Pun Of The Day

[Skull And Crossbones]

I have excellent hygiene.  I'm really anal when it comes to wiping my ass.

[Raiderman]

I have excellent hygiene.  I'm really anal when it comes to wiping my ass.

back to front to back or front to back to front?

[Skull And Crossbones]

I have excellent hygiene.  I'm really anal when it comes to wiping my ass.

back to front to back or front to back to front?

i dont know......uhhh..........both i guess lol.  gotta search for them clingons ya know?  lol

[Mantooth]

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

[MsCeeAngel]

Ye who laughs last laughs the best laugh!

[Skull And Crossbones]

someone who is constipated cannot be scared shitless.

[da_wizard]

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.

[AlpineValleyGirl]

a friend of mine told me he had just bought a Ford Probe.  I told him I hoped he didn't pay up the ass for it.

[Skull And Crossbones]

a friend of mine told me he had just bought a Ford Probe.  I told him I hoped he didn't pay up the ass for it.

  nice!  lol

[AlpineValleyGirl]

they say the pattern on a whale's tail
is as distinctive as a human fingerprint
OR IS THAT JUST A FLUKE???

[Skull And Crossbones]

Don't believe what a fly tells you, they're usually full of crap.

[AlpineValleyGirl]

does Steel Wool
come from mEtulZ shEEp?

i miss catz

[Skull And Crossbones]

does Steel Wool
come from mEtulZ shEEp?

i miss catz

that was a good one LOL

[Skull And Crossbones]

girls who use vibrators are constantly getting shafted.

[Mantooth]

Okay, why can't a chicken lay a loaf of bread? She ain't got the crust!