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Skull And Crossbones
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« on: September 08, 2010, 04:40:35 am »

I have excellent hygiene.  I'm really anal when it comes to wiping my ass.
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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2010, 04:43:49 am »

I have excellent hygiene.  I'm really anal when it comes to wiping my ass.
back to front to back or front to back to front? Embarrassed
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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2010, 04:49:32 am »

I have excellent hygiene.  I'm really anal when it comes to wiping my ass.
back to front to back or front to back to front? Embarrassed

i dont know......uhhh..........both i guess lol.  gotta search for them clingons ya know?  lol
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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2010, 06:05:05 pm »

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. Grin
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2010, 06:14:38 pm »

Ye who laughs last laughs the best laugh! Grin
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« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2010, 08:28:36 pm »

someone who is constipated cannot be scared shitless.
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« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2010, 09:45:50 pm »



A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.
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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2010, 10:23:03 pm »

a friend of mine told me he had just bought a Ford Probe.  I told him I hoped he didn't pay up the ass for it.
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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2010, 04:10:23 pm »

a friend of mine told me he had just bought a Ford Probe.  I told him I hoped he didn't pay up the ass for it.

 Cheesy nice!  lol
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« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2010, 10:26:57 pm »

they say the pattern on a whale's tail
is as distinctive as a human fingerprint
OR IS THAT JUST A FLUKE???

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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2010, 09:10:22 pm »

Don't believe what a fly tells you, they're usually full of crap.
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« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2010, 03:21:58 am »

does Steel Wool
come from mEtulZ shEEp?

i miss catz
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« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2010, 08:37:37 pm »

does Steel Wool
come from mEtulZ shEEp?

i miss catz

that was a good one LOL
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« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2010, 08:42:16 pm »

girls who use vibrators are constantly getting shafted.
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« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2010, 07:45:08 am »

Okay, why can't a chicken lay a loaf of bread? She ain't got the crust! Grin
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