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AlpineValleyGirl
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Twi Tards
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July 12, 2010, 08:18:53 pm »
congratulate me on not slapping down one of these idiots over the weekend
who actually tried to get me to join Team Jacob
first off, she had one of those jr. high voices that goes UP and the END of each PHRASE like shes asking a QUESTION? when I tried to tell her I had no interest whatsoever in the movies she begins to EXPLAIN THEM TO ME!!! after failing to stop her by asking her nicely, I rolled my eyes at the other people in the conversation and I tried to walk away. she followed me, still rattling on about vampires and werewolves, etc...
now this would not have been so bad if it was coming out of my 16 year old niece, but this chick was in her late 20's, a college graduate with a serious career in front of her. I finally ended up turning around to her, screaming,
SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT SHIT ALREADY!!!
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Re: Twi Tards
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July 12, 2010, 09:51:01 pm »
team .357
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Tiger479
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Re: Twi Tards
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July 12, 2010, 09:52:30 pm »
your going to need silver bullets
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Gnomez
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Re: Twi Tards
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July 12, 2010, 09:55:22 pm »
Hey AVG nice work!
* Gnomes stands on a stool, leaps in the air and high fives AVG *
I didn't realise you could be so....assertive!
Important question though....was she cute and did she have a nice rack?
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AlpineValleyGirl
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Re: Twi Tards
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July 12, 2010, 11:46:09 pm »
kinda, but she had a top rack and a bottom rack
if you get what I mean
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BIANCAxMURDER
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Re: Twi Tards
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July 13, 2010, 12:34:03 am »
i can proudly say that ive never seen the movies or read the books.
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stevenstrong
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Re: Twi Tards
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July 13, 2010, 10:47:42 am »
Quote from: BIANCAxMURDER on July 13, 2010, 12:34:03 am
i can proudly say that ive never seen the movies or read the books.
(grabz left sock)
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Tiger479
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Re: Twi Tards
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July 13, 2010, 03:55:42 pm »
Quote from: AlpineValleyGirl on July 12, 2010, 11:46:09 pm
kinda, but she had a top rack and a bottom rack
if you get what I mean
Sorry, I'm going to need to see an example pic
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shatteredme3
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Re: Twi Tards
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July 15, 2010, 05:33:15 am »
Quote from: Tiger479 on July 13, 2010, 03:55:42 pm
Quote from: AlpineValleyGirl on July 12, 2010, 11:46:09 pm
kinda, but she had a top rack and a bottom rack
if you get what I mean
Sorry, I'm going to need to see an example pic
Of the sock??? Strange man!!
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grinn
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Re: Twi Tards
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July 16, 2010, 08:46:54 am »
durrrrrrr
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Last Edit: July 16, 2010, 09:02:21 am by 0v3Rt3hM0unTa1n
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MIDDLE_FINGER
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Re: Twi Tards
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July 16, 2010, 09:51:43 am »
Quote from: AlpineValleyGirl on July 12, 2010, 08:18:53 pm
congratulate me on not slapping down one of these idiots over the weekend
who actually tried to get me to join Team Jacob
first off, she had one of those jr. high voices that goes UP and the END of each PHRASE like shes asking a QUESTION? when I tried to tell her I had no interest whatsoever in the movies she begins to EXPLAIN THEM TO ME!!! after failing to stop her by asking her nicely, I rolled my eyes at the other people in the conversation and I tried to walk away. she followed me, still rattling on about vampires and werewolves, etc...
now this would not have been so bad if it was coming out of my 16 year old niece, but this chick was in her late 20's, a college graduate with a serious career in front of her. I finally ended up turning around to her, screaming,
SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT SHIT ALREADY!!!
Wack job for sure!
Hahaha
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Re: Twi Tards
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July 21, 2010, 11:00:39 am »
Quote from: BIANCAxMURDER on July 13, 2010, 12:34:03 am
i can proudly say that ive never seen the movies or read the books.
Same Here, Allthough...My Sister Chris Was RLY INTO IT Since She's Mormon
And So Is Steph Meyer (The Ghey-Books Writer) Chris Even Conned Me And
My Family Into Watching About Half Of The 1st Film Unill It Got Too Ghey 4-Me!
WHY THE HELL WOULD ANY FOOL THINK THAT CEDRIC COULD PASS AS KEWL?
HE DIED IN GOBLET AND THERE HE SHOULD OF STAYED! And Why Did Dakota
Agree 2B In This Dribble, She USED-TO-BE A Great Actress Til' She Joinned w/
Kristen Stewert In What 4-Films? (And Played Joan Jetts GF In RUNAWAYS...WTF?)
All I'm Saying Is Steer Clear Of These Whiny-Ass EMO Documentarys...Seriously!!!
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Ask_Doc_Spock
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Re: Twi Tards
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July 31, 2010, 04:41:54 am »
Quote from: shatteredme3 on July 15, 2010, 05:33:15 am
Quote from: Tiger479 on July 13, 2010, 03:55:42 pm
Quote from: AlpineValleyGirl on July 12, 2010, 11:46:09 pm
kinda, but she had a top rack and a bottom rack
if you get what I mean
Sorry, I'm going to need to see an example pic
Of the sock??? Strange man!!
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iza beizae maekzin britanae mai lavurz!
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Re: Twi Tards
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August 04, 2010, 01:05:46 am »
Quote from: MIDDLE_FINGER on July 16, 2010, 09:51:43 am
Quote from: AlpineValleyGirl on July 12, 2010, 08:18:53 pm
congratulate me on not slapping down one of these idiots over the weekend
who actually tried to get me to join Team Jacob
first off, she had one of those jr. high voices that goes UP and the END of each PHRASE like shes asking a QUESTION? when I tried to tell her I had no interest whatsoever in the movies she begins to EXPLAIN THEM TO ME!!! after failing to stop her by asking her nicely, I rolled my eyes at the other people in the conversation and I tried to walk away. she followed me, still rattling on about vampires and werewolves, etc...
now this would not have been so bad if it was coming out of my 16 year old niece, but this chick was in her late 20's, a college graduate with a serious career in front of her. I finally ended up turning around to her, screaming,
SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT SHIT ALREADY!!!
Wack job for sure!
Hahaha
oh n00z taht would be mei. myselves ahnd ize have it!
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PrimusSucks
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Re: Twi Tards
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Reply #14 on:
August 13, 2010, 11:12:15 am »
Twitards are so stupid they don't even know their precious Jacob is a shapeshifter not a werewolf, I read all four books and it saws more than once that Jacob is not a werewolf, so that makes me laugh when people call him that.
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