperfield realize in the tent next to them was...
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« Reply #246 on: October 20, 2010, 05:41:08 pm »

several homeless left over from Katrina and had taken offence to the sudden intrusion and proceeded to....
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« Reply #247 on: October 31, 2010, 09:48:53 pm »

swarm around them and start pawing through their things, saying stuff like,
"hey man!  are you gonna use this?  cuz I really need one o' these!"
until they were standing almost half naked clutching what was left of their . . .
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« Reply #248 on: November 19, 2010, 01:48:38 pm »

Used dilldos. One of them said 2 an on looker.. Touch me baby! And she did quit distantly. Proclaiming....
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« Reply #249 on: November 23, 2010, 08:54:09 am »

I always eat the thing I love. Grin
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« Reply #250 on: December 06, 2010, 04:18:04 pm »

Everybody got so stoned and loaded, they missed the damn concert and, when the woke up it was already December...
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« Reply #251 on: December 09, 2010, 01:11:06 am »

1st and they wanted to go buy some tacos at Taco Bell when all of a sudden.....
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« Reply #252 on: December 14, 2010, 12:11:13 am »

a little mexican guy with a cooler full of tamales appears out of nowhere,
yelling, "tamale, tamale, tamale!  2 dollar each or 3 for 5!"
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« Reply #253 on: December 15, 2010, 12:32:43 pm »

...then he vanishes into thin air, suddenly alice cooper walks out of the woods holding a fucking machette and rambling sumthing about...
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« Reply #254 on: December 16, 2010, 10:14:34 pm »

I really am Alice from Wonderland who broke free from the looking glass whos looking for a hot dude to get it on with. Any takers? I got pudding? Suddenly...
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