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« Reply #450 on: September 07, 2011, 10:32:58 am »

My daughters want to make a little extra $$$  maybe we could hire them to tidy up this place and cook and serve us up some decent food around here since the rats finished off what was left laying around.
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« Reply #451 on: September 08, 2011, 11:45:00 pm »

this weekend's special

RAT SALAD!
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« Reply #452 on: September 12, 2011, 02:19:13 pm »

Dammit....I missed TQ by a few days....I was gunna ask her for a slow dance next time I saw her at The Corner Tap....and because I'm vertically challenged my face would have rested right on her boobies
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« Reply #453 on: September 12, 2011, 02:28:22 pm »

This place is so quiet I could stand here nude and no one would know or care....




Fuck it I'm gunna do it.....





....zipppppp!
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« Reply #454 on: September 12, 2011, 07:16:57 pm »

{pops in a blank CD into the drawer, closes it
hits RECORD on the video surveillance system}
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« Reply #455 on: September 13, 2011, 07:01:33 am »

This place is so quiet I could stand here nude and no one would know or care....




Fuck it I'm gunna do it.....





....zipppppp!

We do it all the time!
How do you think we get free rounds off the house!!

Get Some!
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« Reply #456 on: September 13, 2011, 07:32:03 am »

*walks in, gets a beer*

"Hey, I wonder whats on this blank dvd thats on the table"Huh??

*puts in dvd player*


*throws up all over self*
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« Reply #457 on: September 13, 2011, 11:17:54 am »

Dammit....I missed TQ by a few days....I was gunna ask her for a slow dance next time I saw her at The Corner Tap....and because I'm vertically challenged my face would have rested right on her boobies

if you ever end up in here at the same time i am then why not....


lol gnomezie, they caught you on disc...  i always make sure the surveillence cameras are off before i chill out in the nude.
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« Reply #458 on: September 13, 2011, 06:55:41 pm »

Right....I'm just going to sit here until you come back....
Shit it's awefully cold in here with no clothes on
Oh hi Tiger!!!
Fancy a game of nude snooker?
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« Reply #459 on: September 13, 2011, 09:30:54 pm »

howzabout some naked rugby?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/5600836/Nude-Blacks-take-on-Spains-finest

scroll thru the photos, #4 is hilarious!
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« Reply #460 on: September 14, 2011, 10:52:57 am »

Naked Rugby hellz yeah  Shocked

Girls vs Guys, out back in 10 minutes..



Gnomez, if you keep playing with that its going to fall off.
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« Reply #461 on: September 15, 2011, 09:11:23 am »

well what are we waiting for, however i have a feeling that the girls are going to greatly outnumbered by the guys.
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« Reply #462 on: September 20, 2011, 10:48:12 pm »

( da_wiz takes down the "FOR SALE" sign out front of the Tap)
don't sell this place just yet....I had a vision last night....I think that old man Ozzy just might have one more Fest in him  and he will be bringing along a few old mates with him....I really think we will see Sabbath next summer headlining one last Ozzfest.....Tony , Geezer , and Bill will once again join the madman for one last go around.....it will the must see concert event of the summer of 2012 including some huge supporting talent.....but I will also predict that it will mark the retirement for the Ozzman.....he will have come full circle.....finishing his career with an awesome final release with his old band mates and finally settling down ....even the wicked must rest.....here's to Ozzy....his career may come to an end one day, but his music will live on forever...CHEERS
( da_wiz sits down at his favorite bar stool ..sips his beer ...and wonders if his dream was a glimpse into reality or he just smoked some really good shit last night)
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« Reply #463 on: September 20, 2011, 11:04:08 pm »

{sidles up to the bar, starts laying out Tarot cards in three card readings}

The Hermit, The Hanged Man, Four of Wands ................  hmmmm.

Queen of Cups, Ten of Wands, The Emperor  ...............   uh oh.

The Empress, Six of Pentacles, Eight of Cups ...............  that's better


I think da-wiz is on to something.  should we pull out the Ouija Board to double check?
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« Reply #464 on: September 20, 2011, 11:22:48 pm »

(da-wiz pulls out his spirit board from under the pinball machine)
" don't ask why i have that stashed there.....long story",
(he places the board on the bar and asks a guestion)
" oh ghosts of the afterworld , ask of thee to let me know if my vision will come true"
(he and Alpine stare intently at the board waiting for a sign or movement)
" oh dark demons of the underworld....will you answer my question?"
( suddenly the jukebox lights up and starts playing "Black Sabbath"...the menacing tritone reverberates through the Tap)
" Well.....there is your answer Alpine....now it's time for me to leave"
(da_wiz bolts for the door as an unusual mist floats along the floor of the bar...and weird growls come from the cellar)
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