down at the Ozzfest Corner Tap

[MIDDLE_FINGER]

only a little lol

Hmmmmm
Crush?Awwwwww hahahahahaha!

[Gnomez]

Who ate all the pies?

[Tiger479]

There was pie?

WTF, I didnt get any 

[da_wizard]

[....BURP....]
What pies?.....

[AlpineValleyGirl]

they were left over from the American Pie movie marathon earlier this week.
you didn't actually EAT one of those, did you???   

[Tiger479]

HAha, da-wiz ate the one with the hole in the center 

[da_wizard]

"dammit....I thought that "custard" tasted a little off. "
[ da_wizard quickly grabs the bottle of Jack from behind the bar and pounds down 5 huge gulps and follows that up with a huge blast of smoke from his steamroller.]
"there...the Jack will kill the taste in my mouth and the mary jane will help me not fucking care that I just ate spooge."
" ya know what.... I could go for some more pie"

[Tiger479]

I suck at baking pies but I can ball upm some cookie dough   

*Tiger bakes up some some chocolate chip cookies, one batch with pecans, and another with m&m's*

Mmmmm.. Budweiser and cookies 

Turns on tv to see whos rioting next in the Middle East...

[Tiger479]

BUMP.. the keyboard guy is pissing me off.

*Grabs rifle, gets on the roof of the bar and waits for the keyboard fkr to show up*

[da_wizard]

[da_wizard comes walking down the street on his way to the Tap when he spots a mysterious shadow lurking on top of the tavern....he yells at the figure on the roof....."hey you !....what the hell are you doing up there?" instead of a reply da_wizard's baseball cap in knocked off by some unseen force. he bends over and picks it up then he notices that it has a fresh bullet hole in it....da_wizard turns around and gets the fuck outta there...as he turns the corner at the end of the block he looks back just long enough to see an unsuspecting keyboardist get his keyboard shot to bits]

[Tiger479]

My bad wiz.. come on back and we'll have a beer..


Hey. I made cookies 

[da_wizard]

" no prob , Tiger...we all have bad days ,and I didn't really like that hat anyway,"
" what kind of cookies?... chocolate chip?...or maybe oatmeal raisin....or better yet snickerdoodles,"
[da_wiz takes a seat at the bar orders a High Life and a tall cold glass of milk and waits for Tiger to break out da baked goods. ]
" As long as aren't glazed cookies I'll try em....had a incident with a pie earlier this week....not pretty, "

[da_wizard]

[da_wizard sips his beer and wonders to himself.....there is something very familiar about that Prince guy]
" hey ....Prince. you wouldn't happen to be a Steeler fan would you ? "

[MIDDLE_FINGER]

[da_wizard sips his beer and wonders to himself.....there is something very familiar about that Prince guy]
" hey ....Prince. you wouldn't happen to be a Steeler fan would you ? "

We know who the fuck it is.
Forums of dumb ass drama isnt hard to find with this puke all over it.It just has to spill over here and we shall flush the shit again a!
Shall we send the troops again?Hmmmmmm

Da_ Wizard knows well?
All good here Wizard!For now....

[Gnomez]

Hey Prince is okay - he's pretty sharp and witty and good sense of humour
Don't crucify him just yet
We need all the virgins and fresh blood we can get around here.....to throw to the lions