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« Reply #270 on: July 02, 2011, 12:47:24 pm »

realizes he has a Samurai sword strapped to his back, and in one swift swing heads are rolling down the street. He looks at his watch and notices its 4:20....
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« Reply #271 on: July 04, 2011, 12:35:02 am »

so he goes back in and takes strongs last blunt and shares it with......
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DOC_CABOOSE IZ ALWAYZ LURKIN' IN TEH FORUMS!!
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« Reply #272 on: July 06, 2011, 04:06:42 am »

A great dane named Scooby who had just finished humping a trio that included: a collie, a shitzu & a chuwawah. Reluctant at first, Scoob instantly knew the foul oder as Doobie smack. After a few hits back & fourth, Scooby says:
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« Reply #273 on: July 06, 2011, 06:02:54 pm »

I want a Snausage... Cool
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« Reply #274 on: July 06, 2011, 06:11:34 pm »

With that Scoob sees his own Boner & thinks it's a real Sausage, but when he bends forward to eat it he...
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« Reply #275 on: July 07, 2011, 05:21:04 pm »

thought about that bitch who... Cool
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« Reply #276 on: July 07, 2011, 10:12:06 pm »

Last nibbled his Peanuts, so he reached... Wink
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« Reply #277 on: July 13, 2011, 11:32:08 pm »

his self induced climax and....
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« Reply #278 on: July 15, 2011, 09:14:26 am »

...exploded a fat wad of smack rite in his toe vein, when he woke up he was....
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« Reply #279 on: July 15, 2011, 07:26:06 pm »

at the Pasadena Recovery Center with Dr Drew and the whole cast of Celebrity Rehab
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« Reply #280 on: July 16, 2011, 11:48:52 am »

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« Reply #281 on: July 27, 2011, 04:33:04 pm »

he said to dr. drew "I'm a lowlife and i'm lovin it " and went to look for.....
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« Reply #282 on: September 01, 2011, 11:41:55 pm »

the people responsible for the fucking spambots, especially the golf ones
carrying a sand wedge in one hand and the handle of a ball washer in the other
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« Reply #283 on: February 22, 2012, 01:13:09 am »

Well, For me, Thor's def had the speed and feel I was looking for, but I had trouble with getting a nice and spinny loop because the sponge is too hard to hold the ball like a softer tensor, but the topsheet was not really tacky enough to do it either





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« Reply #284 on: January 11, 2013, 06:50:44 pm »

so I put on my afro wig, cranked up "I'm Your Pusherman" and  Grin
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