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« Reply #255 on: March 04, 2011, 01:01:16 am »

a large red beard sprouts from her (?) chin, and she transforms into
A LUMBERJACK!  red flannel shirt, green wool knit cap, steel toed shoes and everything!
the woodland creatures scamper away in fear because . . .
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« Reply #256 on: March 08, 2011, 02:08:19 pm »

He had a double sided ax in his hand yelling," wheres that damn dumb oxen of mine"...
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« Reply #257 on: April 28, 2011, 11:40:06 pm »

as he bursts through the doors of the Ozzfest Tap, swinging the axe violently, slicing into whatever,
or whomever, gets in his way.  Trolls and spammers spin around in horror, losing limbs and digits in his path.
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« Reply #258 on: April 29, 2011, 03:49:59 pm »

Blood, guts and ass everywhere, he sits at the bar and demands his favorite brew...
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« Reply #259 on: April 30, 2011, 10:46:42 pm »

Gnomez looks over at him in a drunken gaze and says " aren't you Alice Cooper?....and whats up with the Brawny get-up, you look like you just crawled off a roll of fricken paper towels"....with that Alice raises his axe over his head and.....
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« Reply #260 on: May 01, 2011, 03:05:57 pm »

....delicately slices a wedge of lime for Gnomez' Corona before turning to Stevenstrong (and his multiple personalities) and.....
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« Reply #261 on: May 06, 2011, 06:28:04 pm »

....says "hey, were can i find the black trash bags." then sumthing else happens....
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« Reply #262 on: May 10, 2011, 08:58:27 pm »

... no one quite knows what, for sure
but Alice Lumberjack suddenly has Stevenstrong in a one-handed choke hold
and has lifted him a few feet off of his barstool, while screaming . . .
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« Reply #263 on: May 15, 2011, 10:14:19 pm »

He says to Steven..."listen here Danzig twerp. either you get your shit straight or I'm gonna have to put you outta your misery...no more bragging about yer dick, no more lame ass jokes about Asian women in your basement, no more talk about Distance's bunghole, and no more  sorry ass references to scat and piss videos ya  fricken waste of good weed,".....and with that there was a huge flash and.....
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« Reply #264 on: June 07, 2011, 11:12:04 pm »

Glen Danzig suddenly appears as a huge cloud of red smoke dissolves around him.
He sticks his finger straight at Steven's forehead, poking him repeatedly while he
screams, "Yeah, and no pictures!  I'm sick of bad pictures of me being posted on here!"
then he stops and asks, "you've got Asian women locked up in your basement?"
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« Reply #265 on: June 18, 2011, 05:39:10 am »

Stevenstrong then replies with bloody tears in his eyes: "No, just Connie Chung, Julie Chen & Michelle Quan! I swear to cheeze they're not even asian!" Glen Danzig then stares at the wemon & back at Stevenstrong stating in a loud roar: "Then you wouldn't mind if i took them back to my place, now would you?" Stevie then let's out a gayish cry screaming: "But i worked so ...owwch sir!" as Glen Danzig
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« Reply #266 on: June 25, 2011, 03:12:18 pm »

...as Glen say's to Alice..."what do ya think, should we kill this little fucker or let him live?"
Alice smirks and then replies," he's not worth the time or effort....let him go," and with that Danzig drops Steve to the floor, but as soon as he hits the ground he latches onto Glen's leg and starts violently humping it and starts muttering to himself about his undying love for Danzig. Suddenly....
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« Reply #267 on: June 26, 2011, 07:55:44 pm »

Stevie starts to sparkle? Glen then brings out his axe instinct & sprays it all over his lower regions...but instead of screaming like a girl, he asks all the recently freed asian ladies to give him a hand. As he opens his eyes moments later, instead of the fine females he sees Stevenstrong in full drag while wearing a wig & grabbing his...
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« Reply #268 on: June 27, 2011, 10:51:34 pm »

Wallet out of his apple bottom jeans and scuffing his boots with the fur. He gets so upset that he begins to weep. He's so busy weeping that he doesn't notice Marilyn Manson emerge from the shadows weilding a desert eagle. Manson blows him to smitherines and walks out the door where he runs into.......
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« Reply #269 on: June 30, 2011, 02:22:44 am »

a group of bieberites and starts throwing up blood all over them until he.....
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