Merry Christmas Merry Christmas for 25
To all our clones, and trolls, and noobz and every ozzfest member!
To Catz and Live and Cheeze and Spuds and FTW and Fee,
And Dawn and Distance, Liz and Freak and even AVG.
(Sorry if your names not here I didn't
have the time,
With Minsitry, Moonbaby, Shattered
what the fuck would rhyme?)
I hope you have a beauty day and have great treats galore,
Just don't get pissed or smashed or stoned and shag the chick next door.
You'll wake up with an aching head and
quite a big surprise,
To find that she is 85 and her g-strings in your eyes. ::surprise
So stay inside and lock the door and pop on your big kettle,
And have a cocoa and some smores and crank up your thrash metal.
Coz Christmas is for everyone even Slipknot fans rejoice,
It's not their fault they have no taste,
no class, no sense - their choice!!?
Well I hope you like my little poem - it doesn't get me banned,
Just coz I have my Christmas first - down here in New Zea-land!
If you don't like this little thread it makes you puke and cough,
Then all I can say to you my friend is........
TITS OR GTFO ::finger
Merry Chrsitmas Fuckers
Have a gret day whatever you're doing, whereever you are and whoever you're with.
I hope 2010 is good to us all
Up the horns!
(Yes I know that last bit doesn't rhyme dumbfuck) ::animatedlaugh