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« Reply #60 on: October 13, 2010, 12:33:53 am »

Molson XXX is 7% alcohol.....and it`s great with cheese. Grin
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« Reply #61 on: October 13, 2010, 05:54:12 am »

"CHEERS FOF.....heres to a great week and even better weekend"
[ da_wizard grabs a handful of pretzels out of a bowl on the bar and shoves them in his maw]
" hey....are pretzels supposed to be chewy? "
Yes....Yes they are. You didnt just see that dude they arrested who was peeing in cups and leaving it up on the bar in here did you?
(fact:...they just caught some nut doing that this week at the house of blues in cali) Shocked
that was totally me. NO ONE PUTS ME ON A DIET! NO ONE! YOU HEAR ME!
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« Reply #62 on: October 13, 2010, 01:55:54 pm »

* walks in for the third time today, gets himself a beer and wonders where the hell everybodys at*

* walks over to the jukebox, kicks a rat across the floor with his boot, the rat gets up looks at Tiger and squeezes into a hole in the wall. Heavy metal rats are tough little bastards he thinks*

 
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« Reply #63 on: October 14, 2010, 07:19:32 am »

Gnomez walls in...women swoon and fall at his feet...men turn away in fear....
Gnomez strides to the bar and winks at the bar lady....
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AlpineValleyGirl
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« Reply #64 on: October 14, 2010, 07:59:23 pm »

but he's so soused he doesn't realize its a blow-up doll propped up behind the bar
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« Reply #65 on: October 16, 2010, 05:14:02 am »

and we all sing...100 bottles of beer on the wall.....
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« Reply #66 on: October 16, 2010, 03:28:18 pm »

Gnomez keeps chatting up the inflatable bar lady....thinking he's onto a winner
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« Reply #67 on: October 16, 2010, 03:49:57 pm »

In the hall way leading to the bathroom Tiger puts up a "Missing persons" board.

Pins up picture of Catzzz, Jazzy, hmmm who else......
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« Reply #68 on: October 16, 2010, 09:16:45 pm »

I thinks the missing persons list would be way too long....
We'd have more success with a list of the remaining regular posters here
...in no particular order....and don't be offended if I missed you....

Gnomez
Tiger
Da wizard
Wizard of Oz
Mini me
Kissfan
AVG
Steviestrong
Mantooth
Ministrymember69
Deputy Potato aka Primusfan
Franky
Crazy I's
FoF (late nites only)

And most recently AWOL:
Fdarkbladeus
Miss C
Zaktar
Torture Queen
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« Reply #69 on: October 17, 2010, 12:15:58 am »

Ok FOF....leave pass accepted....I'll move ewe back up the list
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« Reply #70 on: October 17, 2010, 11:45:33 am »

I try to stop in every day....just to see the couple of posts that happen daily.....the site is a mere shadow of itself, but I still like coming in and see whats shaking.
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« Reply #71 on: October 18, 2010, 10:25:07 am »

I thinks the missing persons list would be way too long....
We'd have more success with a list of the remaining regular posters here
...in no particular order....and don't be offended if I missed you....

Gnomez
Tiger
Da wizard
Wizard of Oz
Mini me
Kissfan
AVG
Steviestrong
Mantooth
Ministrymember69
Deputy Potato aka Primusfan
Franky
Crazy I's
FoF (late nites only)

And most recently AWOL:
Fdarkbladeus
Miss C
Zaktar
Torture Queen


Heyy.. just why the hell am-i NOT on THIS list sheepfucker?  Undecided
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« Reply #72 on: October 18, 2010, 12:55:30 pm »

You've been U.A. alittle longer than the others noted  Wink
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« Reply #73 on: October 18, 2010, 02:17:06 pm »

But you already are on the list Ask Doc
Spock..........think about it :: finger
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« Reply #74 on: October 18, 2010, 03:13:22 pm »

I thinks the missing persons list would be way too long....
We'd have more success with a list of the remaining regular posters here
...in no particular order....and don't be offended if I missed you....

Gnomez
Tiger
Da wizard
Wizard of Oz
Mini me
Kissfan
AVG
Steviestrong
Mantooth
Ministrymember69
Deputy Potato aka Primusfan
Franky
Crazy I's
FoF (late nites only)

And most recently AWOL:
Fdarkbladeus
Miss C
Zaktar
Torture Queen

*waves*
hey guys, i'm still alive just busy tcb..... thought i'd pop in and see how the place is doing.....
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