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« Reply #45 on: August 03, 2010, 07:06:25 am »

hi, hav u ever seen a 7inch cok with fun bumps on it??...chek this out....(whipz out SLEVEN)
whips out own COCK and compares! yep steves is definatly BIGGER then most that i have seen! Shocked
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« Reply #46 on: August 03, 2010, 09:59:28 am »

Fuckin fanoik ova heeeere
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« Reply #47 on: August 04, 2010, 12:33:11 am »

Tongue sniffs fine assez ten likzzz mai ballz. oh hai. wanna taeste?  Tongue
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« Reply #48 on: August 04, 2010, 07:12:49 am »

is that a woket in your pocket?
follow the rainbow. now taste the rainbow!
warm is it not. now embrace the rainbow.
you ARE a friend of DORTHY are you NOT?
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« Reply #49 on: August 04, 2010, 09:17:59 pm »

Hi, whens the last time u enjoyed the back of a '74 econo-line VAN??

(Gets arm straps)
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« Reply #50 on: August 05, 2010, 05:56:12 am »

thank you drive through! FOR ME. REALLY? *pulls drive through lady inside car and speeds-off!*
HEY. if steve can do it why cant i?
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« Reply #51 on: August 05, 2010, 04:46:07 pm »

Are These YOUR Panties Babe? Oh, You're NOT Wearing ANY...EVEN BETTER!!!  Grin Cry Grin
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« Reply #52 on: August 06, 2010, 10:40:27 pm »

Whenz the last time u saw an ass crak this hairy( bends over)??...welcome to the junglez.
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« Reply #53 on: August 07, 2010, 01:45:25 am »

Throws up 2 StevenStrongs answer.
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« Reply #54 on: August 07, 2010, 06:29:46 am »

Are These YOUR Panties Babe? Oh, You're NOT Wearing ANY...EVEN BETTER!!!  Grin Cry Grin
Shocked  thats cause YOU were wearing THEM faggot!  Shocked
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« Reply #55 on: August 07, 2010, 08:18:01 pm »

Hi.....will u hand me those BRAWNY'S??
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« Reply #56 on: August 08, 2010, 03:38:43 am »

Hi.....will u hand me those BRAWNY'S??
weipz ASS wiv BRAWNYZ... heirz y00z g0 bruva!  Cheesy
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« Reply #57 on: August 08, 2010, 08:12:09 pm »

Hi...., hav u ever experienced a 12 day ruphy SLUMBER party??...,NO u say?? Well then GET N THA FUCKING VAN BITCH!! (Points .357)
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« Reply #58 on: August 12, 2010, 10:45:59 pm »

the rash has cleared up and the itching is gone Grin
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« Reply #59 on: August 13, 2010, 09:21:05 am »

I know how many licks it takes... wanna demo test to see the results for yourself?  Wink
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