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« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2010, 06:49:05 pm »

did you hear about the guy who lost his hot dog business?
I guess he just couldn't cut the mustard
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« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2010, 06:58:59 pm »

Are funny cows called a laughing stock?
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« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2010, 07:46:00 pm »

Are funny cows called a laughing stock?

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« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2010, 03:46:25 pm »

I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politian I would be honest. Grin
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« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2010, 04:25:08 pm »

If a woman gets undressed and no one's peeking through her window, is she still nekkid? Wink
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« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2010, 03:27:10 am »

Oohh... Quotes 2 ponder? Not!
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« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2010, 07:54:30 pm »

If you get pissed at a donkey and slapped it, then you just smacked that ass.
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« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2010, 09:55:46 pm »

then there was the green onion
who became a big hip-hop star
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome . .
DJ Rap Scallion!!
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« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2010, 09:53:57 am »

then there was the green onion
who became a big hip-hop star
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome . .
DJ Rap Scallion!!

this one was OK, i expect better from you though lol.
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« Reply #24 on: October 18, 2010, 08:59:19 pm »

we almost went to the salad bar this weekend
but they wouldn't lettuce

better?
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« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2010, 01:03:27 pm »

nah, thats not really a pun.  thats just 2 words that sound the same as lettuce if you say them fast enough.
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« Reply #26 on: October 22, 2010, 01:05:57 pm »

An iron is a very impressive invention.
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« Reply #27 on: October 22, 2010, 06:01:29 pm »

nah, thats not really a pun.  thats just 2 words that sound the same as lettuce if you say them fast enough.

JEEZ!  tough crowd! - fine, so I went to the pro's for this one;

Did you hear about the man who sent ten different puns to friends, in the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.


Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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« Reply #28 on: October 27, 2010, 10:22:41 pm »

or the music store that had a sale on percussion instruments?

they're trying to drum up business    Wink
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« Reply #29 on: October 28, 2010, 10:14:40 am »

or the music store that had a sale on percussion instruments?

they're trying to drum up business    Wink

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