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FACEBOOK: YOU HAVE 0 FRIENDS...LOL
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FACEBOOK: YOU HAVE 0 FRIENDS...LOL
July 24, 2010, 03:37:35 pm »
After Watching SOUTH PARK...This seemed like a good idea.
You Have 1 New Message From Facebook.com
Are you sure you want to deactivate your account?
Your 0 friends will no longer be able to keep in touch with you.
Nobody will miss you
Why are you deactivating:
Facebook is overated and I have privacy concerns.
Please remember that we always control your personal information and who can see it.
Before you deactivate, take a moment learn more about how piracy works on Facebook.
If there is a question or concern you have, you can address it to the nearest wall.
I get too many emails, party invitations, and strange requests from Facebook.
We control what mail you receive here. Accept it or you will be sorry.
I don't understand how to use Facebook anymore. Un-learn what you have Learned.
You can also find answers from ask.com, as well as other helpful sites.
I spend too much time using Facebook.
One way we control your information on Facebook is to limit the number of friends you have.
That is because you can no longer control what emails you receive here anymore.
I don't find Facebook useful.
You may find Facebook more useful by connecting with new friends from other countries.
Check out our Friend Finder to see who just joinned the site. Also,
check out the Getting Started Guide to get an overview on getting paid to use Facebook.
Don't find the Wall of death particularly useful? Besides our core features,
you can also find zero personality malware built by outside developers.
Check out our Application Directory to find what other crap we have to offer your dumbass.
I don't feel safe on Facebook.
We often alter your privacy settings to make sure you are less protected.
We now allow you to visualize your friends in different but more attractive outfits
in order to share they're desires and other personal information with lots of strange people.
Additionally, most people can see your whole profile and contact you in many unique ways.
This is a temporary setback, which will be fixed soon.
Remember, you can reactivate at any time by logging in with your email and password,
although you must have access to your current login email address.
Also note that your status in any groups and events will not be automatically restored after activation.
Other Please explain further:
TOO MUCH PERSONAL INFO GETS PUT ON THE WEB...THIS IS THE WORST SITE...
So I Fell That The ONLY Thing I Can Do Is Leave And NEVER Return! (Thanks For NOTHING!)
Email: receiving future emails from Facebook.
Note: Even after you deactivate, your friends can still invite you to events,
tag you in photos, or ask you to join groups. Even if you opt out,
you will still receive these email invitations and notifications from your friends.
Your Facebook account has been deactivated, for now.
To reactivate your account, log in using your old login email and password.
Then you will be able to use the site like you used to. We hope you come back soon.
DOC_CABOOSE IZ ALWAYZ LURKIN' IN TEH FORUMS!!
Re: FACEBOOK: YOU HAVE 0 FRIENDS...LOL
Reply #1 on:
August 12, 2010, 05:21:19 am »
This Was ALL TRUE & Also Why I H8 FACEBOOK!
Yes, I Did Leave It...But Can Still Go There & Read/See Things!
Funny How Leaving FaceBook & Exiting One MySpace Profile
Renders Simaliar Responces From BOTH Companys? Hmmmmm...
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