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WTFwereUthinkinMan
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« on: February 27, 2010, 11:17:41 am »

just post a pick up line.......................


um excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform
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« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2010, 01:38:33 am »

u hav great veins::animatedsmile
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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2010, 01:20:50 pm »

^^^^does that work::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2010, 02:25:42 am »

Excuse me do you work at ups? 'cause I just caught you checking out my package
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Because in America your misfortune is HILARIOUS!!!! XD
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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2010, 01:39:36 am »

Lets not turn this rape into a murder....::c_stare
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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2010, 02:26:47 am »

Honey if you were dog doody, you would be THE SHIT
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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2010, 07:28:04 am »

If 1 leg was easter and the other was christmas,could I visit between the holidays?
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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2010, 03:01:16 pm »

can i poop on your chest?
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« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2010, 01:33:56 pm »

do you liked tossed salad
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« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2010, 01:42:29 pm »

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WTFwereUthinkinMan said: do you liked tossed salad
with jelly or syrup? i prefer syrup.-chris rok::looking::finger
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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2010, 01:03:18 pm »

do you take it up the ass?
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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2010, 01:52:32 pm »

fuck me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name laura?
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« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2010, 01:54:37 pm »

hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
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« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2010, 05:24:12 pm »

Can you check the battery on my stun gun?
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« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2010, 10:36:52 pm »

Are you a meat burgler, because it looks like someone took two fine hams and shoved them down the front of your shirt.
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