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AlpineValleyGirl
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« on: July 12, 2010, 08:18:53 pm »

congratulate me on not slapping down one of these idiots over the weekend
who actually tried to get me to join Team Jacob

first off, she had one of those jr. high voices that goes UP and the END of each PHRASE like shes asking a QUESTION?  when I tried to tell her I had no interest whatsoever in the movies she begins to EXPLAIN THEM TO ME!!!  after failing to stop her by asking her nicely, I rolled my eyes at the other people in the conversation and I tried to walk away.  she followed me, still rattling on about vampires and werewolves, etc...

now this would not have been so bad if it was coming out of my 16 year old niece, but this chick was in her late 20's, a college graduate with a serious career in front of her.  I finally ended up turning around to her, screaming,

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT SHIT ALREADY!!!
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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2010, 09:51:01 pm »

team .357
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« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2010, 09:52:30 pm »

your going to need silver bullets Wink
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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2010, 09:55:22 pm »

Hey AVG nice work!
* Gnomes stands on a stool, leaps in the air and high fives AVG *
I didn't realise you could be so....assertive!
Important question though....was she cute and did she have a nice rack?
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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2010, 11:46:09 pm »

kinda, but she had a top rack and a bottom rack
if you get what I mean
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2010, 12:34:03 am »

i can proudly say that ive never seen the movies or read the books.
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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2010, 10:47:42 am »

i can proudly say that ive never seen the movies or read the books.





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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2010, 03:55:42 pm »

kinda, but she had a top rack and a bottom rack
if you get what I mean

Sorry, I'm going to need to see an example pic Roll Eyes
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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2010, 05:33:15 am »

kinda, but she had a top rack and a bottom rack
if you get what I mean

Sorry, I'm going to need to see an example pic Roll Eyes
Of the sock??? Strange man!!
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« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2010, 08:46:54 am »

durrrrrrr
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« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2010, 09:51:43 am »

congratulate me on not slapping down one of these idiots over the weekend
who actually tried to get me to join Team Jacob

first off, she had one of those jr. high voices that goes UP and the END of each PHRASE like shes asking a QUESTION?  when I tried to tell her I had no interest whatsoever in the movies she begins to EXPLAIN THEM TO ME!!!  after failing to stop her by asking her nicely, I rolled my eyes at the other people in the conversation and I tried to walk away.  she followed me, still rattling on about vampires and werewolves, etc...

now this would not have been so bad if it was coming out of my 16 year old niece, but this chick was in her late 20's, a college graduate with a serious career in front of her.  I finally ended up turning around to her, screaming,

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT SHIT ALREADY!!!

Wack job for sure!
Hahaha
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« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2010, 11:00:39 am »

i can proudly say that ive never seen the movies or read the books.
Same Here, Allthough...My Sister Chris Was RLY INTO IT Since She's Mormon
And So Is Steph Meyer (The Ghey-Books Writer) Chris Even Conned Me And
My Family Into Watching About Half Of The 1st Film Unill It Got Too Ghey 4-Me!
WHY THE HELL WOULD ANY FOOL THINK THAT CEDRIC COULD PASS AS KEWL?
HE DIED IN GOBLET AND THERE HE SHOULD OF STAYED! And Why Did Dakota
Agree 2B In This Dribble, She USED-TO-BE A Great Actress Til' She Joinned w/
Kristen Stewert In What 4-Films? (And Played Joan Jetts GF In RUNAWAYS...WTF?)
All I'm Saying Is Steer Clear Of These Whiny-Ass EMO Documentarys...Seriously!!!
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« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2010, 04:41:54 am »

kinda, but she had a top rack and a bottom rack
if you get what I mean

Sorry, I'm going to need to see an example pic Roll Eyes
Of the sock??? Strange man!!
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« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2010, 01:05:46 am »

congratulate me on not slapping down one of these idiots over the weekend
who actually tried to get me to join Team Jacob

first off, she had one of those jr. high voices that goes UP and the END of each PHRASE like shes asking a QUESTION?  when I tried to tell her I had no interest whatsoever in the movies she begins to EXPLAIN THEM TO ME!!!  after failing to stop her by asking her nicely, I rolled my eyes at the other people in the conversation and I tried to walk away.  she followed me, still rattling on about vampires and werewolves, etc...

now this would not have been so bad if it was coming out of my 16 year old niece, but this chick was in her late 20's, a college graduate with a serious career in front of her.  I finally ended up turning around to her, screaming,

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT SHIT ALREADY!!!

Wack job for sure!
Hahaha
Grin  oh n00z taht would be mei. myselves ahnd ize have it!  Grin
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« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2010, 11:12:15 am »

Twitards are so stupid they don't even know their precious Jacob is a shapeshifter not a werewolf, I read all four books and it saws more than once that Jacob is not a werewolf, so that makes me laugh when people call him that.
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