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clozzy
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« on: August 10, 2010, 10:48:45 am »

those who THINK they know EVERYTHING,
really ANNOY those who ACTUALLY do!

those who give have not, while
those who have give not, then get plenty more!

man who stand on top of toilet is high on pot.

those who hunch-back give plenty crack in sack.

those who raise hell break free,
those who praise heaven stay still.

those who love train see past plain,
those who love planes see present now,
those who love car see future coming,

those that eats plenty live large,
those that eats less live in hole.

man who look thru hole see small picture,
man who feel for hole gets what's cuming.

man who do drugs see many strange things,
but man who kill bugs see many great things!

those who live long learn lots, while
those who die young learn nothing new.

Now post pic or pick your nose,
or even show those who clip they toes,
write a message or post a rhyme,
get crack-a-lackin' don't waist no time!
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« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2010, 06:46:16 pm »

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? Grin
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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2010, 11:28:11 pm »

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? Grin
its a communist revolution
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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2010, 12:13:56 am »

confusious say . . .
man who fall to sleep with itchy butthole
wake with stinky fingers Tongue
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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2010, 09:30:43 am »

Confucius Say...

--- Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

--- It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

--- Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2010, 05:43:42 pm »

Him say: gooky bitch+ 55 gallon drum=BASEMENT par-taez
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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2010, 04:10:24 am »

WTF? Back On Topic...

Confusious Say:
Man With Large Wallet Has Little Money!
Confusious Say:
Man With New Shoes Has Plenty To Loose!
Confusious Say:
Man Who Drives Drunk May Wake-Up In Trunk!
Confusious Say:
Man Who Say Just Friends Expects Benefits!
Confusious Say:
Man Who Sing Like Girl Wake Up On Wrong Side!
Confusious Say:
Man Need No Hands To Have Good Time!
Confusious Say:
Man With No Protection Needs A Rejection!
Confusious Say:
Man Who Stick Hand In Box Have Sticky Fingers!
Confusious Say:
Man Who Steal Other Man's Goat In For A Suprise!
Confusious Say:
Married Man Who Like Porn Have Wife With Red Knife!
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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2010, 10:26:11 pm »

Confusious Say:
man who fart in church , sit in his own pew
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« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2010, 11:21:04 pm »

Confusious say... By nature, men are nearly alike; but by practice, they get to be wide apart.          ~Confusious say... What the superior man seeks hm himself. What the small man seeks hn others.                        ~Confusious say...  He who excercises government by means of his virtue maybe cnmpared to the north polar star, which keeps it's place and all the stars turns towards it.     ~Confusious says...  It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop!  ~Confusious says... Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig 2 graves!       ~Confusious says...  I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.  ~Confusious says.... Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without a moon and star.            ~Confusious says...  Everything has it's beauty but not everyone sees it.
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« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2010, 09:07:18 am »

He says: help those who cannot help themselves lest you belong on other end.
He says: there is a prize in every box, but some may not see it for what it is.
He says: those who do not don't know, but those who do know all.
He says: music is the bard of life, whereas video is meerely an orb of facts!
He says: Practice paitence, listen and learn, speak out of turn and no nothing.
He says: death is a locked door with no key, but life is a revolving door with many turns!
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