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Author Topic: There's a damn-dirty Opossum lurking in my back yard at night  (Read 12188 times)
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« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2010, 10:20:27 pm »

So what's been happening Live DD?
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« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2010, 09:45:27 am »

There was a dead Opossum in the street this morning... Shit, that lucky bastard escaped the Pendelum I have in my basement.  Angry
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« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2010, 09:01:09 pm »

aww   Embarrassed  we found a dead squirrel under my nephew's junk car after the tow truck took it away
it was curled up like it was asleep with its eyes open and so frozen to the ground we can't budge it
so now I have to keep running it over every time I park there
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« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2010, 04:55:56 am »

aww   Embarrassed  we found a dead squirrel under my nephew's junk car after the tow truck took it away
it was curled up like it was asleep with its eyes open and so frozen to the ground we can't budge it
so now I have to keep running it over every time I park there

Nice.....
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« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2011, 07:17:08 pm »

finally got a good shot of the little bugger
hiding in our squirrel feeder on the back porch

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« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2011, 08:52:14 pm »

a nice .22 shell between da eyes should take care of that Cool Cool Cool
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« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2011, 12:10:52 pm »

Guess that's how all her boyfriends try to leave... Black Widow, anyone?
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« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2011, 12:48:00 am »

finally got a good shot of the little bugger
hiding in our squirrel feeder on the back porch




That don't look like no squirrel to me.
Click click.......caboom!
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« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2011, 03:20:01 pm »

The only predators we have here are water mokasins, copperheads, maybe coyotes (don't know if you'd call them a predator because they mostly scavenge), bobcats, and a VERY rare mountain lion (I heard we have 3 around here).  I think I've seen one before.  I was told we have rattle snakes but I've lived here for 18 years and haven't seen a single one.
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« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2011, 06:16:02 pm »

The only predators we have here are water mokasins, copperheads, maybe coyotes (don't know if you'd call them a predator because they mostly scavenge), bobcats, and a VERY rare mountain lion (I heard we have 3 around here).  I think I've seen one before.  I was told we have rattle snakes but I've lived here for 18 years and haven't seen a single one.

Bobcats and Mt Lions?! Where the hell do you live?

I'd have to walk the dog with a rifle if I lived in your neck of the woods... 
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« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2011, 06:18:16 pm »

finally got a good shot of the little bugger
hiding in our squirrel feeder on the back porch


Is that a joint in his mouth?

Maybe he just wants to party with the squirrels. Undecided Cool
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« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2011, 08:46:21 pm »

that's his tail next to his nose - he's curled up inside the pickle jar

but if he's ready to party, that's a catnip plant right in front of him
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« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2011, 11:16:42 pm »

Catnip is a plant?! I always thought that stuff was man made.
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« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2011, 12:30:40 am »

Catnip is a plant?! I always thought that stuff was man made.


And did you also think Lamb Roast, Beef Mince and Pork Chops are a processed and packaged product neatly wrapped by your local Supermarket?
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« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2011, 08:28:34 pm »

Catnip is a plant?! I always thought that stuff was man made.

its in the mint family of plants.  I've got that stuff growing all over my yard
we bring in whole plants we've weeded out of the garden and give it to the cats
one of them can't be bothered, but the other one rolls around in the fresh nip
bounces off the walls for ten or fifteen minutes and then takes a long nap
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