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Gnomez
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« on: December 23, 2009, 04:01:23 pm »

Merry Christmas Merry Christmas for 25
December,
To all our clones, and trolls, and noobz and every ozzfest member!

To Catz and Live and Cheeze and Spuds and FTW and Fee,
And Dawn and Distance, Liz and Freak and even AVG.

(Sorry if your names not here I didn't
have the time,
With Minsitry, Moonbaby, Shattered
what the fuck would rhyme?)
 
I hope you have a beauty day and have great treats galore,
Just don't get pissed or smashed or stoned and shag the chick next door.

You'll wake up with an aching head and
quite a big surprise,
To find that she is 85 and her g-strings in your eyes. ::surprise

So stay inside and lock the door and pop on your big kettle,
And have a cocoa and some smores and crank up your thrash metal.

Coz Christmas is for everyone even Slipknot fans rejoice,
It's not their fault they have no taste,
no class, no sense - their choice!!?Huh

Well I hope you like my little poem - it doesn't get me banned,
Just coz I have my Christmas first - down here in New Zea-land!

If you don't like this little thread it makes you puke and cough,
Then all I can say to you my friend is........
TITS OR GTFO  ::finger






Merry Chrsitmas Fuckers
Have a gret day whatever you're doing, whereever you are and whoever you're with.
I hope 2010 is good to us all
Up the horns!
(Yes I know that last bit doesn't rhyme dumbfuck)  ::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2009, 04:03:20 pm »

::animatedlaugh::animatedlaugh::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2009, 04:34:48 pm »

Am I spuds.
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« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2009, 04:13:49 pm »

Yes---like WTF rhymes with potatoes?
And how else can you fit potato in a sentence?
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« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2009, 04:44:03 pm »

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Gnomez said: Yes---like WTF rhymes with potatoes?
And how else can you fit potato in a sentence?
I was just wondering, I copy/pasted this to Mayhem, hopefully they appreciate this as much as Cheeze and I do.
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« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2009, 04:59:57 pm »

::surprise
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« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2009, 05:10:03 pm »

That was great
Im just glad that i mean enough to be mentioned::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2009, 05:37:30 pm »

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WELL nice of you TO FINALLY JOIN US.
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« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2009, 06:38:08 pm »

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WELL nice of you TO FINALLY JOIN US.
haha ive been lurkin around...havent been posting much cause it seems there wasnt much to post about in this clutter of bullshit posts lol
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« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2009, 06:23:49 pm »

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ministrymember99 said: That was great
Im just glad that i mean enough to be mentioned::animatedlaugh

same here.

I'm honored i made it in there.

badass gnomez!!!!
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« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2009, 07:41:27 pm »

::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2009, 07:48:08 pm »

That's because they're all part of it. They're all pods, all of them!::smile
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« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2009, 02:36:05 am »

I'm currently working on my New Years poem.....I'm just trying to find a word that rhymes with MANUARY and FORESKIN.... ::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2009, 03:24:23 am »

WE IZ OZZYFEZT FAMILY?!?!?!::looking
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« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2009, 07:25:05 am »

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