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WTFwereUthinkinMan
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« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2010, 09:37:08 pm »

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WTFwereUthinkinMan said: do you liked tossed salad
with jelly or syrup? i prefer syrup.-chris rok::looking::finger

syrup it is!
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« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2010, 09:37:46 pm »

you wanna fuck or what
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DEMONMOUSE
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« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2010, 09:51:29 pm »

If I could have my way I'd rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together
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« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2010, 09:52:01 pm »

So. Do you swallow?
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TortureQueen
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« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2010, 01:20:31 pm »

Are you here alone, if so do you wanna take me home?
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« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2010, 06:14:22 pm »

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I sure can see myself in your pants.
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« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2010, 07:37:30 pm »

Have u ever seen the inside of 55 gallon drum?
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« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2010, 08:34:36 pm »

  • 1) do you mind if i stare at you up close instead of from across the room
  • 2) someone vacume my lap, i think this girl needs a clean place to sit
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« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2010, 01:03:08 am »

Hi I'm axl rose...
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« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2010, 12:42:13 am »

Hey you! Yeah you......wanna have sex?
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« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2010, 12:34:32 pm »

Umm.. I can't give you my real name but I can give you my user name! Lol I have used this one! ~Angel ;p
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« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2010, 11:38:54 am »

One Chick Just Said One Word And Walked Away: Nekkid!
My Jaw Dropped To The Floor...Needless To Say,
She's The One That Got Away!  Embarrassed Huh Embarrassed
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« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2010, 04:55:37 pm »

Did NASA make your pants? because your ass looks out of this world!
Does this smell like chlorophorm to you?
Can I dip my creamsickle into your cherry pie? gives it a nice layer of creamy goodness Smiley
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« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2010, 12:41:30 am »

Wanna touch my breasts?
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« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2010, 12:02:25 pm »

will you tell your boobs to stop stareing into my eyes Cool
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