HomeNewsTour DatesBandsHistoryOzzfest StoreOzTVPhotosForum
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
News: Welcome Back!
 
   Home   Help Search Login Register  
Pages: [1] 2 3   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: There's a damn-dirty Opossum lurking in my back yard at night  (Read 11088 times)
Tiger479
Stranger in an even stranger land
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 1297



View Profile
« on: October 18, 2010, 09:10:33 pm »

 Now I know why my do barks art night. Last night he was really pissed so I go see WTF is going on and the little fkr is eating my dogs food. He wasn't too happy to see me, or the shovel in my hand. He go away, but I'm sure he'll be back  Angry
Logged
Gnomez
Village Idiot... and Lover of Sheep...
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 3337



View Profile
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2010, 09:20:34 pm »

Dirty little fucker
Logged
AlpineValleyGirl
I Get Things Done!
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 2134



View Profile
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2010, 09:21:06 pm »

there's been a huge raccoon hanging around our neighborhood lately
we came home late one night and scared it while it was trying to break into our bird feeder
it took off across the backyard and hid behind a 33 gallon garbage can and stood up
and it was taller than the garbage can which is about 4 ft tall
Logged

Helping My Boss Find His Own Ass with Both Hands since 1986!
Tiger479
Stranger in an even stranger land
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 1297



View Profile
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2010, 09:25:47 pm »

My .357 would make a mess and cause neighborhood chaos, so I'm going to go get an air rifle and have alittle fun with him this weekend.  Grin
Logged
Gnomez
Village Idiot... and Lover of Sheep...
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 3337



View Profile
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2010, 09:46:03 pm »

You guys get all the cool shit over there
We don't get Raccoons....or .357's Sad
Can you really own one of those Tiger?
Logged
AlpineValleyGirl
I Get Things Done!
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 2134



View Profile
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2010, 09:51:40 pm »

a long time ago
I came home from work and saw a pair of eyes glowing on my porch
and I thought it was one of my cats so I reached out to pet it
and the motion-sensor light went on right before I petted a possum

and what's the scariest critter in your village, gnomez?
vicious echidnae?
Logged

Helping My Boss Find His Own Ass with Both Hands since 1986!
Tiger479
Stranger in an even stranger land
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 1297



View Profile
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2010, 09:55:49 pm »

You guys get all the cool shit over there
We don't get Raccoons....or .357's Sad
Can you really own one of those Tiger?
Yep, I got a Ruger GP100 .357 with a six inch barrel. There are also companies that make 50 cal. hand guns.

Hell, this is Texas you can get all kinds of guns, no full autos though, those are illegal here.

Smith and Wesson, Ruger, Desert Eagle make some really cool BIG guns. Cool Grin
Logged
AlpineValleyGirl
I Get Things Done!
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 2134



View Profile
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2010, 10:06:47 pm »

DON'T SHOOT ME!  I'M CUTE!

« Last Edit: October 18, 2010, 10:18:57 pm by AlpineValleyGirl » Logged

Helping My Boss Find His Own Ass with Both Hands since 1986!
Tiger479
Stranger in an even stranger land
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 1297



View Profile
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2010, 10:10:08 pm »

DON'T SHOOT ME!  I'M CUTE!

No need to worry Im a lover not a fighter, but that damn opossum's days are numbered.
Logged
Gnomez
Village Idiot... and Lover of Sheep...
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 3337



View Profile
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2010, 10:18:56 pm »

Man your gun laws are so lax...

We have possums too AVG but no snakes or bears or alligators etc
We get the odd shark on our beaches in summer but not Great Whites and no real nasty jellyfish
All the truely nasty creatures are in AustraliA
The nastiest spider we have is the Katipo which is pretty nasty but they are very rare and I've never seen one
Logged
AlpineValleyGirl
I Get Things Done!
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 2134



View Profile
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2010, 10:30:17 pm »

the most dangerous critter in our part of town
was the cougar they cornered and killed about a mile north of where I work a couple years ago



seriously, this thing must have followed the chicago river and made a left turn
into a very busy and populated neighborhood -  they stalked it for days
Logged

Helping My Boss Find His Own Ass with Both Hands since 1986!
Gnomez
Village Idiot... and Lover of Sheep...
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 3337



View Profile
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2010, 05:04:33 pm »

Did u get the little hairy fecker Tiger?
Logged
Tiger479
Stranger in an even stranger land
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 1297



View Profile
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2010, 09:19:19 am »

Haven't caught him yet, but winter is coming and the squirels are driving my dog nuts.
Logged
FIRSTOZZYFAN
INTERSTELLAR AXEMAN
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 666



View Profile
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2010, 11:54:54 pm »

the most dangerous critter in our part of town
was the cougar they cornered and killed about a mile north of where I work a couple years ago



seriously, this thing must have followed the chicago river and made a left turn
into a very busy and populated neighborhood -  they stalked it for days
Looks like the little fucker nearly got away!
Unfortunately they popped a cap in his ass when he started the scooter.......he ALMOST made it.......
Logged




Gnomez
Village Idiot... and Lover of Sheep...
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 3337



View Profile
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2010, 12:02:19 am »

He shouldn't have fucked around trying to get the helmet on.....
Logged
Pages: [1] 2 3   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF 1.1.11 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines LLC
WEBSITE & CONTENTS © DIVINE RECORDINGS.     Terms of Use | Privacy Policy

Websites for Music Festivals