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« Reply #30 on: June 12, 2010, 07:28:58 am »

  • 1) do you mind if i stare at you up close instead of from across the room
  • 2) someone vacume my lap, i think this girl needs a clean place to sit
LULZ!!
how about...someone vacum mah mustache..
                           OR
excuse me miss(tress), would u like to see my basement?
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« Reply #31 on: June 12, 2010, 11:00:22 pm »

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder... then wtf was I taking when we met! Lol
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« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2010, 12:17:44 pm »

i'll bet you $500 i wont be fuckin' you tonight.
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DOC_CABOOSE IZ ALWAYZ LURKIN' IN TEH FORUMS!!
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« Reply #33 on: July 21, 2010, 01:01:01 pm »

Wanna See My Bilbo...He Over 100 AROUND!!!
There's A Woket In My Poket And It's Bursting w/ Fruity Flavor!
Your Boobs...They're GRRR-REAT, Want Sum SMACK...Then Dig-Em!
Silly Faggot...TRIX Are For Chix w/Dix...And So Is Whut's Inside!
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« Reply #34 on: July 22, 2010, 05:22:54 pm »

Hey man whats your name? Wanna get me a beer?





(Yes she was drunk)
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« Reply #35 on: July 22, 2010, 09:38:23 pm »

GET IN THA FUCKIN TRUNK RITE NOW!!
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« Reply #36 on: July 30, 2010, 06:17:34 am »

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I sure can see myself in your pants.

 Cheesy LOL.  thats a good one lol.
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« Reply #37 on: July 30, 2010, 06:35:37 am »

GUY: Hi I'm John.
GIRL: Hi.  So what do you do for a living?
GUY: I'm an illusionist.
GIRL: Oh yeah?  What kinds of stuff can you do?
GUY: I can escape from hand cuffs, I can escape from a straight jacket, I can escape from an insane asylum, I can make you disappear without leaving any evidence, NOW GET IN MY TRUNK BITCH!
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« Reply #38 on: July 30, 2010, 09:57:39 am »

(rushes up, pointing gun)
GET IN THE FUCKIN VAN RITE NOW!!
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« Reply #39 on: July 31, 2010, 12:14:06 am »

Wow Fancy seeing you here. So how are the twins? (breast conversation in a bathroom)
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« Reply #40 on: July 31, 2010, 07:44:11 pm »

hi, nice to meet u, have u ever tasted piss tainted leather before?.....no?, would u like too?

(openz TRUNK)
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« Reply #41 on: August 01, 2010, 06:23:27 am »

mr.sulu help mr.chekov! damnit jim! captians log long and prosper! beem me up scotty!
is that a tricorder in your pants? three to cum aboard. uhora whats a cling-on?
the trouble with tribbles! i need more time to examine these members!
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« Reply #42 on: August 02, 2010, 04:26:40 pm »

hey can i buy you a coke Cool
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« Reply #43 on: August 02, 2010, 09:47:24 pm »

hi, hav u ever seen a 7inch cok with fun bumps on it??...chek this out....(whipz out SLEVEN)
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« Reply #44 on: August 02, 2010, 10:41:34 pm »

Guy: Hey there sweetie, you look mighty fine. (lady turns around) Guy: Mom?
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