My ideal Ozzfest 2011

[f_darkbladeus]

Concerts like these work, it was packed. According to Wikipedia,

"The official attendance was 40,000 for both days (32,000 in 2006)."

That's alot of people.

IMHO, fuck the death metal shit. I know a HUGE number of people who were completely turned off by the lineup last year. Many thought it was the worst lineup they'd ever heard of for a big concert. As in FLUSH!!! I couldn't even give away the $10 tickets.

THAT my friends, though it might upset you in your personal preferences, IS THE GOD HONEST TRUTH. If Ozzy has the bands you are discussing here, you'll likely be with a couple hundred others and Blasko looking abashed in a huge venue. NOBODY will come.

Blasko needs to stop managing who comes to the festival. His choices (mainly obvious since most of the bands were either Mercenary Management bands OR had played concerts with them) SUCKED.

In CA, walking around, a BUNCH of people were saying how the bands sucked. They were horrible! They responded to Drowning Pool, Black Label Society, Nonpoint, so-so to Halford, Motley Crue, and Ozzy.

The only thing that redeemed the festival for everyone I talked to WAS OZZY. He just put on one hell of a show. Everyone was buzzing over it, even my son who used to roll his eyes at me when I played his music. He was very impressed.

[f_darkbladeus]

 

*** Obviously the real question of the hour is whether Sharon can be bothered to manage her husbands music career anymore. She put NOTHING into the festival last year and it showed. If I were Ozzy I'd be looking into getting a new manager.

Fuck Sharon.

ps> She is so fucking idiotic. I hope Ozzy makes her fucking eat shit for saying what she said in Extreme and in the press about "affair" recently. I'm sure Ozzy was asserting independence from her and she had to snap the fucking rubber band of his insecurities. I have NO IDEA why Ozzy would be jealous of that woman who is UGLY INSIDE to the core AT ALL. Jesus...the woman is about as attractive as a fucking dyke. She has him so fricking brainwashed thinking he'd die without her - I cannot even BELIEVE it. Stockholm Syndrome BIG TIME.

Ozzy's getting old enough now that with the advent of AIDS drugs he could fuck his brains out on the thousands of women who'd jump at the chance and live his life out just fine. So he'd not have to worry if the old fucking leather hag doesn't want to play "hide the fucking sausage" or whatever he calls it. I'm not talking whores, but lovely, clean, beautiful, healthy, GOOD women.

Fuck that old hagbag.

~Thank you. Good night. Elvis has left the building.

[AlpineValleyGirl]

promise?

[the_berzerker]

I havent been on in a good bit  but heres my lineup.
   Main Stage
Ozzy
Motorhead
Marilyn Manson
Black Label Society
Five Finger Deat Punch
Nevermore

    Side Stage
Iced Earth
Fear Factory   
Crowbar
   Rotating bands
Children of Bodom
Amon Amarth
Toxic Holocaust
Belphegor
Straight Line Stitch
Finntroll
Swallow the Sun
Agalloch       

[Gnomez]

Whoa Fblade chill out
What's up your arse?
Why so aggro?

[Gnomez]

Crikey F-Bladeus what did you get for Christmas?
A box of new font colours for your posts?

[Painkiller90]

There's a multitude of bands I'd like. I'll just list all the bands I'd like for both main stage and second stage.

Main Stage:

Black Sabbath (reunion with Ozzy)
White Zombie (reunion)
Slayer
Metallica
Megadeth
Judas Priest
Rammstein
Godsmack
Korn

Second Stage:

Mudvayne
Coal Chamber (reunion)
Cannibal Corpse
Skeletonwitch
Kingdom of Sorrow

[MsCeeAngel]

I agree with most of what Pain above says. Give or take a few.

[Painkiller90]

I think Cannibal Corpse on second stage would be a must. I've always wanted to see them live, and they would really create a great environment for Ozzfest. I hope to god that they don't bring back Drowning Pool. Honestly, they were the worst act on second stage.

[CaptinMetal420]

Main Stage
Black Sabbath
Judas Priest
Motorhead
Carcass
Blind Guardian
Iced Earth
Firewind

Second Stage
At The Gates
Amon Amarth
Arch Enemy
Demons & Wizards
Children Of Bodom

Rotating
Swashbuckle or Alestorm
Cripper
Into Eternity
Toxic Holocaust

[ministrymember99]

Other than the obvious choices (Sabbath, Priest, etc) Id like to see a bunch of solo acts at an ozzfest kind of like the texas destination ozzfest... but better acts.
Tipton
GZR
Bill Ward
Alien Jourgensen
Arms of the sun
Kill Devil Hill
lard
triptykon

and then maybe some forgotten bands
cadaver
count raven
acid bath (reunion and tribute to dead member)

some classic acts like
Deep Purple
Black Country Communion (god how I long to see them)
living loud

and then some heavier... "younger" music
wasting the day
mechanism
vader
cannibal corpse

and then some foreign acts
rammstein
moi dix mois



and then anything with devin townshend... ANYTHIIIIINNG!!!!!!!

[chrisb12]

Good ideal line ups. I think if METALLICA was in the line up it would be awesome. Check out their new live vinyl.
http://www.youtube.com/bsmvids#p/u/0/NdkJIXpPIak

[im4evaozzyfan]

i just hope they announce dates way sooner then they did last year kills me to wait that long

[ministrymember99]

Good ideal line ups. I think if METALLICA was in the line up it would be awesome. Check out their new live vinyl.
http://www.youtube.com/bsmvids#p/u/0/NdkJIXpPIak

I rather not, I saw the live in bulgaria thing and they blew.

[megafuck]

It would all be one massive general admission stage.

Ozzy band obviously, but with Gus G and Tony Iommi sharing guitar duties.
Megadeth
Slayer
Dream Theater
Testament
Iced Earth
Exodus
Melechesh
Revocation
The Absence
Holy Grail
After The Burial