down at the Ozzfest Corner Tap

[Gnomez]

That ship is breaking apart
Seriously it's 12km off the beach where I live
We can see it on the horizon
70 containers are in the water so far and there's a shit load of oil hitting the beach where I take my daughter after work and in the weekend
It makes me fucking sick - seriously it's a fucking disaster
Containers are expected to wash up on the beach where I live
The useless captain cut the corner trying to
Get in to port quickly which is why he hit the reef
Check out NZ Herald or Stuff or Bay of Plenty Times or TVNZ websites
It's all across the news

[AlpineValleyGirl]

http://surf.co.nz/reports/external/?cam=Papamoa

not sure if I can see it offshore in this webcam shot, or try the Omanu Beach, position 7 camera

lots of beach activity at Papamoa - is that you on position 2 camera?

I love stalking Gnomez from the other side of the world

[da_wizard]

[da-wizard walks into the tap takes a look around....]
"yup....just as I figured....nobody around , and i was going to buy a round....guess I'm drinking alone tonight,"
[ da_wiz orders a double shot of Jack and High Life ]
" here's to me....and my divorce being final today....and here's to a new chapter in my life,"
[he tips his shot back and takes a sip of his beer ....takes a moment to refect and smiles]
" a couple months ago i thought this day would be the worse day of my life....but right now i'm happier than i've ever been in my entire life....what difference 7 weeks makes....thanks Beautiful, you make life worth living,"
[ he downs the rest of his beer gets off his barstool and heads out the door]

[Tiger479]

11-11-11.... National Metal Day, Veterans Day, and a Black Sabbath announcement!!!

It's going to be one hell of a day....and weekend 

*Tiger pulls up a stoll and grabs a beer*

Where the hell is everybody??? I'm pretty sure things will liven up here pretty soon.

*double checks the shotgun behind the bar*

Who didnt flush the damn toilet!!!!

[Gnomez]

....Gnomez hops up from his snooze on the snooker table and peels off his green felt ghillie suit.....
I knew you fuckers wouldnt see my lying there.....
.......He puts on his White porcelain ghillie suit and heads to the ladies toilet to blend in.....

[Tiger479]

*Kicks the door open with flamethrower in hand and goes to work on the spammers.*

The sunsabitches are everywhere, like fkn cock roaches!!

[ministrymember99]

*MM99 Walks into tap*
"So many burned carcasses..."
*Walks to usual spot in the back, cleans off spammer ash*
"AH... its nice to be back!"
"I wonder if theyve started serving food yet..."
*Takes nap until waitress arrives*

[Crazy_eyes]

I smoked pot and watched porn.

[da_wizard]

christ....there is a inch of dust on the bar.....this place has been empty for a month....hmmmm i wander if that bowl of popcorn is still good?

[da_wizard]

calling all douchbag trolls and clones....a dollar to the first that makes some lame ass cocksucking or buttsecks reference....because thats always fresh and original.....ya fucking morons

[Gnomez]

You're a cocksucker Da Wiz
Now where is my fucking dollar u homo?

[da_wizard]

Gnomez...you fucking bum bandit...you don't count

[da_wizard]

( da_wiz takes down the "FOR SALE" sign out front of the Tap)
don't sell this place just yet....I had a vision last night....I think that old man Ozzy just might have one more Fest in him  and he will be bringing along a few old mates with him....I really think we will see Sabbath next summer headlining one last Ozzfest.....Tony , Geezer , and Bill will once again join the madman for one last go around.....it will the must see concert event of the summer of 2012 including some huge supporting talent.....but I will also predict that it will mark the retirement for the Ozzman.....he will have come full circle.....finishing his career with an awesome final release with his old band mates and finally settling down ....even the wicked must rest.....here's to Ozzy....his career may come to an end one day, but his music will live on forever...CHEERS
( da_wiz sits down at his favorite bar stool ..sips his beer ...and wonders if his dream was a glimpse into reality or he just smoked some really good shit last night)

it will be a reality ....it will be

[Tiger479]

"Bum Bandit" lol....

[Tiger479]

Even the rats are dying. You not paying the bills around here again Wiz??? What the hell happened, the doors been chained up for weeks!  The fridge has been raided but theres a dusty bottle of "Old Crow" under the sink..
* takes a swig, and pours the rest in a bowl for the rats.*