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« Reply #195 on: January 20, 2011, 04:03:05 pm »

only a little lol

Hmmmmm
Crush?Awwwwww hahahahahaha!
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« Reply #196 on: February 17, 2011, 02:16:49 am »

Who ate all the pies?
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« Reply #197 on: February 17, 2011, 08:37:19 pm »

There was pie? Angry

WTF, I didnt get any  Tongue
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« Reply #198 on: February 17, 2011, 08:37:49 pm »

[....BURP....]
What pies?.....
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« Reply #199 on: February 18, 2011, 01:08:37 am »

they were left over from the American Pie movie marathon earlier this week.
you didn't actually EAT one of those, did you???   Shocked
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« Reply #200 on: February 18, 2011, 07:53:08 am »

HAha, da-wiz ate the one with the hole in the center  Lips sealed
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« Reply #201 on: February 21, 2011, 11:27:08 pm »

"dammit....I thought that "custard" tasted a little off. "
[ da_wizard quickly grabs the bottle of Jack from behind the bar and pounds down 5 huge gulps and follows that up with a huge blast of smoke from his steamroller.]
"there...the Jack will kill the taste in my mouth and the mary jane will help me not fucking care that I just ate spooge."
" ya know what.... I could go for some more pie"
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« Reply #202 on: February 22, 2011, 12:57:35 pm »

I suck at baking pies but I can ball upm some cookie dough   Wink

*Tiger bakes up some some chocolate chip cookies, one batch with pecans, and another with m&m's*

Mmmmm.. Budweiser and cookies  Tongue

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« Reply #203 on: February 23, 2011, 08:23:31 am »

BUMP.. the keyboard guy is pissing me off.

*Grabs rifle, gets on the roof of the bar and waits for the keyboard fkr to show up*
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« Reply #204 on: February 23, 2011, 09:52:43 pm »

[da_wizard comes walking down the street on his way to the Tap when he spots a mysterious shadow lurking on top of the tavern....he yells at the figure on the roof....."hey you !....what the hell are you doing up there?" instead of a reply da_wizard's baseball cap in knocked off by some unseen force. he bends over and picks it up then he notices that it has a fresh bullet hole in it....da_wizard turns around and gets the fuck outta there...as he turns the corner at the end of the block he looks back just long enough to see an unsuspecting keyboardist get his keyboard shot to bits]
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« Reply #205 on: February 24, 2011, 10:41:38 pm »

My bad wiz.. come on back and we'll have a beer..


Hey. I made cookies  Shocked
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« Reply #206 on: February 24, 2011, 10:57:23 pm »

" no prob , Tiger...we all have bad days ,and I didn't really like that hat anyway,"
" what kind of cookies?... chocolate chip?...or maybe oatmeal raisin....or better yet snickerdoodles,"
[da_wiz takes a seat at the bar orders a High Life and a tall cold glass of milk and waits for Tiger to break out da baked goods. Grin]
" As long as aren't glazed cookies I'll try em....had a incident with a pie earlier this week....not pretty, Tongue"
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« Reply #207 on: February 24, 2011, 11:25:39 pm »

[da_wizard sips his beer and wonders to himself.....there is something very familiar about that Prince guy]
" hey ....Prince. you wouldn't happen to be a Steeler fan would you ? "
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« Reply #208 on: February 25, 2011, 12:22:58 am »

[da_wizard sips his beer and wonders to himself.....there is something very familiar about that Prince guy]
" hey ....Prince. you wouldn't happen to be a Steeler fan would you ? "

We know who the fuck it is.
Forums of dumb ass drama isnt hard to find with this puke all over it.It just has to spill over here and we shall flush the shit again a!
Shall we send the troops again?Hmmmmmm

Da_ Wizard knows well?
All good here Wizard!For now....
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« Reply #209 on: February 25, 2011, 12:29:52 am »

Hey Prince is okay - he's pretty sharp and witty and good sense of humour
Don't crucify him just yet
We need all the virgins and fresh blood we can get around here.....to throw to the lions Smiley
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