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« Reply #255 on: March 24, 2011, 08:23:35 am »

Nigger toe bouncer Roll Eyes

You say you would like the Nigger toe in your ass?
Sad boy...My My My...
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« Reply #256 on: March 24, 2011, 09:38:55 pm »

It is really sad to see what has become of the Ozzfest Forums. Trolls , clones and mindless pieces of human excrement litter the threads of this once fun and engaging website.Sure , we've always had these no life idiots hanging around, but they are taking over.
 Can I ask a favor of all the "normal regulars" and I use that term loosely. If you just ignore the trolls and the like they will get bored and go away. and when I say ignore , I mean DON'T RESPOND TO ANY OF THIER POSTS, DON'T EVEN OPEN ANY THREADS THEY HAVE AUTHORED , DON'T REFER TO THEM IN ANY OF YOUR POSTS.....PRETEND THEY DON'T EVEN EXIST.  and ya know what they will go away...they will get bored and go away. and if they don't....let them waste their time insulting , bragging , and just out right being assholes to no one because as far as I'm concerned they aren't worth my time or yours.
[da_wizard tips a cold one and wonders if anyone will listen to him]
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« Reply #257 on: March 24, 2011, 10:39:43 pm »

* gnomez flicks peanut off the bar and hits Da Wiz in the forehead *
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« Reply #258 on: March 24, 2011, 10:46:58 pm »

hey....at least I got a response
[ da_wiz hops off his barstool and heads out for the night.....as he leaves the bar he throws bar rag in Gnomez's general direction...just missing the Kiwi by a inch....]
 
" you're lucky I'm pissed up Gmomezy , or I would have got ya right between da eyes,"
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« Reply #259 on: March 25, 2011, 06:38:05 am »

hey....at least I got a response
[ da_wiz hops off his barstool and heads out for the night.....as he leaves the bar he throws bar rag in Gnomez's general direction...just missing the Kiwi by a inch....]
 
" you're lucky I'm pissed up Gmomezy , or I would have got ya right between da eyes,"

Hahaha!
He likes it right between the eyes you say? Nuts? Hmmmmmmm

I never knew!
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« Reply #260 on: March 25, 2011, 07:56:23 pm »

hey....at least I got a response
[ da_wiz hops off his barstool and heads out for the night.....as he leaves the bar he throws bar rag in Gnomez's general direction...just missing the Kiwi by a inch....]
 
" you're lucky I'm pissed up Gmomezy , or I would have got ya right between da eyes,"


* gnomez grabs bar rag in mid-flight, raises it over his face, wrings it out and drains a handle full of
Lager/Draught/Pinot/Shiraz/Jim Beam blend.....mmmmm yummy *
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« Reply #261 on: March 26, 2011, 09:23:10 am »

Hey, is that the rag I wiped the floor with?  Tongue
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« Reply #262 on: March 28, 2011, 07:04:29 pm »

* Gnomez starts taking off his clothes in the middle of the bar *
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« Reply #263 on: March 28, 2011, 09:10:32 pm »

* Gnomez starts taking off his clothes in the middle of the bar *

There must have been some good shit in that rag.....
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« Reply #264 on: March 28, 2011, 11:16:21 pm »

gnomez saw the word STRIPPER and went crazy
unfortunately, the only one I could find was a stripping clown
and that woulda freaked da-wizard out (he hates clowns)

{pulls out yellow pages again, now looks under "Belly Dancers"}

he's close to 3000 posts.  bet he sneaks it in while we're all asleep . . .
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« Reply #265 on: March 29, 2011, 06:58:09 am »

gnomez saw the word STRIPPER and went crazy
unfortunately, the only one I could find was a stripping clown
and that woulda freaked da-wizard out (he hates clowns)

{pulls out yellow pages again, now looks under "Belly Dancers"}

he's close to 3000 posts.  bet he sneaks it in while we're all asleep . . .

Wonder what his 3000 post will be.

Make it a classic!!I dont think he even knows yet!

Speech!! Speech!! Speech!!
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« Reply #266 on: March 29, 2011, 08:50:59 pm »

If we're giving him a party here's my gift..
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« Reply #267 on: April 08, 2011, 09:50:17 pm »

I still owe him a belly dance

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« Reply #268 on: April 09, 2011, 07:27:00 am »

*Tiger walks in the door. No one here but fkn spambots, how the hell did this happen?* *In a matter of seconds Tiger cleans house and pulls up a chair at the bar and sips his coffee.*

This place already looked like hell now theres blood on the floor. Someone partied hard lastnight.  Shocked 
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« Reply #269 on: April 09, 2011, 12:55:57 pm »

Yeah,
Fucking retard pedo head is at it again!

LiveDD/Liveaids/LOLZ needs to fucking give it up.
Pulls out 45 and drops the turd.

Done!
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