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« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2010, 09:58:53 pm »

the previous joke was intended for Gnomez.....any use of this joke without written permission is strictly prohibited ....thank you
Ooops, Sorry!  my baaa-aad
{shoves a few coins into the Fund to Send Gnomez to Kobe for Ozzfest donation box}
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« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2010, 05:44:14 pm »

joke of the day: KISS line-up
danzigs micro tour bus running out of gas before he gets to dallas....brother
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« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2010, 09:24:15 pm »

joke of the day part.2: those guys that pretend to be ACE n them...but aint....braaaaatherrrrr!!

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« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2010, 10:39:27 pm »

Two Indian guys get invited to a fancy dress party
The theme is EMOTIONS
One puts his cock in a bowl of custard while the other drills a hole and shoves his cock into a ripe peach
They go to the party
The host opens the door and says OMG what have you come as?!
The first guy says "I am Fucking Dis-gusted" and the other guy says "I am
deep in Dis-Pear"
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« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2010, 08:44:54 pm »

flying in a 757 ..passin by the pearly gates
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« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2010, 07:44:14 pm »

maidenz flight attendants are pieces of ass.
oh yeah i forgot my joke bcuz im hi
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« Reply #21 on: October 28, 2010, 10:27:37 am »

A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose "Carmen". "What's your name?" she asked. He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."



 Cheesy Cheesy LOL!  AWESOME!  Queen wins this thread!  LOL
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« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2010, 12:27:55 am »

i have electric cable and internet but no cell phone ...dose that make me part amish
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« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2010, 10:00:42 pm »

"bare on the range" pt.13 brought to you by AMISH PRODUCTIONZ, directed by Rusty Jivers, behind the scenes feature includes .357 sitting on the toilet.
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« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2010, 11:41:23 am »

(Punts gnomes down field)
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