Pun Of The Day

[AlpineValleyGirl]

did you hear about the guy who lost his hot dog business?
I guess he just couldn't cut the mustard

[Skull And Crossbones]

Are funny cows called a laughing stock?

[AlpineValleyGirl]

Are funny cows called a laughing stock?

[Mantooth]

I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politian I would be honest.

[Ask_Doc_Spock]

If a woman gets undressed and no one's peeking through her window, is she still nekkid?

[MsCeeAngel]

Oohh... Quotes 2 ponder? Not!

[Skull And Crossbones]

If you get pissed at a donkey and slapped it, then you just smacked that ass.

[AlpineValleyGirl]

then there was the green onion
who became a big hip-hop star
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome . .
DJ Rap Scallion!!

[Skull And Crossbones]

then there was the green onion
who became a big hip-hop star
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome . .
DJ Rap Scallion!!

this one was OK, i expect better from you though lol.

[AlpineValleyGirl]

we almost went to the salad bar this weekend
but they wouldn't lettuce

better?

[Skull And Crossbones]

nah, thats not really a pun.  thats just 2 words that sound the same as lettuce if you say them fast enough.

[Skull And Crossbones]

An iron is a very impressive invention.

[AlpineValleyGirl]

nah, thats not really a pun.  thats just 2 words that sound the same as lettuce if you say them fast enough.

JEEZ!  tough crowd! - fine, so I went to the pro's for this one;

Did you hear about the man who sent ten different puns to friends, in the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.


Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

[AlpineValleyGirl]

or the music store that had a sale on percussion instruments?

they're trying to drum up business   

[Skull And Crossbones]

or the music store that had a sale on percussion instruments?

they're trying to drum up business   

better