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Tiger479
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« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2010, 02:27:19 pm »

People avoid you b/c of where you,ve been and the stories they've heard.
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JyGoRn_AuKsRyTe
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« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2010, 04:44:15 pm »

you know youre a man if... YOURE NOT A DAMN WOMAN!
you know youre a man if... YOU CAN INSTALL A LIGHT BULB w/o A LADDER!
you know youre a man if... RAISING YOUR BACKHAND QUIETS EVERYONE AROUND!
you know youre a man if... YOU LIKE F-ING SPORTS!!!
you know youre a man if... YOU CALL IT FOOTBALL...WTF...WANNA SEE SOCCERT!
you know youre a man if... YOU CALL IT SLOPPY JOE!!!
you know youre a man if... YOU DONT DROP THE SOAP!!!
you know youre a man if... YOU DON'T NEED A MALLET TO PITCH A TENT!
you know youre a man if... YOU CAN DOWN A FUDDRUCKERS BURGER!
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stevenstrong
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« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2010, 06:44:04 pm »

...when turdz are scared too come outta your ass Undecided
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grinn
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« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2010, 11:30:08 pm »

when u fall asleep after sex
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Ask_Doc_Spock
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« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2010, 07:22:52 am »

when everyone FEARS what you may have BECOME that they seek to ELIMINATE you
because are simply pussies who do not understand the REAL CONCEPT of friendship or proper respect!
ergo; real friends will stick with you through thick and thin reguardless of what dangers they may face!
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RIDE THE SNAKE MON!

Ask_Mr_Owl
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« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2010, 06:12:13 pm »

Wemon offer you to lick their cherry chapstick or ask
you to demonstrate just how many licks it takes to get there!
Or as terrance d'arvey once said: she kissed me and she put it there!
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