JOKE OF THE DAY

[AlpineValleyGirl]

the previous joke was intended for Gnomez.....any use of this joke without written permission is strictly prohibited ....thank you

Ooops, Sorry!  my baaa-aad
{shoves a few coins into the Fund to Send Gnomez to Kobe for Ozzfest donation box}

[kissfan77]

joke of the day: KISS line-up

danzigs micro tour bus running out of gas before he gets to dallas....brother

[stevenstrong]

joke of the day part.2: those guys that pretend to be ACE n them...but aint....braaaaatherrrrr!!

(presses detonator)

[Gnomez]

Two Indian guys get invited to a fancy dress party
The theme is EMOTIONS
One puts his cock in a bowl of custard while the other drills a hole and shoves his cock into a ripe peach
They go to the party
The host opens the door and says OMG what have you come as?!
The first guy says "I am Fucking Dis-gusted" and the other guy says "I am
deep in Dis-Pear"

[kissfan77]

flying in a 757 ..passin by the pearly gates

[stevenstrong]

maidenz flight attendants are pieces of ass.
oh yeah i forgot my joke bcuz im hi

[Skull And Crossbones]

A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose "Carmen". "What's your name?" she asked. He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."

  LOL!  AWESOME!  Queen wins this thread!  LOL

[kissfan77]

i have electric cable and internet but no cell phone ...dose that make me part amish

[stevenstrong]

"bare on the range" pt.13 brought to you by AMISH PRODUCTIONZ, directed by Rusty Jivers, behind the scenes feature includes .357 sitting on the toilet.

[stevenstrong]

(Punts gnomes down field)